shirlai
shirlai
"Your opinion has been duly noted and dismissed"
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|| Via || any pronouns || aro/ace || Absolutely no idea what I'm doing atp but it's definitely all fandom
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shirlai · 3 months ago
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Please participate in my research (also, if you say other, please put it in the tags/comments !)
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shirlai · 3 months ago
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atp the only way we’re going to get out of this ai shit while people’s brains are still semi intact is to start bribing influencers and tiktokers into saying chatgpt is cringe and it emits a frequency that blocks your divine energy which can only be channeled back by reading a book and talking to your friends
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shirlai · 3 months ago
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Neither enemies to lovers nor slow burn but a secret third thing called Schrödinger's intimacy. We are in love and we are not in love do NOT open that lid I swear to God.
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shirlai · 3 months ago
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do you guys know about the internet roadtrip? right now somewhere between 500 and 900 people are collectively 'driving' a car on google street view trying to make it to canada. it's fun i recommend it
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shirlai · 3 months ago
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I hope every writer who sees this writes LOADS the next few months. Like freetime opens up, no writers block, the ability to focus, etc etc you're able to write loads & make lots of progress <3
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shirlai · 3 months ago
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shirlai · 3 months ago
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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver
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shirlai · 3 months ago
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shirlai · 3 months ago
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We're going to have kon-el in the DCU🙏🕯️We're going to have kon-el in the DCU🙏🕯️We're going to have kon-el in the DCU🙏🕯️We're going to have kon-el in the DCU🙏🕯️We're going to have kon-el in the DCU🙏🕯️We're going to have kon-el in the DCU🙏🕯️We're going to have kon-el in the DCU🙏🕯️We're going to have kon-el in the DCU🙏🕯️We're going to have kon-el in the DCU🙏🕯️🤞
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shirlai · 3 months ago
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oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day
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shirlai · 3 months ago
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You don't learn english slang, you acquire it through osmosis
english slang is awful i would hate to be learning this shit. like the word shit. something can be horseshit or bullshit which means it's a lie. but cow shit is just poop. and something can be dogshit which means it's really bad quality. but cat shit is just poop.
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shirlai · 3 months ago
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"I asked ChatGPT--"
Yeah well, I asked the wasps nest in my attic. It sang its answer so beautifully to me, but I am so very afraid of it. Perhaps it will soothe my itching soul...
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shirlai · 3 months ago
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Nothing is a competition except for when I win
fanfic is not a competition except for when I win,
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shirlai · 3 months ago
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reblog if your name isn't Amanda.
2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!
We’ll find you Amanda.
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shirlai · 3 months ago
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Kevin Day girlies really playing the long game
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shirlai · 3 months ago
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"I can fix him" not in a "I can make him into a better person" way but in a "if he was my character I would've handled his story better" way
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shirlai · 3 months ago
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Me at 13 reading that Nico di Angelo had a crush on Percy Jackson
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Me at 23 reading that Jean Moreau had a crush on Kevin Day
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