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I didn’t watch the finale (I didn’t need to) but I’m devastated just the same. Still can’t believe I’ll be living the rest of my life with the fact that a trashy show on an equally trashy network queerbaited until the bitter end and I fell for it hook, line, and sinker, for all those years. :(

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So, I was ranting about cwsg and supercorp to my best friend, who watches the show occasionally, and right when I’m in the part where I said it looks like Brainy’s going to the future and leaving Nia, she was like: “Hey, so what if they find a way to somehow have Kara go to the future instead of Brainy?”

I know my best friend meant well, she was just wondering, but I hated hearing that because it sucks but it also sounded like something cwsg tptb would pull. So now I’m terrified of what could happen in the finale and the myriad ways with which the writers could butcher Kara Danvers/Kara Zor-El/Supergirl some more.

Needless to say, I hate this show. 😫

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I just finished watching the latest cwsg episode and I have no interest in rewatching it. And yes, even Lena’s presence in it just couldn’t save it for me. It’s too ridiculous.

This means we’re 9 episodes before we’re finally free from this prison ig 💀

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Can’t believe today is the day we will finally see the beginning of Lena’s Witch! Era.

Also, they better have her talking on the phone with Kara because this magic thingy in Not!Ireland is so crazy she just got to tell the love of her life Kara the full deets. Also also, she misses Kara and she just wants to hear her voice, ya know.

Anyway, what I’m trying to say is... SUPERCORP IS ENDGAME. But I think we all know that by now. 😉

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I love how my blog description that I wrote years ago presaged Supercorp endgame:

“Super and Magic. Super gay. Magic gay.”

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It’s about to be canon that Lena’s the only one in the Superfriends who can fight Nyxly in the same way that Supercorp is about to be canon. I don’t make the rules.

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She looks so happy here 🥺 cwsg better give her the happy ending she deserves or I’d be burning down cw hq 👿 and by happy ending I meant SUPERCORP ENDGAME so…

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I can generally suspend disbelief for cwsg because it’s a comic book show but I draw the line at everybody in Newfoundland being icy toward Lena because I’m sure there are lesbians there that would simp over her like omg there’s a hot tourist in town lol

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SCs on Twitter say Kara and Lena FaceTimed before game night but we all know Lena has an android phone so that’s not possible lmao

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No offense Canadians, but it’s the way Irish Lena just slaps for me, you know?

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Me rapping in the bathroom:

“One moment Lena’s from Ireland, the next thing I know she’s from Newfoundland” 💀

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Canadian!Lena does not hit as hard as Irish!Lena. I don’t make the rules.

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I just wanna tell the Supergirl tptb who keep approving these political hot takes into the script that buddy, pal, amigo, it’s not the serve you think it is, it’s ridiculous, it’s tone-deaf. Please stop.

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So I texted my friend that watches Supergirl too that I’m frustrated that Lena’s going to Ireland right after Kara gets back from the Phantom Zone.

And she responded with: Wait, Lena’s from Ireland? I thought it was Katie that was from Ireland though?

I mean, I watched the episode and Lena was like I’m going home but didn’t elaborate, but the fandom has since collectively decided that Lena’s from Ireland because of Katie so... yeah, I don’t make the rules: she’s going to Ireland and that’s it on Lena going home. lmao

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Wait, so now Lena’s off to Ireland, which means we’d get another Supercorp reunion hug when she comes back, right?

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Katie: "So until Kara gets back, you're not seeing a total and full Lena."

Lena: *Leaves National City right after Kara gets back from the Phantom Zone*

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I rarely wear make up these days but when I do, it’s always the clown make up. lmao

Anyway, SUPERCORP REUNION tomorrow. My mind is ready, my heart is not. lmao