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Daisy: Coulson… I’m gay.

Coulson *staring at Daisy*

Coulson *clenches fists*

May: Coulson don’t…

Daisy *sweating profusely*

Coulson: Hi Gay, I’m Coulson :)

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CatCo as buzzfeed:

-much more relevant and known than classic journalism in this day and age

-cult followings for specific people fits better now than “oh that’s Clark Kent! He works at a newspaper!”

-makes the idea that CatCo is the only good source of press for L Corp extra funny

-makes Lena buying it and actively running it HILARIOUS

-after interviewing with Clark and Kara, Lena goes and watches every video Kara is in and every quiz/article she’s ever made and she is immediately infatuated.

-CEO and richest person in the world Lena Luthor suddenly appears in countless CatCo videos with Kara. They start an unofficial “worth it?” series where they compare foods at various price points ($2 burrito vs $2,000 burrito) which Lena pays for.

-people make a million gifs of Kara gracelessly eating expensive food while Lena looks on with unbridled affection

-the fans call them Luvers

-Kara is also known for her series where she tries to interview Supergirl and it’s just videos of her trying to chase her down and always just barely missing her. There’s a fandom dedicated to shipping Kara with SG.

-a smaller subset ships all three of them: superLuvers

-Kara still wants to do hard hitting stories but is constantly ridiculed at press events. “I’m sorry, are you going to make a quiz out of this murder?” “MAYBE I WILL”

-someone realizes Kara is ripped, makes her do a workout series. She has to learn how to fake moderate exercise

-sweaty Kara videos lifting weights are the biggest hits for Catco

-some Luvers fans make a compilation of every time Kara compliments or supports Lena in her videos. Lena downloads it to her phone and watches it at night when she’s curled in bed and sad

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So, so, so, so, so so, soooooooo... You're telling me that Wednesday who has a colour allergy is placed in a dorm with THE MOST colourful girl around by a principal who considered Wednesday's allergy with a specially tailored uniform???

Morticia knew. She knew before any of them and made sure that Wednesday was placed with Enid. She knew that their destinies were intertwined.

She knew the girl was destined to become an Addams.

Wednesday and Gomez had similar looks of horror upon seeing the room and Enid whilst Morticia and Weems were smiling, don't tell me that there wasn't a plan there 🤣

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Tori: Well, you’re a shit singer!

Jade: And you’re a shit actor!

Tori:

Jade:

Tori: Okay, fine, your singing isn’t terrible

Jade: Your acting doesn’t make me wanna throw up

Tori: I actually enjoy it sometimes

Jade: You were the least awlful part on our last play

Tori: I really like your voice

Jade: Your emotional scenes are above average

Tori: You sound so beautiful I could kiss you

Jade: What?

Tori: What.

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Things Supergirl Characters Absolutely Have Said Pt.3

Alex: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.

Kara: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great.

Alex: Not when you’re playing with Brainy, it’s not. He put words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”

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J'onn: What’s your greatest weakness?

Brainy: Interpreting the semantics of a question, but ignoring the pragmatics.

J'onn: Could you give an example?

Brainy: Yes, I could.

- Kara: Look, I know you think my judgement's a bit clouded because I like Lena a little bit.

Alex, holding Kara's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation.

Kara: No, that's our joint tombstone.

Alex: My mistake.

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Lena: This bloodline ends with me.

Alex: That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say 'I'm gay.'

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Kara: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you're single?

Nia: Do not do that.

Kara: You won't even notice!

Brainy, entering: You wanted to see me?

Kara: Nia's single

Nia:

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Kara: I'm sorry. Please talk to me.

Lena:

Kara: Hello? World's most amazing person?? Sweet pea? Precious cinnamon roll that's too good for this world, too pure?

Lena: 'Sorry' doesn't bring back my fucking M&Ms.

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Kara: could you imagine if we had a kid

Lena: We do, her name is Nia

Kara: What! Nia isn't our kid

Lena: *calls Nia* hey what are you up to?

