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yo yk who I'm jealous of? Teenage boys who can have an entire rotisserie chicken in one sitting and not gain weight. Like pls give me your metabolism

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Best things for a ship to have or be:

Horny

Insane

Religious/spiritual themes

Obsession

Age gap

Doomed

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"are you normal about-" no I'm an insane pervert

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thank god !!

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"aaand that inkblot looks like a puddle of blood you bleed on your enemy's doorstep while they angrily ask 'who did this to you?'" i say as my therapist dials the mental hospital's phone number

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Fuck an UGW I want to lose until my thighs don't jiggle.

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 𓈒◌  hearts.🫀 ¸ ⠀ 

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i’m like if an angel fell from heaven and got insanely fucked up from the impact

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fuck this. im gonna drive my chevy to the levee

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So many fanfic ideas, constantly having the desire to write until I open my laptop and start doomscrolling instead

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i feel like everyone's sleeping on chris grey

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moodboard

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shirt neckline so open that the rain is hitting my boobs. consider me purified

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Saying "I'm a switch" but I mean switching between being an angel and being pretty fucking annoying

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i really don't like being a grown up and having a grown up job. why can't i just stay at home all day and watch my silly shows

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jegulus x kingdom of the wicked au when

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living, laughing, losing my fucking mind