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real life: sorry im just not a social media kind of guy… i wanna live in the moment y’know…. im like really private i like having secrets
on tumblr at 11:41 pm : guess whose period just started while watching fraggle rock season 1 episode 17
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It was a couple of mini potatos that huxley had gotten his paws onto and knocked under the oven ftr
smelling something utterly rancid in your apartment that you just cannot locate and the catharsis when you finally find the source
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smelling something utterly rancid in your apartment that you just cannot locate and the catharsis when you finally find the source
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“…to me” is one of the most powerful disclaimers we have on here… is this character analysis accurate? debatable. but it’s real… to me.
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rotten yucky boy and his big dumb paws
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Your whole team is about to get wiped
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My last donation post did not get far, and I'm even deeper in debt.
Immigration costs have kicked my ass, prolonged unemployment has been awful, and very few places are giving this tranny an interview. I have a freelance gig that's very slow and simply not enough. I'm very much in debt and cannot afford meds, rent, food without getting deeper and deeper in.
If you wanna actually help a trans woman, know that each dollar donated saves me an additional 20 cents of fees. Thanks
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my friend hates her mother's evil cat so much and wants him to die and im just now finding out his name is tubby pumpkin 😭 like bro why do u have beef with tubby pumpkin
#not to be That Guy but most “evil” cats consistently have their boundaries pushed#which makes them aggressive#i'll defend tubby pumpkin with my life
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get in babe we're 30 year old women we're having formative experiences that our teenage years denied us
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EMERGENCY - i am suddenly being kicked out of my apartment and have 2 weeks to get out
i just got extremely awful news. after being the primary caretaker of my father, who is a terminal cancer patient, and giving so much of him my time and resources, he has decided he is kicking me out. not gently nudging me (as we planned in 2 months time), but kicking me out. we're done. i believe the cancer is not making him think clearly, and due to this, he is making incoherent decisions. but regardless, he refuses to budge on this and i need to evacuate. it isn't safe for me to stay, nor can i stay even if i wanted to.
i have two weeks to get all of my belongings packed and transferred. i have no idea what to do. this is so sudden and all my extra funds have been given to him. i need help. i think i can find somewhere to stay but i need help with transferring/storing my belongings and travel costs.
venmo - cathpalug paypal ko-fi ask for zelle / etc
setting a soft goal of $1600.
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i rly rly hate how this site chased so much of its poc userbase away. it feels like i'm hanging out in an ethnostate sometimes
#there was a huge number of black folks i followed that got chased off /just this year/#for daring to be vocal about antiblackness in lgbtq spaces
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is this ship popular because it’s legitimately compelling or is it popular because it’s the easiest to decontextualize and write college roommate AUs about?
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i do kinda think whoever started the trend of requiring customers to ask an employee to let them into the bathroom should be executed Tbh. i dont care how much crack people are doing in your bathroom i shouldnt have to track somebody down and ask for permission to go potty in a public establishment
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BREAKING NEWS: softest material in the world has been discovered, scientists calling it "kitty tummy fur"
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i hope that someday there will be no more advertisements ever again
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