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Pariel caretaker of this universe's Ruins Aka best robo mum Made by: Narry The Narwhal

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JerryTon J.E.T. EX The Dankest meme in this universe's Underground (lil su things I added Cruz y not)

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ShipperTale Chapter 9

~Puzzle time~

Hooman walked through to the next room and saw Wins and Britepyrus,“So as I was saying about Undai.” Britepyrus teased while Wins was blushing like a tomato. She then felt like she was being watched a little and turned around,“Hooman! You have finally arrived! I, the Fab Britepyrus challenge you to an array of edgy puzzles!” They all went to the next room with a huge blanket of snow.“This is the invisible edgy shock maze! If you touch a wall while holding this orb you will get a huge shock! It will sure be a fun capture…even though this is gonna hurt.” The hooman walked forward one step and Britepyrus got a huge shock,“Wins! You said this would work! Why did I get the shock?” “Maybe the hooman should hold the orb sis.” “Oh right…” Britepyrus walked over to the hooman through the maze,and leaving a trail, and toss the orb in the air. It landed on hooman head and stayed there cause they have mad balancing skills. Since Britepyrus had made a trail of how to do it the hooman walked through.“Great job you slippery snail! You passed the first puzzle!”

The next puzzle room had a bunch of switches,“Hello hooman! I got bored waiting for you so I rearranged the switches to look like my face! Unfortunately, they froze in place, so I dont know the answer anymore. But you can do it! Maybe Wins will help you!” She looked around,“Where is she? Oh whatever you’ll do great!” The hooman looked at the puzzle and tried it,failing at least twice. Britepyrus laughed,“Hey hooman try that switch!” She pointed to a tree behind her,“It might do something!” The hooman walked over and saw a switch on the ground. -there is a switch dummy, push it now!- “OK WHY IS THERE A VOICE STILL AND WHY IS IT SO MEAN?” Hooman said to themself as they pushed the switch. “Ok! Now push the button!” Hooman pushed the switch and all the buttons became green circles,“Wowie! You did it hooman!” Britepyrus cheered while sliding away,“see you soon!”

The next room had a microwave and a bowl of ships and dip,“Awe sweet! Food!” The hooman ran up to the microwave and inspected it -its not plugged in dummy!- “OH YOU HUSH!” They then went to the bowl and grabbed some ships and dip,“Well cold is ok with me!” And started shoving food into their face.

The next puzzle was a huge machine path thingy. “Hooman! This will surely stub you! For it was made by the amazing Dr. Perseverance! Behold!” She then flipped a switch and the path flipped around before being a red and pink easy path. Britepyrus being fed up with that bs spun outta there like a graceful mofo that she is. The hooman just went to the next room with ease.

The finally puzzle room was just up ahead but first hooman needed some nice cream,“Welcome to Sydney’s ice cream stand! One or two?” “Two please.” They order while calling robomom AGAIN and getting no answer. Clearly triggered they went to the last room.

At the final room the hooman saw Britepyrus and Wins on the other side of a bridge. “Hooman! This is the final puzzle! The gauntlet of edginess!” A variety of fire and spikes and axes appear. Hooman was scared shitless no less.“THERE NO NEED FOR DAT!” “Now you will be captured! And Undai will finally let I,The Fab Britepyrus into the royal guard! But…you know what? Away with this!” Britepyrus sighed with relieve and looked at the hooman,“What?! This was a win for me!” “Sure sis sure.” “DONT INTERRUPT ME SIS!” She then flipped away and Wins used a “shortcut” while hooman was like ‘well then that happened’.

-WinterRose

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ShipperTale Chapter 8

~Briteyrus~ The hooman and Wins walked through the gate, Wins exclaimed,"Quick! Behind that conveniently shaped lamp!" The hooman ran behind the lamp,that was perfectly shaped for their exact body, and shut the hell up. A perky, rainbow scarf wearing human with void like eyes ran up to Wins,"Sister! Its been three days and you still haven't recalibrated your puzzles!" "Sorry I've been looking at this lamp, its pretty awesome." "Forget the lamp! We need to look for hoomans! Today is the day,I can feel it!" "Wow,your really looking on the brite side of things." "AGH! What do I have to do to get noticed?" "Wow I guess your working ya self down to the bone!" "Whatever! I, The Fab Britepyrus will be the one to capture a hooman! I must be the one! I will be admired by all, and shower in edgy kisses every morning!" "Maybe this lamp can help with that." "I SAID ENOUGH ABOUT THE DAMN LAMP!" "Britepyrus! Language!" "I'm sorry sisa! But you won't shut it about the lamp! Now I'm going to make more ships! And as for you, put some more backbone into your work! MWHAHAHAHA!" Britepyrus walked away to make ships before looking back and yelling,"HA!" Wins yelled to the hooman,"alright come out!" "Your sister is really perky huh?"hooman smiled. "She the most fab chick out there! Now you better go before she comes back, or you will have to hear some more dank puns." The hooman started walking forwards and Wins called,"Hey! Actually Briteys been kinda down lately...shes never actually seen a hooman before and it would really make her day if you could just, ya know play along." The hooman shrugged,"Sure sounds fun!" And continued walking forward to Britepyrus puzzle time. -Winter Rose

