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reblog to take a bite out of this styrofoam cup nobody can stop you go ahead and do it

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There really is nothing like the excitement of getting my mail.
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... naps spark joy?
It's time to marie kondo method my life.
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Just in: being petulant is cool. Yes, I'm annoying, but it's in a fun way.
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It's time to marie kondo method my life.
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Those posts that are like "i have to be the sexiest person at the grocery store" except im aroace so i have to be the most bedraggled gremlin at the goodwill
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Careful! There's ketchup in your pocket.
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I like to describe my migraines as "my brain taking revenge"
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