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Conspiracy Theory

I think that Arrow season 8 will be its last season.

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True story: guys online are actually complaining that Captain Marvel doesn’t smile in the trailer.

Update: Brie Larson’s response:

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President Obama tries to get a driver’s license

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Rare Photos of Black Rosie the Riveters

During World War II, 600,000 African-American women entered the wartime workforce. Previously, black women’s work in the United States was largely limited to domestic service and agricultural work, and wartime industries meant new and better-paying opportunities – if they made it through the hiring process, that is. White women were the targets of the U.S. government’s propaganda efforts, as embodied in the lasting and lauded image of Rosie the Riveter.Though largely ignored in America’s popular history of World War II, black women’s important contributions in World War II factories, which weren’t always so welcoming, are stunningly captured in these comparably rare snapshots of black Rosie the Riveters.

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do you ever see your sibling and just have this overwhelming urge to smack them for no reason? like my brother will walk into the room and i’m like “oh man i guess i have to end you”

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Stan Till I Find A Reason Not To

Loki

Ready to fight you. Daddy issues. Strong and Independent.

Peter Hale

Looks good in white shirts only. Unfazed by anything. Bork bork.

Kate Argent 

Strong wamen. Good voice. Boots are nice.

Magneto

Protective dad of everyone. “Shoot me” vine.

Lydia Martin

Will screm. Sassy. Good fashion sense.

Heimdall

Pretty eyes. Wise. Doesn’t deserve this shit.

Stiles Stilinski

Innocent bean that has killed the most. Nice car.

Mazikeen

Hot damn

Gavin Reed 

“Phuck”

Kai Parker 

Murdered his siblings. Good twitter following.

Hela 

Too strong. Aesthetic. Has a dog.

Minho

“Shank” “Green bean”. Gets hit by lightning and not fazed.

Captain Boomerang

Pink Unicorn fetish. Will spill the tea.

Alaric Saltzman

Doesn’t deserve this. Give him his wife. Dickhead kids.

Tony Stark

Big Dick Energy. Facial hair that could cut you.

Sombra

Bored. Too good. Will rob you. 

Miguel 

A good boy. Good guitar skills.

McCree

Yeeehawwwwwwwwwww

Slade Wilson

Australia whoop whoop. 10/10 father…

Bonnie Bennett

Give her Enzo. Give her a break. Hair on point.

Marceline

A chill gal

Shane

Chicken man gets persuaded into marriage with beer.

JD

What the fuck are you doing. Nice jacket.

Dimitri

Sassy. Trying his best. Good hair.

Peter Maximoff

Smart-ass minus the smart. Good hair.

Leonard Snart

Sounds like snort. Bring him baccc.

Alex Mahone

“I’m a special agent.” … “I’m a criminal.”

Jennifer Blake

Misunderstood. Ex-friends with a tree.

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“Captain Marvel should smile more” “she looks so serious all the time” “she lacks charisma” “she’d look better with a smile”

BRIE LARSON SNAPPED

Edit: Jane Ritt made these photoshops that Brie later posted on her instagram stories, as a response to some random dude on twitter changing the Captain Marvel posters and trailer scenes to make her smile and claiming “i fixed Captain Marvel”.

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niamh’s favourite movies: [04/?] - Sky High (2005) dir. Mike Mitchell. “So in the end, my girlfriend became my arch enemy. My arch enemy became my best friend and my best friend became my girlfriend. But hey, that’s high school.”

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me walking into the grocery store to buy everything bagels

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You know Benedict Cumberbatch is the face of Sherlock, but have you ever wondered who writes his lines? You can thank Mark Gatiss and Steven Moffat for that.

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*logs onto tumblr* looks like its time to

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Not a problem.

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Summer means poor children are not getting 2 free meals a day at school so if you’re able, please consider donating to your local food bank.

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A Look™: Steve’s blue shirt

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An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.