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ShipperTale Chapter 7

~Wins~ After the red door slammed shut the hooman looked forward,"God damn its cold as fuck here!" They proceeded to walk by millions of snow covered trees and saw a huge branch ahead. -The branch is too heavy to pick up ya dumbass- "PFTPFTPFT WHO DAT HELL WAS THAT?!" Needless to say,this hooman was freaked the fuck out. Not wanting to think about how they have a voice in their head, hooman walked over it and went along their merry little way. A few steps ahead they heard the branch snap and did a 180 and screamed,"WHO THE HELL IS STRONG ENOUGH TO BREAK THAT?!" They continued walking,at a much faster pace, and behind them was a shadow, after reaching a rainbow log gate they heard steps behind them,"SHITSHITSHITSHIT!" "H o o m a n d o n 't y o u k n o w h o w t o g r e e t a n e w b u d? T u r n a r o u n d a n d s h a k e m y h a n d." The hooman turned around slowly and saw a shadow of a person, said person stuck out their hand and so did hooman. Hooman felt a light shock and starting laughing. The human looking thing had long purple hair and a blue jacket with errors all over it. They grinned and starting speaking, "Ahhh the old joy buzzer in the hand trick, its always funny. Anywho your a hooman right? That's hilarious! I'm Wins, Wins the glitch. I'm actually supposed to be on watch for hoomans right now, but I don't really care about catching anybody. Now my sister Britepyrus, shes a hooman hunting fanatic! In fact, I think that's her over there. Hey go through this rainbow gate." "Umm really?" "Yeah go right through,my sis made the bars too big to stop anybody." The hooman and the glitch walked through to meet Wins sisa. -Winter Rose

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ShipperTale Chapter 6

~Pariel stands in the way~ The hooman walks over to pariel who was right in front of a big ass red door. "You wish to leave me? Fine...then prove yourself" The world slowly went into battle mode,"oh shit" Hooman didnt wanna do this crap. They checked Pariel out Pariel- 50 atk 40 def -the best robo-mom, reeks of hummus. "Well that's the truth." Pariel threw a line of hummus balls at the hoomans soul, and hooman got hit a lot because that shit was crazy fast. "Robo mom don't!" "I'm sorry my smol one,I'm doing this cause I love you" While launching another attack. "IF YOU LOVE ME, LET ME GOOOOOOOO!" "Really smol one?" The hooman was knocked down to only two HP,"shit shit shit!" And then hit the fuck outta that spare button. "..." -Spare- "Please go to your god damn room" The hooman realized that Pariel wasn't hitting them anymore. -Spare- "I...don't wanna let you go and die..." -Spare- "Please...go upstairs..." "I need to leave mom" Hooman bawls. Pariel sighed and said," I know...the ruins are not a good place to grow up...I'll allow you to leave...but when you do...don't come back." Pariel then kneeled down and hugged the hooman as tight as he could,while the hooman was on the feels trip of their life. Pariel walked away before stealing one last glance at his child. -Winter Rose

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ShipperTale Chapter 5

~Home~ The hooman walked through the door and pariel beamed at them," Welcome to your new home smol one! I have a surprise for you, follow me." Pariel then walked to the right and and hooman followed. "Here we are!" Pariel said as they grabs hoomans hand,"Your very own room!" They then rubbed hoomans head,"oh shit my pie!" and ran to save the precious mayo and hummus pie. The hooman walked into the room that looked like a kids room but with a bigger bed, the whole room was themed red with a huge poster that said 'HUMMUS 4 LIFE' hooman looked at the poster and thought," Damn this robot really fucking likes hummus, like damn." and then looked at the big ass silky red bed and yelled,"HELL YEAH BITCHES IM SLEEPIN GUD TODAY!" and pariel yelled," Hell ya! I made I new one cause the old one sucks worst than frans!" hooman yelled back," BOI NOTHING IS WORST THAN FRANS!" and jumped on the bed and fell asleep in 2 seconds. After waking up hooman found a slice of mayonnaise and hummus pie, they gaged and put in it their magic storage thing. They then walked into the living room and talked to pariel. "Hello my smol child! what do you need? "um how the hell do I go home?" "um would you like to hear about the book I'm reading? it's called 69 uses for hummus." "Augh, Sure why not?" "Ok! here is a hummus fact, hummus is so rich in protein, it can help fight hunger cravings and balance blood sugar levels." "Ok cool now can I go home?" "hold on a fuckin minute" Then pariel ran down stairs like they heard 'free hummus downstairs'. -Winter Rose

