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im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to
spiderman dances to the beat
no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour
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she's sooo fucking mad that we stop her from running into the garage to huff sawdust and poisons
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i ❤️ my phone so i made it a bedroom to go to sleep in when i want to reduce my screen time





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i thinkit would be cool if there was an omegaverse but for salmon instead of wolves. Like when the time comes certain members of society get really juicy musclewise and get yiffy fangs and are suddenly compelled to return to the neighborhood they grew up in and 96 hours later show up barefoot in full starvation mode and ravaged by walking through interstate traffic to fuck whoevwr smells the best in the local burger king. Then afterwards they die and disintegrate to be eaten by seagulls in the parking lot
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At this point in think that D&D has more ardent support than lutheranism. And it's adherents are somehow even more annoying.
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Family vacation photo <3
(The other 32 kids are causing chaos off screen)
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Wild that folks keep saying beekeepers abuse bees as if bees are not both venomous flying animals and fully unionized
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The worst feeling is when you are insulted, assaulted, beaten and wronged and everyone is looking at you and you do not find anyone to defend you or support you, even though you listen to everyone and they look at you with pity but they cannot do anything for fear of the one who assaulted you. This is our situation today in Palestine and Gaza, where we are being assaulted, wronged, killed, displaced and starved by the cursed Nazi Zionists and the whole world is harming us and does not help us for fear of this occupation, as we have been going through a famine for a very long time and no one has been able to bring in a bottle of drinkable water for us until after taking permission from these Zionists. The whole world is watching our situation and does nothing.
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I JUST WANTED TO TAKE A CUTE PICTURE WITH MY GARDEVOIR AND OGERPON
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