Hello. I'm 30 year old young lady from the land of Ice and Fire. Big fan of strong, handsome men and brave, stunning women - doesn't matter if fictional or not. In love with sarcasm accompanied by ego. // My momma didnt raise a fool, a pshyco maybe, but not a fool //
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Hi this is jigsaw. last week in starbucks you did a gross fucking burp that put me off my panini. In front of you is a panini press. You will notice also, that your dick is out,
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ghostbusters are always like who are you gunna call? ghostbusters! but it’s hard enough to call the doctor’s office i’m not gunna call the ghostbusters i’d just live with a ghost in my house forever
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“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed
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nothing fills you with greater false confidence than managing to wake up early once
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May the last four months of 2023 be the change you’ve been waiting for
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when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow
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TikTok will praise a book to high heavens and the book will give you enough second hand embarrassment to make you want to gouge your eyes out with a screwdriver
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