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the porn I watch does...

It's cool how human teeth are literally not even supposed to be pure white, but decades of looking at people with mutant freak teeth in media will get you self conscious over totally healthy and unremarkable levels of yellowing.

It really hammers home that we could make soft skin and big jugs a part of male beauty norms if we wanted to. Like if porn only featured men with thick thighs and two inch dicks then that would have an influence on things.

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You’d have to be some kinda cum dump to reblog this.

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Getting invited to the lesbian discord server where they scoop out your brains like a pumpkin and replace it with pink fluff and fifteen new kinks.

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*paws you* do you wanna mate? *paws you again* wanna mate? *paws you* mate with puppy? *paws you* make puppies with me?

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Shy toys are easy, you just stick a few fingers in their mouth til their eyes go wide and their brain resets. Tell them they belong to you and they'll just nod with a vacant stare and a desperate mouth

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anyone who says trans women aren’t women obviously hasn’t heard the sounds that tgirls make when i smack their asses til they’re red and bite them so hard it leaves marks and make them bark for me like pretty little mutts and pin them down and suck them off til they’re leaking <3 cuz those are just about the most feminine sounds i can think of!!!!

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nerdy femmes with glasses deserve face kisses until their glasses are a little crooked and they have to fix them babbling their words away with all the surrounding cheeks flushed as much as they can get (me)

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nerdy femmes with glasses deserve face kisses until their glasses are a little crooked and they have to fix them babbling their words away with all the surrounding cheeks flushed as much as they can get (me)

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there’s a tree near my house that has a few branches that are just low enough that I feel like its petting me when I walk under it

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cages are overrated girlcock is meant to swing uselessly and twitch while your hole gets stretched

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playing Balatro for the first time while my supple & inviting mouth is cockwarming the girl who's letting me use her console & giving me gameplay advice

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i shouldn’t have to work a job i should be out in the pasture grazing

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Lazy blowjobs while they're busy doing something else!!! Their dick can be just nice and warm and cosy in your mouth!!! And they just sometimes moan and twitch and gently caress your hair!!!

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i got dicked down by a girl and i liked it

last night, i got my ass fucked for the first time, like properly fucked. in the past I've tried, but I'd always end up soaking less than half of a cock for ten seconds max and then asking the top to pull out because it hurts... This was different.

my polyamorous girlfriend takes me out to a queer bar with a number of her friends. everyone is vibing, people are talking and having a great time, and as the night goes on, people are getting tipsy and flirting with each other. I make out with a few people, but I spend the longest time making out with the one I least expected: the bartender. A gorgeous, calm, collected trans woman, several years older than me, who has a thicc cuddly body with skin softer than silk, perfect pillowy thighs and ass and boobs and love handles, and soft kissable lips to match. we and a bunch of people from the bar end up at someone's apartment, and she and I are on the couch flirting, and then we're kissing again, and we're taking our clothes off because it's "getting a little too warm", and we're naked and snuggling and fawning over each other, and then-

it was all perfect. i blew her as if her dick was the last source of running water for a hundred miles, and was rewarded with a surprisingly thick load, bigger than most of the rounds I would fire pre-transition, despite her being the most gorgeous cute feminized creature you'd ever know. (She'd been off her T-blockers for a few weeks, I'd later learn.) A while later she got hard *again* and i wanted her so bad, i begged her to fuck my ass 😖

She was gentle, tender, she went really slow, she used a LOT of lube... she teased my tight little hole, laid me on my tummy with some blankets and a towel on the floor, teased me some more, til I turned my head and looked back at her with the most lustful eyes I could give, and I said "fuck me. please, fuck me" in my most pathetic needy princess voice~

And she pushed against me, letting just the tip in, then pulled back, again and again going a little deeper each time til she was ⅔ of the way in, as much as my virgin ass could handle, and fuck, she's running her hands up and down my back and my sides and my neck and i feel INCREDIBLE, and oh fuck, she's pounding me, she's really filling my ass and breaking my brain and I'm squealing. I'm usually vocal but holy shit, I was moaning so fucking loud, my delicate estrogenized body quivering and shaking with delight

i'm getting really stretched out and feeling a bit nervous, so I ask to take a break, go to the bathroom, check myself, looking for the usual signs that my eyes were bigger than my hole, but to my great surprise there's no pain, no blood, no signs of tearing. in the past, i've bled from just having buttplugs in... guess I was going too fast and using not enough lube each time 😔

I come back and I'm a little dizzy and my legs are wobbly, so I drink some soda to reinvigorate myself. I ask to try missionary, and she lays me on my back and puts my ankles on her shoulders (HOOOOOLY SHIT) and she asks if I'm doing okay? if I'm enjoying myself? and all I can do is nod my head vigorously because she's rubbing against my hole again and slowly leaning towards me, pushing my legs back as far as they'll go, and I can't fucking speak, and my legs get so stretched that I have to take them off her shoulders and open my thighs wide like a needy slut, and when she enters me again-

oh, if I thought I was loud before, I guarantee the poor innocent people in the surrounding apartments will be filing noise complaints after this.

the missionary position gives her the perfect angle to pound my kitty button, i.e. my G-spot, my pressure release valve if you will. I had never felt anything close to this in my life. My vision went starry and my eyes crossed; without much conscious thought, my arms and legs wrapped around her as naturally as pure instinct and pulled her in closer to me, pulling my hips up and against her, greedy for her dick

My tongue is out and I'm drooling like a dirty fucking whore, and she's calling me her pretty little cumslut and her perfect sex toy and so many wonderful names, and I'm not just moaning, I'm SHRIEKING. We're both moaning, but I'm like a cat in heat, like a hentai character on a stereo cranked up to eleven, girlcum streaming out of my cute lil soft dick to form a pathetic puddle on my tummy, and it feels like the millisecond of ecstasy one feels just prior to cumming, but drawn out for several minutes.

the pleasure becomes too much, it's like fireworks in my brain, dopamine serotonin and endorphins reaching an agonizing threshold. I tap her thigh twice and she pulls out, slowly, so I can feel every inch of her coming out of me. Almost immediately I want it back in again, but it's 4am and we're both panting, so we set up the couch to sleep on and cuddle in the afterglow til we doze off.

Come daytime, we wake up in each other's arms, and I can't believe I slept with such a beautiful woman and skilled lover. My heart flutters to see her face and body, and any doubt I ever had about my womanhood is shattered - the notion that I was once a young man now seems more ridiculous than ever. For a girl as pretty as her to make such a good little slut out of me? Clearly I was always meant to be a pathetic lesbian :3

We go out for breakfast. She gets crêpes; I get french toast. We talk and talk and look into each other's eyes and touch each other's hands, and I'm such a thirsty whore that I insist on paying for her meal. We linger in the restaurant long after the check is paid - our conversation is exciting; our personalities mesh well together.

I'm eagerly looking forward to seeing her again sometime very soon... I keep thinking about her smile, and her smell, and her dick. Need need NEED more. I can hardly believe I never bottomed before, and I feel like I need that to be like 90% of the sex I have going forward.

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Hehee reuploding because staff got to it last time~

You know you want some!! <333

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unfortunately, my wife and i cannot fuck a slimegirl yet, but by god we can frot in a bowl of sugar-free jello