shinythingsorpaperrings
shinythingsorpaperrings
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shinythingsorpaperrings · 5 years ago
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Me: Ugh why does my cat always meow at me until I come and stare at his full food bowl? It's ridiculous
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Me: [holding my cat's face with tears in my eyes] im sorry i ever doubted you my son
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shinythingsorpaperrings · 5 years ago
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The first sound was a snowmobile, somewhere in the distance.
Then, with no warning, a dozen RCMP vehicles, including prisoner vans and RCMP-branded Suburbans, roared out of the pre-dawn darkness and stopped just short of the watch camp where Wet’suwet’en land defenders have been resisting a court-ordered evacuation of their lands to make way for a pipeline.
Backed up by tactical officers, dog teams, and drones with infrared sensors, dozens of RCMP officers began raiding Wet’suwet’en land defender camps shortly before 5 a.m.
Led by one officer bellowing “Police! Stay Calm!”, dozens of officers flooded into the watch camp.
One read a statement aloud saying that police were enforcing an injunction order and that anyone present had 10 minutes to gather their things and leave, or be arrested and charged with obstruction of justice.
At least six land defenders have so far been arrested, several being dragged away in handcuffs.
Police smashed the window of a truck and dragged out a woman who was naked and had locked herself inside.
One RCMP officer repeatedly threatened a VICE reporter and another journalist with arrest, ordering them out of the camp while they conducted arrests.
Police also attempted to prevent journalists from photographing or filming members of the tactical enforcement teams, the green-clad militarized units which stormed the Gidimt’en barricades a year ago under the supervision of “lethal overwatch.”
VICE saw multiple members of the same unit at the watch camp, armed with what appeared to be sniper and assault rifles.
“Shame on the RCMP! Shame on the colonizer!” land defenders screamed as they were dragged away.
As arrests carried on, RCMP ordered journalists farther and farther away from the scene, apparently in response to orders directly from the tactical enforcement team officers.
[KEEP READING]
A man breaks into your house wanting to destroy it for a pipeline. You tell him to leave. “Let’s negotiate,” he says. You tell him it’s not up for negotiation. He sics the cops on you and tells the news this isn’t the outcome he wanted. Do you accept this?
The RCMP are nothing but terrorist pigs for hire by colonial corporations.
IF YOU LIVE IN CANADA, CALL BC MINISTERS AND DEMAND THEY RESPECT WET’SUWET’EN LAW AND DECLARATION ON THE RIGHTS OF INDIGENOUS PEOPLES ACT (BILL 41).
SEE OTHER WAYS TO OFFER SUPPORT NO MATTER WHERE YOU LIVE.
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shinythingsorpaperrings · 5 years ago
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whats even the point of putting waterfalls in ur games if you arent going to put a cave behind it
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MISS AMERICANA: Taylor discusses beauty standards
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Fashion Bubbline
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Taylor's albums have been soaring on iTunes and she was the 2nd most streamed female artist globally yesterday on Spotify. The Miss Americana effect!
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‪☃️❄️Sundance was as snowy and fun as this photo shoot foreshadowed❄️☃️ Thank you so much Variety, Chris Willman, and Shirley Halperin for this cover/interview and Mary Ellen Matthews for taking these pics. Can’t wait for Jan 31 when Miss Americana comes out on Netflix! ‬
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And all at once, you’re all I want, I’ll never let you go! (x)
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shinythingsorpaperrings · 5 years ago
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Humans are weird
An alien’s observations on a human subject:
~ Subject mentions the fact that they are lactose intolerant every time they consume something with dairy in it.
~ Subject’s bones often make crunching noises. Subject assures me that this is somewhat normal.
~ Subject likes to put pictures together, one small irregularly shaped piece at a time, even though the picture is right in front of them.
~ Subject eats frozen food, even though this causes mild distress to their eating orifice.
~ Subject’s sleep schedule changes weekly. They do not understand this either.
~ Subject holds onto obsolete technology, despite not having the required device to even operate this technology.
~ Subject will trip over the same object periodically. They make no attempt to move said object.
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shinythingsorpaperrings · 5 years ago
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Imagine if aliens try to conquer modern day earth
“Humans, we’ve just captured your president! If you wish to see him alive again, than you must-“ “Overlord, they’re just celebrating in the streets.” “What!?”
Aliens think replacing the police with massive security robots would instill terror in the population. Instead, the local minister of order is given multiple cards gift baskets saying that their rule are so much better and safer than the racist cops of old.
The right are quelled when old monarchs of Europe and Asia are placed back on their thrones because of the aliens’ ceremonial nostalgia. The left love the aliens for giving LGBTQ+, disabled, and POC people equal legal status as well as forcing the majority of the Earth to treat their minorities right.
Instead of aliens trying to sexuality assault or kidnap women, the aliens would be turned to blushing messes as they’re called ‘cute’, ‘strong’, and ‘adorable’ by teens and youth adults.
Anyone got more to add?
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Taylor Swift + saying ‘fuck the music industry’
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taylor’s filmography ♡
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it’s a love story, baby just say yes // would you run away with me? yes  
insp (x)
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‘Treasure’
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#the holy trinity
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