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Don't fuck the soup, this burns the penis.
Kevin & Mel 2017
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Alcohol free beer is like sex with a woman, completely pointless.
Oliver 2017
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Yeah, my mom had delusions when she was on antidepressants, she thought I could become an independant and productive member of society.
Sarun 2017
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Oh Oh The hot one in the Lion Jesus movie
Cody 2017
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We are number one but every time Ironeyes opens his mouth we roll initiative
Sarun 2017
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I remember when I was on the bus and the guy beside me had his dick out... what!
Mel 2016
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It's so big. I wanna mount it so bad.
Mel 2016
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I'm laughing in Japanese in case that helps you guys.
Oliver 2016
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Horse Fellation wouldn't be very convenient. Horse on horse, I mean.
Oliver 2016
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The person at the other end of the room can *smell* my boner I'm so aroused.
Mel 2016
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I want to see your face when you lick Satan's asshole.
Oliver 2016
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That's pretty kawaii.
Scott 2016, in response to Oliver 2016
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What's the point of having a girlfriend if you can't make a movie?
Oliver 2016
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Whenever I get up I'm like: Ugh, I'm gonna regret this
Mel 2016
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