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Shippertale Chapter 4

~Hoomans guide~ The hooman followed robot-mama to a huge double stairway and saw a yellow star and thought,"holy crap a star!" and of course touched it cause logic. 'The towering dankness of the ruins looms over you, filling you with MEMESTION, HP fully restored'. Filled with dank memes hooman walked up by para to the next room, in the next room there was some push pads things and a switch. Pariel looked at hooman and said," The ruins are filled with puzzles, ancient fusions of traps and doorkeys. Allow me to educate you on them." They then stepped on the pads and flipped a switch."Please familiarize yourself with them." The hooman looked at them for a solid two seconds then walked to the next room. The next room was a short hallway with 4 switches in pairs. Pariel smiled and said," I want you to use this switches but don't worry I have labeled the ones you need to flip." Hooman looked at the switches with big ass red arrows pointing at them and notes that said,'PUSH THIS ONE'. Hooman thought,"well I guess this one." and pushes all the right ones. "Great my smol child! Im proud of you." Hooman and pariel then walk to the training dummy room. "being a hooman in the underground people are gonna fite you, so when they do strike up that covo and I'll come and resolve the problem." Hooman look at pariel like 'bish wat?' and then went and engaged the dummy in a fite cause yolo. -You approach the dummy!- Hooman decide to listen and talk to the dummy cause weirder things have happened "eyyyyyyy dummy, what's up boi? you wanna be a bae and not fight me?" -Pariel looks proud- "Good job my hooman now let's go!" In the next room it was just a long af hallway," I'm going to ask something of you, please be a brave hooman and walk to the end of this hallway." Then they got the hell outta there. Hooman thought,"really? walk to the end of the damn hallway by myself, so scary!" and ran just in case that flower wanna to show up. At the end of the hallway pariel walk up from behind a pillar like 'surprise motherfucker' and said,"good job my child, the reason you needed to do that is because I'm gonna go do some stuff and need ya to stay here. if you wanna reach me call me on this." They handed hooman a Iship 420. Hooman thought,"DAMN DIS IS BETTER THAN IPHONES!" Pariel left and when the hooman left pariel called,"hello my child this is pariel, just a quick question do you like mayo or hummus?" Hooman gagged,"um idfk whatever you got?" "Ok! Thank you!" -Winter Rose

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ShipperTale Chapter 3 (long asf)

~Meeting petals~ The hooman saw a flower and thought,"Oh what a pretty little flower." and walked up to it. "Howdy! I'm Petals, Petals the flower! your new to shippers aren't cha? Golly you must be so confused, someone better teach you how we do things here. Guess little old me will have to do it." The whole word suddenly went to black and white, plus a green colored heart with blue around it showed up. "See that heart? That's your soul! The very accumulation of your being, your soul starts off weak but you can make it better with LV." Hooman interrupts," What the hell is LV talking flower?" "LV stands for LOVE of course! you want some love don't you?" Then some weird pellets showed up, "These are called 'friendliness petals' catch 'em all!" The hooman thought,"yeah wouldn't trust you with my badass soul sorry." Hooman dodges all of petals "petals" and the flower got pissed,"YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING GAME?! IN THIS WORLD ITS KILLED OR BE KILLED!" Then a circle of Petals went around the heart,"NOW DIE!" The circle got smaller and smaller while the hooman was scared af. Then suddenly the circle disappeared and petals was confused as hell,"what the fu-" then a hummus ball appeared outta no where and 360 noscoped that flower. Hooman looked for the source of the ball and saw a robot wearing a long red robe walk towards them. "What a crazy creature, torturing such a poor smol hooman." Said hooman was like 'da fuck?'. "I am Pariel caretaker of the ruins." come I shall guide you through and be yo robot mama." Hooman followed and said," sure why the hell not?" -Winter Rose

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ShipperTale Chapter 2

~The Fall~ "Ow shit god dammit flowers are not a good cushion boi" said the hooman. They opened their eyes and looked around," Well this is not creepy at all." They got up and dusted their jumper off. They walked over to a huge doorway and thought,"this will be fun..." (I know its short but the next one is long af) -Winter Rose

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ShipperTale Chapter 1

~Intro~ The world was ruled by two races, shippers and haters After a long battle the haters were victorious, only cause they cheated, and sealed the shippers underground with some hate shit -Mt Shippers 420X- they say all who climb the mountain never return. Then a hooman jumped because they hated haters. All written by Winter Rose