19 y/o, bi cis guy, trans ally and perhaps tumblrs silliest little guy. Also a furry and lowkey obsessed with several fandoms (mostly book series or furry vn's)
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Anastasia Trusova — “Through The Walls”, 2020
Acrylic on linen (70 x 70 cm)
#i could be completely wrong and talking mad misinformation but im pretty sure this artist also made one of procreate's illustrations#that come with it
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for months ive been thinking to myself "food is highkey yummy", a phrase which not only means nothing but is also stupid as fuck
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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.
#well i am a bi cis guy witha ton of trans discord friends after all#i already saw this post and another one like this and i was like “THATS ME”#the grunglerrrrr
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going to a family reunion for a friend who wants to just fuck w their family and we need ideas
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we are going as parent and child
i am going full trad goth
im mentioning my cats as children but not clarifying they are cats
casually mentioning im trying to get my trans gf pregnant
telling them i draw furry porn for a living
calling each other dongle doo and yoyo instead of dad and child
using my full spanish name and offering my hebrew name as an alternative is they can’t pronounce the first one
Fuel me more
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Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!
(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)
Share what you got!
#crown of lost earth and sorrow#that sounds a bit lame honestly#but i ALMOST got a comically long title for mine#it would have been quite amusing
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hey its me im calling you about your dna sequencing yeauh the results came in.. yeah you might want to sit down before we get started
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"This fic is literally just porn, why do you care about the quality of the editing" unfortunately, both my brain and my dick have strong opinions about verb tenses.
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my shaders did NOT react well with carrot cake…
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duuuuude you gotta hop on Dick Sit it’ll cure your autism
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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.
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