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May I please request hcs for BTAS Harley Quinn with an introverted s/o?

you may 😌✨

note: feel free to reblog! just give credit where credit is due :)

BTAS!Harley Quinn x Introverted!S/O

the "excuse me? they asked for no pickles 🤨" girlfriend

your personal guard dog! if youre not assertive she will be (maybe a little too assertive?)

perhaps not the best girlfriend to have if you get embarrassed easily in public?

if youre an introvert and youre okay with attention being on you then perfect!

shes not going to "tone down" for anybody. she is an extrovert and every extrovert has an introvert that theyve "adopted" (psst thats you)

harley is going to try to make friends with everyone. thats probably how you met. maybe you two kept bumping into each other and she kind of stuck around?

ivy certainly likes you better than the last s/o harley had so hey thats a plus

harley is going to protect her little introverted s/o from the whole "mister j" scene. he has a tendency to crawl back out of the woodwork when he has a plan, needs laundry done, wants a punching bag and shes having none of it

that doesnt mean youre safe from clownery! she causes enough mischief for two and she will make sure that all of gotham knows how much she cares for you

she can talk for two as well. she will tell you about her latest scheme, rogue drama, great places to eat, a cute dog she saw today...

as wild as she is i truly think that she will respect your wishes for privacy if thats something you want

do you not want your face on the news next to hers? thats okay! you dont really like speaking in large groups of people? she can talk on your behalf! someone has something to say about you being "weak" or a "pushover"? they are no longer breathing 💕

whether youre introverted or not i do think she would be fiercely protective of you

if you can deal with her antics, possibly being targeted by the joker, patching her up after fights and visiting her in arkham then she really would be the best girlfriend ever 🥰

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Hiya Sugar,

You’re the newest goodey-goodey in town, aren’t ya? What am I sayin’, of course ya are! I already knew that! In fact I know a lot about’cha, you’d be real surprised.

At first, I didn’t think too much about there being another vigilante running amuck. To me it was the usual same ol’, same ol’ in Gotham. It wasn’t until we had our very first run in that had me wanting to take a real good look into ya. I had been with my former crappy Puddin’ at the time and we were planning to cause some havoc for B-man, but you showed up first. That didn’t stop us from causin’ you some trouble too but you were really somethin’. A good kinda somethin’! You surpassed both mine and my ex-Puddin’s expectations by a long shot, putting us in our place real quick before B-man even made an appearance. But when he did finally roll around, my shitty ex had the audacity to use me as a distraction so he could getaway, puttin’ me in peril.

I’ll be honest I was worried there for a bit. Sure I was all laughs about it until it set in that my Puddin wasn’t gonna save me then the panic came. I mean hanging off a 70 story building by the tippy tips of ya fingers will do that to ya, ya’know? (To be honest, I don’t even know if it really was 70 stories but it sure as hell felt like it.) But then the most marvelous thing happened! My grip gave way and I was startin’ to fall only for an arm to shoot out and catch me!

Now, I was fully expecting B-man or one of his little birdies being the one who got to me but imagine my surprise when I was met with a new face. A really nice lookin’ face too! (At least from what I could tell.) Your grip on me was real strong and firm but it felt gentle all the same. Ya pulled me up and looked me all over for any serious damage, askin’ if I was alright. You didn’t manhandle or be too rough with me whatsoever. In fact you were real gingerly in checking me over. You also weren’t yellin’ or shoutin’ at me either, instead you were speaking slow and soft to me. I remember your voice bein’ real nice to listen to too. In that moment I realized you truly were somethin’ different, a breath of fresh air compared to the rest of the heroes coming out of the woodworks in Gotham.

