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HR Report 2468

Day 28

The paintball competition was a mistake.

The only departments remaining are

• HR

• The Turks

• SOLDIER

• Engineering

I am alone.

Barricade, in my managers office…

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reporting for spam. stop flooding the tags. rpers are unable tofind partners because of your spam posts

I haven't posted for a while. I AM an RP blog. What is your fucking problem

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Hello. This is the vent gremlin. I am the one responsible for releasing 10000000 crickets into the ventilation system. Turn off the mako reactors or things will be worse.

Dear Vent Gremlin.

Our workers very much enjoyed the natural sounds of the outside world and continued to work in the true Shinra Fashion.

Our Sience Director Hojo, loved the 1000000 crickets. He has collected them for science.

Love HR

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To: All

From HR@shinra.gov

Subject: Paintball Assassins Competition!

To celebrate company Moral and a hard year of working, Shinra will grant one lucky winner a month-long holiday and 12,000 Gill spending money. The task A paintball game, last man standing wins. At 11am come grab your guns. The competition starts at 1pm.

Have Fun

HR

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Director Hojo...

If you don't want him to scan you you'll need to book a private scan and have a member of HR join you...

Swapsy fairy is in town! Reno is now pregnant!

Reno: HEY I DIDN’T AGREE TO TH- Aw fuck….

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Hmm well. Seems to be all in order.

We just need Hojo to do a scan

Swapsy fairy is in town! Reno is now pregnant!

Reno: HEY I DIDN’T AGREE TO TH- Aw fuck….

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Well... we need a positive test and a note from your Obstetrician and Midwife...

Swapsy fairy is in town! Reno is now pregnant!

Reno: HEY I DIDN’T AGREE TO TH- Aw fuck….

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If this is your way of trying to get paid time off it isn't going to work

Swapsy fairy is in town! Reno is now pregnant!

Reno: HEY I DIDN’T AGREE TO TH- Aw fuck….

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ShinRa HR Report: Incident 3759

Chocobo-Pox is spreading throughout the HQ. A number of people have reported developing itchy red spots. As a precaution, we have implemented a lockdown of staff in affected areas. Staff who have reported having Chocobo-Pox as children are exempt from the lockdown and may work from home.

Reno of the Turks who has reported having had Chocobo-Pox as a child has been posted to guard the entrance to the quarantined zone and is permitted to enter and leave as needs be to take in supplies and deliveries.

Infection counts:

- Cleaning staff: 3

- HR Department: 9 (Including yours truly)

- Guards: 5

- Investigation sector of General Affairs: Rude and Tseng

- Call centre operatives: 24

- Accounting: 1 - (Tony from accounting is believed to be patient zero)

- Maintenance: 3

- Contractors: 3

- Tour guides: 1

- Hojo (Who has been advised not to experiment on the Chocobo Pox virus)

- 3 SOLDIERs (Roche has been placed in his own room as he was irritating the other patient)

Note, informed local hospitals that there may be a wider outbreak

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We have a recommendation list of perfect second jobs. We also recommend taking a sexual education class.

HR

To: Reno@shinra.gov ( @renohasbigtits )

From HR@shinra.gov

After the deduction of child maintenance fees. Your monthly Pay comes to...

1 GILL

Kind regards

Shira HR

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Oh... this is for every paycheck.

HR

To: Reno@shinra.gov ( @renohasbigtits )

From HR@shinra.gov

After the deduction of child maintenance fees. Your monthly Pay comes to...

1 GILL

Kind regards

Shira HR

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Should you wish to make a complaint please file them with HR@shinra.gov...

DAMMIT

I had a cake in the breakroom. It was down to my last slice. I was going to snag it for a snack and then what happened. All I could find was the fancy wrapper in the damn trash. T.T I have no idea who stole my cake but i was looking forward to it. I blame Reno

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Hi, is this blog open for anyone to follow, or meant for a particular group? Thx 🙂

Hello anon,

Anyone can follow and also send in asks/reports ;)

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To: Reno@shinra.gov ( @renohasbigtits )

From HR@shinra.gov

After the deduction of child maintenance fees. Your monthly Pay comes to...

1 GILL

Kind regards

Shira HR

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To: All

From: HR@shinra.gov

Following the accident last week at the guard station, we would like to remind all guard staff that following the latest TicketyTok trend of juggling live grenades will be met with instant dismissal.

Kind regards

HR

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To: All

From: HR@shinra.gov

Shinra electric company would like to remind staff that we put safety first, in all aspects of life.

Good News Everyone! The Loose Tonberry has been apprehended...

However, please do not go into meeting room Five as the Bahamut is still nursing its young.

From HR

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Incident report 3492

A sword has been thrown within the combat simulator and it will be offline for the next 3 working days to fix a large hole. Facilities had a few choice words over the matter as they reminded HR that this is the 67th time they’ve had to fix this within the year.

Repair costs:

40,000 Gill

Resolution:

A Companywide email was sent reminding Guards and SOILDERS to leave their weapons outside the combat simulator.