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Cat sees long time human friend after a long time

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post nut clarity does not properly convey the gravity of the pre nut insanity. like truly.

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average 4 chan “straight” story

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yes I'm at Wendy's yes my cunt is out

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I am developing a gay hookup app with roguelike and deckbuilding elements

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taylor swift fans are so scary it's like i'm in the truman show. watching taylor swift fans talk about how she soo gets neurospicy mental illness grippy sock vacation is exactly how truman felt when his wife started advertising coffee or something to nobody in particular

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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

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This porno didn’t fuck around

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tried to google search for that post that's like.. something about squids and it goes "the squirterrrrrrrrr" and believe it or not that did not show me the thing i was looking for

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humans are a subspecies of elf known for dying really quickly and being stressed the whole time

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Astra Zero, revamp of Charles Louis by Anthony van Dyck, 1637

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post nut clarity does not properly convey the gravity of the pre nut insanity. like truly.

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this is by far the best joke in this show