shitdemossay
shitdemossay
Shit Demo Reel's Alters Say
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Let's not lie they're mostly Mokou
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shitdemossay · 6 months ago
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Uwo: let me walk you back through what you did wrong, ok? Vel: ok Uwo: Instead of going "what's 25-7?" Uwo: you went "what's the closest /MULTIPLE OF 7/ to 25?" Uwo: and then wondered why you'd managed to confuse yourself Vel: Uwo: you didn't even go "how much would i need to add to make the difference a multiple of 10?" and work backwards! Vel: yea ok i see my blunder ^^;
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shitdemossay · 7 months ago
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[unnamed sloth]: Isn't [putting art up on places you know you'll get praise and not criticism] called an echo chamber though? The Supervillain: No??? Do you have a brain? //knocks on the sloth's head// Is this thing empty??
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shitdemossay · 7 months ago
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The Persistent I: We shouldn't eat, as punishment for not liking onions and disposing of the food made for us Grusha: I love you or whatever but I need you to shut the fuck up
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shitdemossay · 7 months ago
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I don't WANT to work. I wanna play minecraf and kiss boys
Filomere
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shitdemossay · 7 months ago
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The Persistent I: What if [the chef] won't serve us cuz we're pathetic? Grusha: That's a normal thought, I'm sure (sarcasm)
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shitdemossay · 8 months ago
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That's extremely disordered of you, king
Grusha
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shitdemossay · 11 months ago
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If anybody draws me thin again, I will send them videos of Yama
Monk
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shitdemossay · 1 year ago
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[thing] is okay but it's not illegal so I'm not very interested
Feyla
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shitdemossay · 1 year ago
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Feyla: evil is cool! //pats against Roae's cheek Roae: thank you tiny child
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shitdemossay · 1 year ago
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sorry the tyrant king killed you and thinks it's funny
Tian (about .)
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shitdemossay · 1 year ago
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Cain: I can be Australian Tian: //flashback to the year and a half Cain spent as a naga due to a similar level of whim// Don't
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shitdemossay · 1 year ago
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Tian: Hey BG so since you know how many alters are in the system, do you have a number? BG: 4,449,529 Tian: Pardon? BG: 5,449,429 Tian: Wait that was different BG: 5,449,529 ✅ Mimir: Does that include the dust bunnies? BG: No BG: with dust bunnies it's 7,144,652 Tian: are you coming up with these numbers at random or what
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shitdemossay · 1 year ago
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Tian: //knocks on Mokou's head// are you okay? are you still scrambled from the sleep or something? Mokou: I'm fine, I just haven't been able to talk about penis in ages and it's doing irreversible damage to my psyche Tian: //knowing full well he's about to regret this// You can talk about penis internally whenever you want, no one can hear you Mokou: .......................My dong so big they need to build an Empire State 2
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shitdemossay · 1 year ago
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Mokou: it's. yknow Tian: I do not know
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shitdemossay · 1 year ago
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Mokou: heebus mcjeebus you're in for a creebus Tian: .................I'd like you to say less fun things please
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shitdemossay · 1 year ago
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Tian: why do you think that things that are too cool are illegal anyway? Feyla: rampant cafolochism [sic] (mispronunciation of "catholocism") Roae: she has a point
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shitdemossay · 1 year ago
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Tian: We are big and boisterous and should be allowed to be open about it Grusha, yelling: I AM GOING TO QUOTE YOU ON THAT!
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