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The LSE Band ( La Squadra Edition )

It's La Squadra Di Esecuzione, Passione's musical rival!

Oh, you must have thought I have forgotten about them. Nope! Let's find out what's going on with Passione's rival band, La Squadra Di Esecuzione, or more famously known as LSE!

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Risotto Nero

~ The Lead Guitarist and the main man of LSE. He also does the secondary vocals next to Prosciutto, like the bass to HamHam's Tenor. Tall, dark - eyed, fans and band members alike are intimidated by his presence. And the moment he steps on the stage with his signature bloody electric guitar, fans know they're in for the greatest performance there is. Out of all the LSE members, he has the most fans, rivalling that of Giorno's from Passione.

( For reference, Risotto's voice is like this: )

~ He may be intimidating on the outside, but deep inside, he's actually a bit soft. You could say he's the softest compared to all the LSE members. Of course, he just doesn't show it in public. Even his band mates don't know about this. A superstar must maintain an image, you know?

~ There was a rumor that he has killed many people, and that he has a Satanic cult where one must do awful crimes as an initiation to be allowed in. But, that's just it. Rumors. The only confirmed rumor about him, though, is when he went to the beach one day and saved someone from drowning.

Prosciutto

~ Or lovingly known as HamHam by his fans. Prosciutto is the Vocalist of LSE and is the pioneer of a very modern music genre called Metal Grunge. The reason? His golden voice has the ability to take you to the times of old, then snatch you right back into the present with his surprisingly grungy quality screams. He can make you feel both old and young at the same time, so to speak.

( For reference, Prosciutto's voice sounds like this: )

~ He has a huge, I mean H U G E rivalry going on with Passione's vocalist Leone Abbacchio. Some say the rivalry's roots go all the way back during their University days ( where they're both classically trained ). Some say it's because of some unknown girl they both met during their childhood. Some even say they're destined to be rivals. One thing is for certain - they're not making up anytime soon, and probably never will.

~ Has a young trainee named Pesci, who he allegedly bullies a lot. He denied all the rumors, saying that he only ever wanted his trainee to grow just like him. Despite that, he is second to Risotto to having the most fans.

Illusio

~ Always the groomsman but never the groom, the man who always come in second place. But, in this case, he is the third when it comes to the number of fans. Illusio is the Rhythm Guitarist of the band, and he composed most of their songs.

~ Always thinking that his genius is wasted on LSE, he tried, on many occassions, to break away from the band, only to go back to it like a scared animal. His huge ego has prevented him from landing a solo career, and most producers find his high and mighty attitude really irritating. He has also tried many times to convince Trish Una to do a collab with LSE, and she has yet to agree.

~ It is confirmed that he loves himself. Too much, in fact, that other band members sometimes refuse to follow his "artistic ideas". Nah, they're just plain orders. Only Risotto has the right to give them.

Melone

~ Melone is originally from the EDM scene before he got the role of Keyboardist and all - around effects guy in LSE. Even then, he has a multitude of followers. All his social media accounts have a vast number of fans, and he's extremely popular among the younger generation.

~ A modest, calm, and a bit down to earth kind of guy, Melone is, in fact, very, very promiscuous, oh yes. He has broken lots hearts, played with so many feelings. Heck, band members even confirmed to seeing a different woman coming out of his room each day, most of them from his devoted groupies. Emphasis on the word - groupies.

~ This unsavory behavior of his was rumored to have rooted from his very first heartbreak. However, it wasn't confirmed. Despite that, he is actually a very reliable and talented member, one Risotto could surely count on.

Ghiaccio

~ Ghiaccio, the youngest member of LSE, is the very energetic Drummer, a much wilder counterpart of Passione's Narancia. Unlike the orange kid, though, this dude hates mess. He's very nit - picky, and he even has germaphobia.

~ That nit - picky part being said, one must be wary of both their words and actions around Ghiaccio, or else they'd surely get an earful from him. He always yells at Pesci and Formaggio for making a mess of their modest rehearsal room, but he ends up the one cleaning up the mess, after all.

