did you guys hear they bodied bubbline and rupphire in best yuri bracket on twitter
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Magneto when he gets back to the mansion and the whole team is radicalized against humans and wants to go start shit.
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benedick literally chooses beatrice over everything else in his life & then gets all flustered proposing to her in front of friends & family. he is so embarrassing
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I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.
Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.
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everyone talks about one-hit wonders, but no one seems to think about two-hit wonders. neon trees released “everybody talks” and “animals” and then fucked off forever. LMFAO released “party rock” and “sexy and i know it” and then apologized and left the radio. many such cases, all of which are deeply fascinating to me
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in b4 95% of all websites in june 2024 announce that "for security" they will only work with browsers that use manifest v3
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Muslims misreading the Barbie posters might be the funniest thing I’ve seen today
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all of the seasoned stardew valley players starting a fresh, year 1 farm today for the 1.6 upgrade
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I hope your vibrator runs out of battery halfway through and that the charger is on the other side of the room. And also that you die
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Rich guy in an asian drama: I have no interest in love or romance and I think dating is a waste of time.
Plucky ordinary girl: You suck, your family and friends suck, you make me miserable and I’m in love with another guy.
Rich guy:
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