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Jalisa’s Simtube channel (@.Jalisa thee MUA)

The Truth. (Exposing my Ex) (w/ receipts)

Hey guys. I guess I knew this day would come eventually, but not this soon. I’ve been in a secret relationship with Emery Morgan for the past 4 years. I know, it’s shitty of me to be the other woman, but when we first met I didn’t know who he was. Obviously, I don’t really keep up with the incel side of the internet he’s famous on. He told me he was a podcaster and that was it. I didn’t care what he made content about, I only care about my own channel. Anyways, when I found out he was married with kids, he said his relationship was on the verge of divorce and he wanted a better, younger and prettier wife. I assume this is where I was supposed to come in. But since that’s over, I can let you all know he’s not the Godly, family oriented man he portrays himself as. Emery, if you’re watching this, you still owe me a trip to Tomarang, bitch.

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It’s official: my oldest is a married woman!

My mini-me is not mini anymore and I’m devastated! At least this means I’ll be a grandma soon! Wouldn’t it be so cute if my grandkids called me Mimi also? Oh, and I’m only 6 months along with my pregnancy. Selah and I could very well be pregnant at the same time and my grandbaby would be best friends with his aunt or uncle! This is making me so happy to think about! Wait, this is supposed to be about Selah’s wedding. Right. She and Devansh are very cute together and I’m sooooo excited for them to make me a grandma.

Take care, Mimi <3

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It’s been a great day for our family. We had two birthdays and I have a special announcement!

Remnant turned 13 and Jubilee turned 6! Remnant is amazing at his studies and is already thinking critically about his future career goals. He’s very interested in politics and honestly I hope he does take that path in the future. Of course I think this country needs more politicians with Christian morals!

Yes, Jubilee still goes by Billie. Yes, I still hate it. At least she’s a well behaved girl.

Also, I’m pregnant! I totally thought the twins were my last kids, and I was totally fine to go out with a bang like that, but I think this is truly the last one. I’m 44 now, and my midwife has advised me that this is a rather high risk pregnancy, so I’m trying to keep my stress levels super low. Luckily, I have a lovely stress-free life and so many daughters to help me out!

Take care, Mimi <3

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I’ve reached 100 shiny happy followers!

As a treat, I took a couple pics of alternative universe Mimi!

She definitely would have been the most popular girl in high school. She would have let you borrow her lip gloss, but after you leave she would whisper to her friends that it looks bad on you. She would “befriend” a quiet kid so they’d do her homework. She’d go to college for a couple semesters before dropping out to become an influencer, and she’d totally lie about actually liking the products she promotes. She’d still be really lame and evil, no cult required.

Anyways, thanks to all of you for reading this silly little blog I made to cope with some weird parts of my childhood. This last year has been… uh, not cool… so writing and sharing my sims has been a fun a little escape.

-Kwanjai 🍯🩵

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My brain is saying that Garden could be the next heir because of her darker palette and also, Christian/Religious rock is a thing so that’s all that’s running through me 👀

I genuinely love the idea of an alt fundie couple!Instead of teaching their kids hymns, they’re teaching them Flyleaf songs.💀

However it won’t be Garden. She’s so over this shit lmao. I’ll kept this in my back pocket for the future. 🤭

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Sunday, 11:26 PM, Stargazer Lounge, San Myshuno

Jalisa: Hi, baby! Sorry I’m late.

Emery: That’s fine. We won’t be here for long.

Jalisa: Oh? Where are you taking me?

Emery: Nowhere. It’s over between us.

Jalisa: What?! You can’t do this!

Emery: Yes I can. And I have to.

Jalisa: Have to? Why? Did your wife find out about us or something?

Emery: No. And I plan on keeping it that way. My daughter is getting married soon and I need to provide a better example of what a good husband looks like for her.

Jalisa: Em, baby… the damage is already done. I promise I won’t tell anyone.

Emery: I cant keep sinning against my wife. It’s over.

Jalisa: Emery… you’re making a mistake here.

Emery: I don’t think so.

Jalisa: Yes, you are. You should think this through.

Emery: Don’t make this more difficult than it needs to be.

Jalisa: Of course I’m gonna make it difficult! You promised me so much!

Emery: I already have a wife that I need to give the world to.

Jalisa: You said you don’t love her anymore.

Emery: I don’t… but I promised God. And a promise to God is more important than a promise to you.

Jalisa: …Honey, you’ve got a big storm coming.

Emery: Jalisa…

Jalisa: Don’t Jalisa me! It’s so over for you. If God is so fucking important to you, you better start praying now, because I will end your career.

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Saturday, 6:19 PM, Morgan Household, San Myshuno

Mercy-Marie: And where do you think you’re going, young lady?

Garden: …The mall. I was gonna take the subway.

Mercy-Marie: Absolutely not! How on Earth did you think you would get away with that? If you must go you need to take an accountability buddy with you. Selah! Drive Garden to the mall.

