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if someone were to baby-bird a gingerbread building into another’s mouth, would that be munch houses by proxy?
#terrible puns#Terrible jokes#house md#it reminded me of this#I came up with this while driving with my dad and didn’t think I should say it out loud#Then I forgot#taki talks
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this is what I was talking about in my last post!
they made reusable water bottles / tumblers so you would buy one (1) and use it at starbucks etc instead of creating waste with disposable cups, plastic lids, plastic straws, but obviously if you buy one thing and use it forever that's not good for the company that manufactures it, so they made "limited edition" versions and turned it into a trend / status thing to collect dozens of them, completely defeating the original purpose of reducing plastic waste
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Every once in a while I will remember a video I’d seen talking about overproduction of things, and the one I think of most often is reusable water bottles. I think is very important to remember that reusable water bottles are REUSABLE. You don’t need 10 water bottles when you’ll only be using one at a time. I think it’s good to have a backup, and for families to have enough for everyone, but a family of 3 does not need 20 reusable water bottles.
#Shoutout to my aunt who has been using the same water bottle for as long as I can remember#Shoutout to my sister who has been using the same water bottle for years and actually bringing it with her everywhere#Shoutout to my mom for using the same bottle at work everyday#Shoutout to my dad for using every one of his tumblers for coffee in a rotating schedule#And for putting the coffee he doesn’t drink in the fridge so he can drink it the next day#Shoutout to me for utilizing the extra reusable bottles we have amassed over the years instead of constantly buying new ones#Shoutout to everyone who uses a reusable water bottle so they stay hydrated#taki talks#water bottle#reusable water bottles#anti consumerism#i guess???#I’m not saying don’t buy that cup if it brings you joy and you will use it#I’m saying that if you get it remember you have other ones and don’t forget about them
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Reblog and tag with your favorite magical girl which isn't Sailor Moon
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KETSBAKSDYSB I WILL BE READING THAT THIS WEEKEND!!!
She's one of my biggest interests, but I haven't got around to posting anything about her arghhh
But like
I have seen SOME Lovechild OC and am feeling FOMO
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I THINK I READ THAT!!!! HAS IT FINISHED??????
She's one of my biggest interests, but I haven't got around to posting anything about her arghhh
But like
I have seen SOME Lovechild OC and am feeling FOMO
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It's Elul, and that means it's time to start the Reads of Awe reading challenge!
Here's a preview of my #ReadsOfAwe recs. A few of these are books I've read in the past, and many are on my never-ending TBR list. Individual prompt rec posts coming soon!
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When the ladies ask why my Richard so small, I tell em I’m just gourmet 😎
#idk how to tag this#I am a woman#I have no richard#Thank you to EclipsedVO on YouTube for getting me hooked on calling it a Richard#taki talks#Shit posts#gourmet food#I’m sorry to anyone looking at that for good food#Bad jokes
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I was so certain some else has done this before that it wouldn’t leave my brain but I couldn’t find it so I made it
Lil something extra down below ⬇️

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Let's learn some Hebrew quotes! (^_^)
Haver (חבר) = Friend.
Okev (עוקב) = Follower.
Reshatot hevratiot (רשתות חברתיות) = Social media
Shalom (שלום) = Hello.
Lehitra'ot (להתראות) = See you soon.
Boker tov (בוקר טוב) = Good morning.
Tzhaoraim tovim (צהריים טובים) = Good afternoon.
Erev tov (ערב טוב) = Good evening.
Layla tov (לילה טוב) = Good night.
Halom (חלום) = Dream.
Halomot mitgashmim (חלומות מתגשמים) = Dreams come true.
Toda (תודה) = Thank you.
Bevakasha (בבקשה) = You are welcome // Please.
Slicha (סליחה) = Sorry.
Ken (כן) = Yes.
Lo (לא) = No.
Kamuvan! (כמובן) = Of course!
Atem col-cach metukim (אתם כל כך מתוקים) = You are so sweet.
Atem madhimim (אתם מדהימים) = You are amazing.
Mehamem (מהמם) = Stunning.
Hibuk (חיבוק) = Hug.
Ahahava (אהבה) = Love.
Ahot (אחות) = Sister.
Ah (אח) = Brother.
Aba (אבא) = Father.
Ima (אמא) = Mother.
Ahim (אחים) = Siblings.
Mishpaha (משפחה) = Family.
Hamud (חמוד) = Cute // Lovely.
Oy vey zmir! (אוי-ויי זמיר) = Oh my goodness!
Be'ezrat Hashem (בעזרת השם) = With the help of G-D.
Baruch Hashem (ברוך השם) = Thank G-D.
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What’s crazy is I learned this machloket last year and while read in the Hebrew I went “this sounds familiar���”

i think about this post a lot
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sometimes you just have to say "all ij well" and deliver a baby using a vacuum cleaner and then become a scientist who has 400 patents and the japanese are looking for him and then kiss your one true love and realize noses don't touch when you kiss
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Fuck it 3 IDIOTS FANART‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️WHY DOES THIS NOT ALREADY EXIST‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
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fun fact! One time I was falling asleep and was thinking about history and such, and in my dream Gaud became a history blog, totally overhauling their brand, and would reblog posts that were very normal-gaud-coded and share completely unrelated history facts!
pro tip: you can think about the subject matter of your choice when falling asleep. but watch out!
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Demonstrating the rope dart (繩標; sheng2biao1)
[eng by me]
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