~ Unlike Narancia, though, who has learned to play the drums in his basement all by himself, Ghiaccio is trained. By a very strict tutor nonetheless. It was said that the tutor was so strict, Ghiaccio had ended up beating him with his drum sticks, then the drums, breaking the instrument ( and the tutor's bones ) and causing a lot of trouble. Because of that, the members are very careful not to annoy or irritate him too much.

Formaggio

~ If Illusio feels he's not being recognized and noticed enough, imagine how Formaggio, the Bassist, feels. Unlike Bruno, who has so many fans despite playing a non flashy kind of instrument, this poor guy was left at the back, supporting his band.

~ Some even say that his abilities are nothing compared to the others from LSE, but don't get fooled. He's just as skilled as Risotto, and just as reliable as Melone. In fact, he's the one who manages the band in the absence of both Risotto and Prosciutto, much to Illusio's dismay. Risotto trusts him that much, and he does a very good job. He never failed and never let them down.

~ He almost had a bass and drums collab with Narancia, as the two had a fair and friendly relationship despite their bands' rivalry. Leone and Prosciutto found out about this, and prevented the two from having their humble collab. However, their little fanbase knew that this supposed collab of theirs would break boundaries, and even outshine their own bands.

Pesci

~ Pesci is Prosciutto's young trainee, and back up vocalist of LSE. Yes, he's a bit of a pushover. Yes, HamHam has scolded, even screamed at him more than once. But, it's all for the sake of his growth. Pesci knew his limits and his weaknesses, that's why he needs HamHam's wisdom so much for his own guidance. He's a fair fellow, though, and he will do his very best with a little nudge and some sugar coated words of encouragement.

~ Once, HamHam's compliments for him all went to Pesci's head, resulting into him becoming over confident. And because of it, he almost ruined LSE's Milan tour by overpowering HamHam's vocals, when he's supposed to be his second voice. Let's just say it wasn't Prosciutto's most favorite night.

~ He trains with Melone in secret to further improve his musical skills. He was even taught the "ways of the man", or so Melone says. Needless to say, poor Pesci has learned more than what he asked and bargained for, scarring him for life.

Sorbet And Gelato

~ Now, it is implied that LSE, with the help of Prosciutto, is the pioneer of the Vintage Grunge genre. That said, they needed the help of Sorbet, who plays the clarinet, and Gelato, who plays the saxophone, for that much desired "vintage and jazzy" sound. These two were very good musicians, bringing along their smooth music at just the right moment, supporting HamHam with his jazzy tones and making way for Risotto's ear - piercing and yet hypnotic guitar solos.

~ However, these two are often MIA during rehearsals. Often, not always. Some say they're both sickly, Ghiaccio says they're just playing hooky ( because they've done it before ), but one thing is for certain - that they won't miss a chance to shine in front of the audience.

~ They're always seen during concerts wearing matching clothes, matching jewelry, matching hair highlights, and even matching nail colors. And even when they're away from the limelight, they're always seen together. It's just the cutest, sweetest thing actually.

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Risotto Nero VS Diavolo, Part1 / Part 2 (you're here!)

Had to separate in two bc of tumblr's image limit.

Original by pldtm on LOFTER, translation by me.

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Happy New JOJO Year❣❣❣

La Squadra Esecuzioni members in Japanese New Year 😄 Thank you for all of your supports in 2023! Don't miss my arts in 2024 too🥰

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Christmas tree of La Squadra Esecuzioni members!!!

Completed!!! You can see the plush toys of all La Squadra Esecuzioni members and the Christmas ornaments which are come from their stands or themselves💖

Happy Holidays and Happy New Year!!!

More info 👉https://www.instagram.com/shiroyama_berserk/ 👉https://twitter.com/shiroyamayama

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Risotto Nero soft toy and Christmas ornaments

I wish these ornaments were real (soft toy was once sold from the official)

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The one who Guts met

Unexpected crossover between Berserk and JOJO 😁

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The memory in his heart

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sum more risopro vampire au

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DiaRis hidden blade licking, as you do...

Commission for @trashbabyart , designs from her Cyperpunk AU ! Thank you so much again!

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La Squadra members in Klimt styleAll of them are here, of course Sorbet and Gelato too!

