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Mother Book, a pregnancy diary that mirrors the 40 weeks of pregnancy.

By Dentsu & the Kishokai Medical Corp.

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Photos Of Parents And Kids At The Same Age

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at last, political campaigning has achieved its purist form: meme fights

the founding father are all high-fiving each other right now, in hell

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So I am out Christmas shopping and I’m seeing all these little girls picking out star wars toys and seeing storm trooper gear at Claire’s and overhearing parents picking out lightsabers for their daughters and I keep thinking about being a little kid when Phantom Menace first came out and there was NONE of this and my mom would sigh heavily every time I asked for a BOY toy and just what a great time this is right now for kids and sci fi

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basically.

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Can we just take a moment to be thankful this tweet exists.

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a periodic table made of REAL elements

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I didn’t actually understand this until I learned about white privilege. #Hate it!

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this though

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I can’t believe she yelled at me

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In a better world, where bullshit gets checked:

“Ok, so you thought the boy made a bomb.”

“Yes.”

“And instead of evacuating the school, you pulled him out of class, arrested in front of everyone, then interrogated him, on the premises without getting the children to safety?  So, we’re going to put you up for criminal endangerment of this entire school”

“Well, uh, maybe we didn’t really think it was a bomb”

“Oh, ok, so instead you lied to police and federal authorities in order to bring up false charges against a minor for… kicks? I mean, you’re basically picking between which charges you’d like to go up on here.   Let me know, so we can get the paperwork right.”

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I don’t necessarily work ‘better under pressure’, I just literally will not work until I am under the extreme pressure of time constraints created by my own unnecessary procrastination

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