shitjerrysays

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god forbid i have any fun!!!!!!!!!!

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Love it when characters have little to no reaction to ghosts and weird shit. Babygirl what the hell is wrong with you? <3

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hey sexy what time do you plan on being done grieving

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Every morning I pray for a crab rave and every day the empty throne of God disappoints me

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what do you call a dead worm? wormn't

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mom i frewed up :(

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hey yall! guess what!

gaston and i were having a chat and now that jack is finally out of the picture, he's gonna be the one taking over for the journal entries!

happy ides of march!

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made a new drink today. peach soju, marble soda, and rock candy in a martini glass. i call it: The Dashcon Special. I forgot also and you get 30 for the price of one.

ive had 64 in total

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Just all these bumper stickers

all of these plus the swinging balls decal, but spraypainted just sooooo pink

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numbers are subjective

was measuring out some sugar and i scooped out one spoonful and fucking said "two." i didn't know you could even lose count that fast

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ooc but dude/op running this blog i just need you to know i love this so much to brings me so much joy, like YEAH jerry IS saying this shit my fav freak of a man

hey!! you can call me notjerry. he is indeed my favorite little funky guy.

im glad we can all enjoy jerry together!

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"Okay thats all the funny things I know, bye now."

-My therapist talking about conversation skills, but also Jerry fr

everything is funny if youre detached enough

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Opinions on monogamy? 

glad you asked!

its an opressive principle enforced by the radically old fashioned. love and attraction at its core isn't organically meant for just one person, and from perosnal experience, if done right non monogamy is freeing and blissful and cathartic. its an expansive world once you open your mind to it

non monogamy isn't a means to improve relationships, its core is communication and trust!

that said, different strokes and all that.

thanks for the question!!!!! <3

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Honest answers only, if Spencer wasn't an active threat to Jacks life, would you hit that?

yeah, id hit him with the military discount, which is what i call my fists

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Not a quote but Jerry has this as a tee shirt 100%

absolutely.

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An old coworker of mine used to always say "hydrate or die straight" and as a straight person I immediately started drinking more water.

you heard it here forst, folks. hydrate or die straight. yeeeeeeeeeeeeHAWW (proud of u bud)