You were just so nice to me, even though we tried to kill ya and cause some psychological damage along the way (sort bout that by the way😅), but you were still worried about little ol’ me. I don’t even think B-man has ever been really genuinely concerned about my well-being before, at least not like you were, when my Puddin’s used me like a meat shield. If it weren’t for his no killing hangup he probably would have let me die plenty of times before. But you actually cared! I don’t know what exactly it was but somethin’ about ya that night made me feel all tingly and warm inside and I liked it. Then the next thing I knew you were gone chasing after B-man and my ex-Puddin’ leavin’ me feelin’ cold and alone. Ever since then I’ve been keepin’ a close eye on ya. Hell, I even dumped my Puddin’ right after that incident. Ya should have seen his face, thinkin’ I wasn’t serious only for him to come mopin’ around wantin’ me back. But I stood my ground. Besides, I already had my eye on somethin’ better. Or rather someone better.

Like I said before, I’ve been keepin’ my eye on ya since then and I’m so glad I did. Sure some people would call it “stalking” but I prefer to call it “closely admiring from a reasonable and legal distance”. Except those few times I did let myself into your place and took a peek around. I didn’t take anything though, at least nothing you’d notice but that’s not what’s important. What is important though is how much you’ve opened my eyes to new horizons beyond just stupid ol’ Joker and everything that has to do with him. I still do the odd crime here and there but they’re no way near the same extremes like they used to be. I only really do somethin’ bad when I know you’re on patrol and will for sure be the one to stop my shenanigans. Honestly, I just want the chance to see and talk to ya again. Don’t even get me started about all the times when I have caused mischief only for B-man or one of his birdies to be the one to show up instead of you. I’ve never felt so disappointed and upset before. All that time and effort only for some other big baddie or even a small petty criminal to take up your attention away from me. It really gets under my skin. Would I say I’m jealous though? Not really. Okay maybe a little but can ya blame me? After all this time I finally have somethin’ good in my life that’s gettin’ me to change perspective only to have to share it with others who have no intention on changin’ for anybody! They’re a waste of your time but I get that you gotta stick to your goodey-goodey schtick, that’s who ya are after all. But still it gets me feelin’ some type of way, and not in a good way either.

I can’t help that you’ve become something so prominent to me in such a short amount of time, although I know ya don’t know just how much ya truly mean to me. I’ve even started focusing on doing more good than bad, little by little ya’ know? Baby steps. You’re a good part of why I started leaning more towards being good but it was also due to another incident I got in. I won’t go into it but let’s just say it involved a lower criminal who just wouldn’t stop runnin’ his mouth about ya and I wasn’t havin’ any of it. I admit I may have gone a little overboard with getting my a point across but he deserved it. He had no right talkin’ about ya like that! Sure, he’ll probably never wake up from his coma and is in a permanent vegetative state but you can’t say he isn’t technically still alive. So at least I didn’t kill him kill him, right? Hey, what can I say this goodey stuff is still pretty new to me. At least I’m tryin’ my best. There was also some other stuff involved besides him bad mouthin’ ya but I can’t for the life of me remember what it was but I’m sure it also was well deserving of an ass kickin’.

Oh goodness gracious, look at me ramblin’ away as usual! Ya got that kind of affect on me, ya’know? But anyhoo, I should really end this letter before I start spillin’ all my beans. I need to keep some secrets to myself after all. But maybe I’ll get around to tellin’ ya those ones too when we’re much more acquainted. But don’t worry ya little ol’ head though, sugar, everythin’ will come to fruition in due time and the two of us will be together! I just gotta get a few of my duckies in a row before we take the plunge but it’ll all be worth it in the end and you’ll finally be all mine!

See ya soon, sugar! Don’t miss me too much though~ Before ya know it we’ll be makin’ up for all our lost time and really gettin’ to know each other! But until then I’ll leave ya with this and a few gifts I left behind for ya too!

Lots of lovin’,

Harley<3<3<3

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Loona Helluva Boss

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Can you do a loona Stimboard?

🥀Requests are open!🥩

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you were never as sweet as my memories made you seem

or: dcau scenes that get taken out of context to appear as cute "ship" moments

Batman: The Animated Series | Harley & Ivy

"I'm only staying long enough to collect what's mine." [Squeals, only for him to grab for her stash] "Hey!"

Batman: The Animated Series | Mad Love

"Aw, come on, Pudding. Don't you wanna rev up your Harley? Vroom, vroom."

