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Not a single character in this book who’s not a dipshit

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if i dont post this now ill never get around to doing it

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Speaking my truth when I say there is no way on god’s green earth Jerry did not grow up in Florida.

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can you guys watch my squab for me im gonna go on my smoko

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JACK YOU IGNORANT SLUT

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dijon? more like dijoff dude mind ur own freakin business

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Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate

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"a buddy of mine" does he know you call him that? just kiss each other on the mouth like real men

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just because I, jerry leroy toulouse jenkins pascal III cannot get pregnant doesnt mean you shouldnt FUCKING try

just because men cant get pregnant doesnt mean you shouldnt FUCKING try

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just because men cant get pregnant doesnt mean you shouldnt FUCKING try

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Spencer Middleton

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god forbid i have any fun!!!!!!!!!!

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Love it when characters have little to no reaction to ghosts and weird shit. Babygirl what the hell is wrong with you? <3