Nia: I'm in the lab trying to create a tree that grows cotton candy, why?

Kara: we have had a kid this whole time!! Why didn't you tell me!?

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Kara: Telling someone you love them is such a wonderful part of human connection. Like, your friend saves the last doughnut for you so you say 'I love you', or your sister cracks up at her own dorky pun and it makes you laugh so you say 'I love you'. I just think the world would be a better place if we were all open enough to say 'I love you' a little more often. Alex: ... So that's why you blurted out 'I love you' to Lena in the middle of Game Night? Kara: Exactly! Alex: Sure, totally makes sense. Alex: ... Now explain why she stuck her tongue down your throat straight after. Kara: Kara: Kara: Sticking your tongue down someone's throat is such a wonderful part of human con- Alex: BYE.

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why is this so them

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When I’m scrolling through a blog and see they reblogged one of my posts

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I know this isn't a new thought at all, but how many people at CatCo do we think know Kara's secret? I'm not talking about the Nia/James/Cat/Winn people, but random others.

Does Ed the janitor sigh in frustration everytime he finds Kara's clothes ripped off in the middle of the hallway, only to fold them nicely and hide them behind the nearest plant? (Kara still hasn't quite caught on that they aren't landing there naturally when she throws them to the side)

Does Taylor in security casually loop footage and cut out the moments where Kara dramatically displays the House of El symbol?

Does Lindsay from accounting just so happen to sit across from a balcony Supergirl likes to use to fly in and out of, hidden enough that Kara doesnt think twice about what shes doing?

And Eric, from HR. He noticed that Kara's excessively late clock ins and very early clock outs lined up perfectly with Supergirl helping with massive fights and emergencies. He casually reroutes all the automated emails to Kara's bosses that should be reminding them to write her up.

Even bringing it outside of CatCo. Is there young a barista at Noonan's who always slips Kara an extra couple of sticky buns. Because she saw Kara become Supergirl in the alleyway behind the building one time, and Supergirl saved her sister during an alien attack. It's not much, but it's what a girl living off of tips can do, and saving the city must be hungry work.

The young couple living across the street from Kara's loft have seen her fly in the window carrying ridiculous amounts of takeout on so many late nights.

All these people, the normal citizens of National City. Connected by a secret they didn't mean to learn and would never tell, or even confront her about. They're all just content to keep the secret, and if Kara finds doughnuts on her desk after a particularly hard fight, or her favorite sweater that was discarded pre flight dry cleaned and delivered to her door? That'll just be their little way of saying thank you

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Enid: Wednesday, go apologize to Thing or I won't help you.

Wednesday:

Enid:

Wednesday: Yes, querida.

Enid: Wednesday, I made a black cat costume for you.

Wednesday:

Enid:

Wednesday: Yes, querida.

Enid: Wednesday, I made us matching snoods!

Wednesday:

Enid:

Wednesday: Yes, querida.

Enid: Wednesday, please get rid of your creepy crime board.

Wednesday:

Enid:

Wednesday: Yes, querida.

Enid: Wednesday, please hold me in your-

Wednesday: Yes, querida.

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Tyler, flirting with Wednesday: Y'know, if this were a fairy tale, you'd be the princess.

Wednesday: 😒

Enid, ready to kill him: Well, that must make me the fairy godmother because you can bippity boppity back the fuck away from my girlfriend.

Wednesday: 😏

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Nat: Oh, Kate is coming, do you mind if I slyly mention that you're single?

Yelena: Do not do that

Nat: C'mon, you won't even notice

Yelena: Urgh, fine

Kate, entering: Hey guys!

Nat: Yelena's single

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IT IS DONE. I am very proud of this damn drawing, I hope you all like it!

I want to draw just a Charlie next.

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lena secretly on stan twitter running a @/supergirlofficialupdates account but every single update is some variation of "day 273: girl of steel still has not railed me"