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Fucking tyleroakley he is saying more than you... girl you better get your game together... 😂😂 seriously I'm not kidding... get yo lazy assessment over there and watch this bitch tyleroakley

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Bc bae af 😙😙😙

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me during an exam: lol imma ace dis bitch

me during an exam: the fuck did you just say

me during an exam: alright focus

me during an exam: pffffttt i got this

me during an exam: I'M A GENIUS

me during an exam: whats 5 x 8

me during an exam: lol fuck this

me during an exam: be our guest be our guest be our guest put our service to the test

me during an exam: oh exam right

me during an exam: yeah hear me flip that page

me during an exam: i am better than all of you

me during an exam: peasants

me during an exam: what if everyone can read minds except me

me during an exam: i bet theyre all thinking to each other 'dont tell her you can read minds'

me during an exam: cough if you can hear me

me during an exam: COUGH IF YOU CAN HEAR ME

me during an exam: was i doing something

me during an exam: right test okay

me during an exam: lol i bet i can finish before this bitch

me during an exam: did we learn this

me during an exam: stop breathing so loud

me during an exam: is that really necessary

me during an exam: wow that post on tumblr last night is suddenly the funniest thing i have ever seen

me during an exam: i will kill all of you

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heckingclifford:

"Haiii guise!!"

"Shutup Michael"

"Yep, this is my band"

*deep thinking*

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You remember when I said Dan still had the toy Phil got him for Christmas in 2009? It appears in over 20 of his videos.. in case you hadn’t noticed ^_^

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Happy 19th Birthday Calum!

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@Luke5SOS: What should I get Calum for his birthday ? Don’t tell him 🙊

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Family: what are you doing Amber? Me: casually stalking 5sos and 1d, also All time low and sleeping with sirens. Family: how is Liz? Me: fine I guess. I mean she does have to handle Lucas. Family: *goes back to whatever they were doing* Me: Okay then... This was me when I came home... I'm serious

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LYRICS:

[Calum:] Hey, pretty girl What’s your name? What’s your number? I got the keys to my dad’s yellow hummer There’s a party, you can come if you wanna go tonight Alright, see ya later [Malum:] Wrapped up late Took a minute, but I found my mates She was there, acting cool So we made her wait Was a long couple songs ‘til I headed her way to say, "Damn, you look amazing." Last night, what a blur Woke up lying next to her Last night, made a mess Doesn’t get better than this Phone rings from the lawn 25 texts and a call from mum It must’ve been good ‘cause I can’t remember [Calum:] Retraced my steps Searched my phone Tryna figure out who posted pictures of me streaking past the neighbor’s house If my boss sees my status, he’ll be freaking out But I don’t care Oh, well Deal with it later [Malum:] Last night, what a blur Woke up lying next to her Last night, made a mess Doesn’t get better than this Phone rings from the lawn 25 texts and a call from mum It must’ve been good ‘cause I can’t remember [Michael:] "Bro, where’s your shirt?" [Calum:] "Ah, shit! What the hell happened last night? I got the biggest headache.” [Michael:] "Ugh. I need an aspirin, my head’s killin’ me. Who was that girl from last night anyways?” [Calum:] Pretty girl Got your name Got your number I’ve lost the keys to my dad’s yellow hummer Can’t remember how I did it, but I got her Now she’s mine Damn, she’s so amazing [Malum:] Last night, what a blur Woke up lying next to her Last night, made a mess Doesn’t get better than this Phone rings from the lawn 25 texts and a call from mum It must’ve been good ‘cause I can’t remember Last night, what a blur Woke up lying next to her Last night, made a mess Doesn’t get better than this Phone rings from the lawn 25 texts and a call from mum It must’ve been good ‘cause I can’t remember Can’t remember Can’t remember [Michael:] Can’t remember [Malum:] Can’t remember Can’t remember [Michael:] Can’t remember [Malum:] Can’t remember Can’t remember [Michael:] Can’t remember [Malum:] It must’ve been good ‘cause I can’t remember

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me: does anyone want to go to a concert with me?

real life friends:

me:

real life friends:

internet friends: YES OKAY I'LL BOOK A FLIGHT AND WE CAN HAVE A SLUMBER PARTY AT YOUR HOUSE AND HUNT THEM DOWN AFTER THE SHOW AND MEET THEM AND MAKE THEM LOVE US AND MOVE IN WITH THEM

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I have that shirt

Michaels and Lukes baby child.

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my aesthetic: bitchy looking girl walking around campus that is actually blasting 1d in her headphones

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I can’t stop listening to it

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"Pretty, pretty please Don’t you ever, ever feel Like you’re less than Less than perfect” ~ P!nk

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Luke Hemmings: an actual sweetheart

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"Internet friendship is not real"

Reblog if you have made amazing friends on the internet