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Today November 8th is called "いいおっぱいの日（The day of good tits)" in Japanese otaku😁 Here is my art for this wonderful day haha

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Two Souls

Bruno Bucciarati and Risotto Nero ❤ Both are respectable leaders

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"What he uses in the bath"

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Risotto Nero and Billy the Puppet

Happy Halloween🎃����

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JOJO's Bizarre Phantom of the Opera

Risotto Nero as phantom Trish Una as Christine

Happy Halloween~~

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Rating La Squadra Members on the 'how well could I bury my face into his tits' scale, because I'm mentally ill and obsessed

(this idea was inspired from a conversation I had on discord lmao; I'm putting it here because why not? and plus, part 5 has been my hyperfixation for a number of months I can no longer count and it will be for the foreseeable future) (also I respawned to this app)

CW: there is a lot of manbooba content here lol below the cut I hopefully successfully placed

Formaggio: 7/10

• personally, I love Maggi and I think his chest would be very comfortable and accessible for ones face to bury into

• the reason he isn't higher than a 7/10 though is because I feel like he'd either be slightly uncomfortable due to remnants of cat hair, or maybe he seems like the kind of guy that would have a natural odour that may be bothering to some

• either that or maybe he'd get a bit handsy/mischievous, which some may not like (though others may)

Illuso: 7/10

• again, I feel like he'd be super comfortable, plus he's got quite a broad chest so that makes burying one's face into his chest even easier

• however, the reason he doesn't get a full score is because he's a bit of a bastard

• he gets bonus points though for what he wears though cause his jacket/trousers are like a pillow

• plus he's tall, so it makes his chest more accessible and inviting

Prosciutto: 6.5/10

• love this man but I feel like his attitude could ruin it depending

• but that's not what we're rating him on

• he's kind of built but not as much as the previous two

• feel like his chest is quite firm, but not in an uncomfortable way

• overall, I feel like head burying experience would be pretty decent

Pesci: 8/10

• the baby

• I feel like he'd be so comfortable and soft

• he's quite built, and I personally feel like he gives off a natural warmth

• the only reason he's two points off is because he'd be so so shy and bashful about it

• like, picturing the scene, I can just see him standing so so still, not sure what to do, red faced, absolute mess

• he's too damn cute

• #givepescitheloveandjusticehedesrves

Melone: 4/10

• bro is built like a linguine noodle

• however, I do feel like he'd be fairly warm and comfortable

• but other than that possibility, face burying experience would be pretty mid with this sketti noodle of a man

• minus points as well for the possibility of his weirdness

Ghiaccio: 3/10

• I love this angry icicle so much, but I don't think face burying experience would be the highest with him

• he's pretty muscular sure, but he's also not that broad, maybe broader than Melone but not broad enough to feel completely fulfilled when burying one's face between his pectorals

• I also feel like he'd be very cold, both physically and emotionally too

• therefore, I hate to say it, but unless you're into the possibility of being frozen alive (by his stand, yes), then burying one's face into this feisty assassin's chest won't be all that fulfilling

Risotto Nero: 100/10

• (Oh my it seems I placed an extra zero in there, whoops!)

• but anyway, MY GOD

• For one, he's 195cm tall (6'4"), so perfect height to access those man titties

• secondly, he is broad, very very broad, so it's very spacious

• not to mention what he wears allows incredible access also

• as for how he'd react or go about someone (*cough* me *cough*) burying one's face into those buhungabozngas of his, I honestly feel like he'd just let it happen, he'd just freeze and stand there unmoving, unsure of how to respond or retaliate

• overall, absolute VIP face in tits experience (with the small chance of being stabbed depending, but it's totally worth it)

• (*grabby hands*)

Bonus

Sorbet and Gelato: 10/10

• they're a package deal

• you get one, you get the other

• if they were separate, then they'd both probably be 5s individually

• but together? A solid 10

• imagine having ones face sandwiched between the two

• plus I bet they'd be really warm together

• absolute, queer heaven

(oooh I'm mentally ill~~; I think I'll do more stuff like this when I get the time lmao)