[shoves her off the desk]

Batman: The Animated Series | Harlequinade

[Was in the midsts of abandoning her to be blown up by an atomic bomb he planted]

"Hi, pudding. Miss me?"

"You clever little minx. How did you escape from Arkham?"

"Batman sprung me so I could find you. Had me all locked up in his bad old car, too."

"Aww."

Batman: The Animated Series | Beware The Creeper

Justice League | Wild Cards

"Wait... We can't let everything we have be ruined by a silly misunderstanding."

"And just what is it that I'm not understanding?"

"That we're two of a kind. That you'll always come back to me."

"Yeah... I guess I do, don't I? But-"

"Like the swallows in Capistrano. And there's one other thing you're not getting,"

"What?"

"That You Led Batman Right To My Doorstep!"

[Backhands her]

"And that's not all, Mr. Happy. I'm stealing your girl, too." "I swear, Mr. J, I didn't encourage him."

[He grabs her by one of her cowl tails & pulls her over]

"That's okay, pooh. I know you're a one-man loon.

[Uses the grip on her cowl to yank her to the side and discard her behind him]

There's only room for one clown prince in this town."

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Batman: The Animated Series ft. Harley Quinn

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Talk about grasping at straws! Oh well, at least I'm going out on a joke

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Corvette PC-8020. USSR, 1985

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YESSSSSS

Could I request harley quinn with an introverted s/o hcs? -🌹🦢

"Introverted S/O" Harley Quinn x Reader

You sure can, my lovely swan! I'm not sure why but some asks keep showing up only on mobile in my ask box? This one was one of them! Tumblr, trying to prevent me from doing My Work. Functional fucking website, I guess.

TW: None

First things first, everything out on the table. Harley is a firecracker and a bundle of excitement. Her energy is charged by people, and she can (accidentally) leave you in the dust. If you're falling behind, just let her know!

She'll be very upfront that she doesn't want you to go out if you don't want to. However, just be aware sometimes that means she's going out without you. Jealousy is poison to a relationship, so if it's something you struggle with, it'll have to be resolved one way or another.

Sometimes, she can get too swept up being the life of the party and overcharge her "battery" to explosion. She fizzles out and needs to relax, laying her head in your lap cuddling on the couch, watching reruns of old TV shows you guys both like.

Just don't expect these moments to last for long. She loves spending time with you and staying in! But she gets antsy if she's cooped up too long. It's a reason Arkham can get her very irritable and clawing at the walls, so to speak.

If you DO go out to events with her, she's not leaving you alone. No, no, she'll make sure you're comfortable the entire time and meeting people in a non-overwhelming way. Probably try to find a party dog/cat if there is one. Party pets are usually an introverts' dreams.

And if you do retract a little and stay on your phone a lot, that's okay, too! She respects your boundaries as a person and everyone else better too or she'll break their face ♡

Sincerely, if anyone gives you too much guff about being introverted in a way that's uncomfortable, she WILL step in and go on a psychology rant. How your needs not only matter, but should be validated in a group/social setting. So you got restrictions! Everybody's got restrictions! She doesn't see someone poking at YOUR soft spots, Sharon! So back the hell off!

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Benefits of F/O

-Pretty

-Smells Nice

-Warm (Probably)

-Unlimited Cuddles

-Holds Your Hand

-Cooks For You

-Chest/Lap Pillow

-Princess/Bridal Carry

-Hairplay

-Sweet Dreams

-Unconditional Devotion

-Loves You Forever

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So many artists draw Felicia as super sexy and effortless and I love all that but honestly? I love C.F Villa more.

I mean even the expressions he gives her

Like yes she’s a sex icon but she’s also a grown ass woman who’s DONE with her job

Like look at her she has such an attitude and honestly? Same. I love it

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Been thinking about trying a takeover/questions and answers as an F/O, but feeling a little nervous about it.

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Psssst! Guess what?

I saw the way your f/o looks at you when they think you’re not looking.

It is SO obvious how much they’re in love with you! 💕

proship/comship DNI

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Sooooo, John Wick 4 was amazing. But I feel like a new F/O is coming for me because of that…

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black and white icons of akira from john wick 4.

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