Selah: I don’t really feel like—

Mercy-Marie: I don’t care. You’re taking her.

Twenty minutes later…

Garden: I’m sorry I got you dragged into this. I should have not tried to go.

Selah: Whatever. I’m just gonna drop you off and go to Devansh’s place.

Garden: Oh… Do Mom and Dad know you go to his place alone?

Selah: No. And it’s gonna stay that way if you want me to keep the secret about your little record store boyfriend, got it?

Garden: How did you—

Selah: I’m your sister, of course I knew. We’re here, now go. I’m picking you up at 8:30.

Caden: Hey! You made it!

Garden: Of course I did!

Caden: I’m really glad you’re here. Your outfit is cool, by the way.

Garden: I don’t know about all that.

Caden: I mean it, Garden. You look great.

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It’s a heavy day for me as a mother. My two oldest children are moving on in their lives!

Selah is engaged! I’ll admit that it required some pushing from Emery and I to get it to happen. Devansh wanted to wait another year but we said absolutely not! That’s wayyy too long to wait! We wouldn’t want Selah to struggle with staying pure or waste any years for childbearing so we encouraged Devansh to propose immediately if he knew she was the one.

As you may know, my son Peniel joined the army. He’s now stationed in Tartosa. I’m so proud of him! Please pray that he stays safe while serving our country.

Take care, Mimi <3

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Thursday, 1:09 PM, Hepburn Mall, Newcrest

Mercy-Marie: Alright girls, Mommy needs to go shoe shopping. Stay with Selah at all times, okay?

All: Yes, Mom!

10 minutes later…

Jubilee: Selah! Can we go here? I want a new doll. Pretty please?

Selah: Yeah, fine, whatever. Come on, everyone.

Garden: But I wanna go in this store.

Selah: I literally don’t care. Meet us inside the toy store when you’re done.

Caden: Hey, welcome in! Just wanted to remind you we have a 50% off sale today Are you looking for anything in particular?

Garden: No, I was just looking. I’m not gonna buy anything. I have no idea who any of these people even are.

Caden: Oh, okay. Let me know if you need—wait, what?

Garden: Is something wrong?

Caden: You mean… you don’t know any of these artists? In the whole store? How does that happen?

Garden: Oh! Um… I’m not really allowed to listen to secular music. It’s a long story. But… It all looks super cool! I wish I could buy something.

Caden: Well… if you’re interested in trying something new… the album you’re holding is one of my favorites. You should start there.

Garden: I don’t have any money to buy it…

Caden: I’ll get it for you. It’s on sale so don’t sweat it.

Garden: Are you sure?

Caden: Totally. It’s not every day that I get to introduce someone to music as a whole.

Caden: You’re all set! Hope you enjoy it.

Garden: Thanks! I should get going.

Caden: Wait! Before you go, we’re having a listening party here for Tyler the Watcher’s new album. Saturday at 6:30. You should come.

Garden: I don’t think I can—

Caden: I would be really stoked if you made it.

Garden: …I’ll try my best.

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Friday, 11:02 AM, Myshuno Meadows, San Myshuno

Selah: Devansh, I’ve been thinking about us… and I think I need to call off this relationship.

Devansh: Good. I think so, too.

Selah: Huh?

Devansh: Yeah… this whole courtship thing? Not my style at all. When I approached you asking for a date I just thought we’d get dinner together or something. And then you brought your parents over and it became a huge deal and… yeah. It’s too… rigid.

Selah: Wait… so you mean… you don’t like the way my family does things?

Devansh: No, not at all. I thought that was obvious. That’s why I hated your church. Everyone was so stiff and there’s so many rules. I don’t need that in my life.

Selah: Oh! Well, that’s why I wanted to break up. Because I hate that about our church as well. I thought you wanted a submissive wife and all of that crap.

Devansh: God no! I want a wife that can match me intellectually. Listen, I know you’re smart, so please stop downplaying it. It genuinely upsets me. At least now I realize why.

Selah: You mean you like that I’m witty? And you’re not embarrassed that I like math and science? Or that I play chess? My mom said that type of stuff isn’t feminine so I should stop talking about it. Apparently guys don’t like when their girl makes them feel dumb.

Devansh: Selah, please be yourself. I don’t want to actually break up.

Selah: I don’t either.

Devansh: Then…

Selah: … You promise you won’t be a controlling husband? Can I wear pants? Can I not have 10 kids? Can I go to college?

Devansh: *scoffs* I really hate that you even have to ask me that.

Selah: Promise me!

Devansh: Selah, I promise! No one in their right mind would want 10 kids and a wife they ban from wearing pants and getting an education.

Selah: That’s literally 90% of my family.

Devansh: Your family is insane.

Selah: I’m glad you agree.

Devansh: So, are we still courting?

Selah: No. That word is stupid. We’re dating. You’re my boyfriend.

Devansh: Perfect. Let’s go, girlfriend.

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Simeddit thread on r/MorgansSnark “Has Mercy-Marie lost her mind?!”

