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Harry du Bois would say this.

there’s something almost sexual about jacking off

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Yeah that's why I posted it 👍

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Harry du Bois would do this.

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Harry du Bois would say this.

Yes, I am a straight man. Yes, getting the shit beat out of me in an all-male mosh pit is an erotic experience for me. We exist

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Harry du Bois would say this.

lying across the autopsy table all by yourself, gorgeous?

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Prompt is "shit Harry du Bois would do."

Hello?

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Harry du Bois would say this.

before you make a major life decision you should ALWAYS make sure that you are going through something that could be described as an "episode"

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surprisingly no!

Harry du Bois would do this.

getting escorted out of a gun show for rating them based on mouth feel

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Harry du Bois would say this.

(submitted by @oneoutazero)

women love me 4 my fuckable ass and the way i will get So High i can barely move

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Harry du Bois would say this.

Alcoholic. Kind of mood. Lose my clothes. Lose my lube.

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Harry du Bois would say this.

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Harry du Bois would say this.

just had a forgettable wank. nothing of note happened during that wank.

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Harry du Bois would say this.

Hey so what the hell was that

I was looking into the void too much!

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Maybe, if she had lost control of her life enough

i woke up to piss & saw myself in the mirror and started crying again because this is real and it happened

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Harry du Bois would think this to himself.

You're obsessed with the rotting bloated corpse. It's like your Jungkook. Embarassing!

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Harry du Bois would say this.

i woke up to piss & saw myself in the mirror and started crying again because this is real and it happened

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is there anything he wouldn't say

To tell you the truth he's a bit of a wild card, I'm not gonna lie to u