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Likes to charge, reblogs to cast

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amid the 2023 recaps never forget THE most important thing to happen last year: that time a bunch of really rich guys got in a submarine piloted with an xbox controller and got turned into ketchup

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This is the single funniest thing I've read in my fucking life

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"b–but youre asexual and sex repulsed!! you cant make sex jokes!" you cry out as i say "thats what she said" for the tenth time today

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Fun Fact: It gets you downtown, and is accessible both in terms of disability access andlocation are the bare fucking minimums that you should be able to expect from a transit system. If it doesn't at minimum meet those 3 things, it is not a good transit system.

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Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La

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pros of corded headphones:

Cant lose phone

dont need to charge headphones

they look cool and are amazing

cons of corded headphones:

Every doorknob in existence is now out to get you

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My new years resolution is still on for a week straight hair loss so it is you and your mom and dad are you guys are still on the other three 3⃣ for you and your kids are doing great soil for you and your kids are going to be a soldier in your hand with a small house to take so you must make a decision about the rich and your business until you are the same thing you can be persuaded with a small house and you know that you don’t wear them all the new librarian Russell is the best friend to find a suitable time for him and the wealthy young man who was captured in a timely manner with a small house and the wealthy young man who was captured in a timely manner with a small house and the wealthy young man who was captured in a timely manner with a small house and the wealthy young man who was captured in a timely manner with a small house and the wealthy young man who was captured in a timely manner with a small house and the wealthy young man who was captured in a timely manner with a small house and the wealthy young man who was captured in a timely manner with a small house and the wealthy young man who was captured in a timely manner with a small house and the wealthy

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once apon a time there was a girl

the girl decided she didn't want to be a girl anymore

so she became a problem

it's me, i'm the problem

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Do it

guys im about to make a character focused youtube video using the music from the mii channel and it even has a few comic sans comments here and there that are quite quirky and even a little sassy. Is this okay?

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The person who ran next to your car when you were a child.

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i lied. i don't like sex. put your clothes back on. i'm going to explain to you the whole plot of goncharov (1973) directed by martin scorsese

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Twitter is a literal cesspit but at least you get to see Stephen King tell elon musk to fuck off causing musk to beg Stephen King for $8

Followed by the funniest self own I’ve seen in a while

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There's a post limit?

MUST FIND IT

i think tumblr should make a feature where if one of your mutuals reaches post limit you can give them some more posts from your limit as a treat.

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I already do

what if a rat said cheesus christ

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I'll just leave mine in the bowl instead but thanks for the offer

halloween candy bowl full of genders with a sign that says 'take one'