Mimi’s on her instagram story right now crying over people celebrating Halloween, saying it’s proof of the downfall of Simerica. Is she serious?

Transcript: GOD SAVE SIMERICA!

Look at this DEMONIC spirit I caught on my ring camera!!! I’m so glad Emery was home last night to protect us from those who celebrate such an ungodly holiday :(

wet_squirrel456 yeah. halloween will be the downfall of this country. not the shitty economy. or climate change. or the uptick in hate speech and violent crime.

dancing_archipelago120 that poor kid in his astronaut costume. now there’s a sect of the internet that’s going to believe he’s a demon just for wanting some candy.

squiggly_utopia388 she’s so fucking stupid just like her mother lmaooo

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Hey guys! We had a lot of birthdays this weekend! Qavah and Zion turned 2, Shekinah turned 13, and Peniel turned 18!

Qavah loves learning new things and Zion is already such a perfect example of meekness! Shekinah really likes to cook and try new foods! While cooking is an important skill for a lady, I need to remind her to not eat so often. Being slim at this age is very important!

Peniel has enlisted in the military! I’m so proud that my baby boy wants to serve his beautiful country! I’ll update you when he receives his post.

Take care, Mimi <3

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It’s convention time!

This year it was held here in San Myshuno. What a blessing it is to be able fellowship with believers in such a wayward city! I was very happy to see my twin. She’s due any day now but she still made the voyage to San Myshuno!

And oh! My sweet boy Calvary celebrated his sixth birthday today as well!

Take care, Mimi <3

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Selah is courting!

She has met her match in Devansh Chopra! He lives here in San Myshuno, as he recently relocated here for his work. He’s still looking for a church home, but he met Selah while he visited our church! It’s wonderful timing for him to find a wife to take care of him and his house while he’s working. He still isn’t sure our church is a good fit for him, but he is sure about getting to know our Selah! Sooo sweet! Sooo exciting!

Take care, Mimi <3

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More and More Morgans, Season 2 Episode 3

Emery: So three Morgans are celebrating a birthday today. Our oldest, Selah, is an adult now, Jubilee turned 2, and Garden’s officially a teenager. Because there are so many of us, there’s constantly a birthday, and eating that much cake is… not good for you. Cake goes straight to Mimi’s gut. Her words, not mine, so don’t cancel me. Anyways, that’s why instead of cake, we have one berry muffin each. Homemade of course.

Mercy-Marie: Hey where’s Garden? Her muffin’s getting cold.

Selah: She said she wanted to change and put on some makeup. I guess to look pretty for her birthday.

Mercy-Marie: Oh, that’s fine. I jus— GARDEN MORGAN WHAT IS ON YOUR FACE???!!!

Garden: Same stuff that’s on your face, I presume.

Garden: I don’t think I understand what the problem is.

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The Observation Channel’s Simstagram Post (@.toc_tv)

toc_tv Our favorite family just grew by two! 💜Meet the Morgan’s new twin girls, Qavah and Zion on their birth special tonight at 8/7c!

halahalazia Please cancel this show.

sweetcornpizza oh who THE FUCK gave them a show?

bellagoth_alt hopefully they’re done after this

sulaninative73 does this family give anyone else bad vibes. just me? okay😅

homskoolingmama look at all theese misrabel people making fun of this godly wholesum famly :( i love the morganses and congratz too them on the new babbys #godbless ❤️

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Pilot Episode of More and More Morgans on The Observation Channel

Mercy-Marie: As arrows are in the hands of a mighty man, so are children of the youth.

Emery: Blessed is the man that has his quiver full of them!

Mercy-Marie: So I have I huge surprise for everyone! I’m pregnant! We totally weren’t expecting to start the season off with this news but that’s me! Always doing something cray-cray! Heehee, anyways, it’s time for me to announce to the rest of the fam.

Mercy-Marie: Hey guys, guess what! We’re adding not one, but two new Morgans to the squad!

*chaos ensues*

Producer: How do you feel about getting two new siblings?

Selah: I don’t think it really matters how I feel.

Producer: Aw don’t say that! I bet you’re super excited, huh?

Selah: Mmhmm.

Producer: Is being in a big family fun?

Selah: Yep.

Producer: Do you see yourself having a family like this someday?

Selah: Sure.

Shekinah: I’m so excited for more siblings! I looooove to play with them!

Remnant: I think there’s plenty of us to play with here.

Shekinah: Remnaaaaant! Noooooo! You can’t saaaaay thaaaaat!

Remnant: Wh-

Shekinah: Children are a blessing! So there needs to be more of them! At least that’s what Mom said.

Mercy-Marie: *baby voice* Hi Cal! Aren’t you happy Mommy’s having two babies!

Calvary: I’m hungie.

Mercy-Marie: *normal voice* O-Okay… but what about *resumes baby voice* Mommy’s babies? Yeah? You excited?

Calvary: I’m. HUNGIE!

Mercy-Marie: I think that went well.