shitposting4squares

[shitposting4squares]

every now and then I am reminded to my great chagrin that my mother is funnier than I am

[shitposting4squares]

[shitposting4squares]

i have been thinking about @mrfrillypants's super paper mario-deltarune stuff nonstop for the past couple days... i HAD to draw it...

credit for the tenna design & overall concept goes to them!!! though, their concept got my brain working so much, i started thinking about some designs of my own:

i love the pippins and thought they would fit really well with the geometric artstyle, and i feel like jevil just stealing dimentio's swag is kind of a given. i have a tooon of thoughts about this concept and had a lot of fun with these, so look out for more... LOL

[shitposting4squares]

i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

[shitposting4squares]

I think Gordon not having a sense of smell, taste, or touch is really. something.* it can be funny but also really angsty.

like its funny because he could walk around with a knife sticking out of his back for like 4 hours and not notice until someone pointed it out. or he eats some food and has to be like "mmm yep that's. good!" when he has no idea what he's eating tastes like. smell? bro is immune to Stinky Things. he can walk through a room full of decaying zombies like its the perfume department.

but also angsty because. he cannot feel his friends touch, or be hugged by them, he cannot taste their cooking and cannot share in their world. No matter what, there will always be a barrier between them and every time he has these little moments where he doesn't experience something like they do it's just a reminder that he's Different and it Hurts.

[shitposting4squares]

kinda feel like the monkey’s paw has been phoning it in lately. last 6 wishes it just granted and then made the thing they wished for slimy. like that guy’s still a millionaire, monkey’s paw. just a slimy millionaire

[shitposting4squares]

Church trip 2.0

Would you believe me if I told you this was inspired from me and my friends? Take a shot every time I mention that with these quotes

[shitposting4squares]

[shitposting4squares]

[shitposting4squares]

[shitposting4squares]

[shitposting4squares]

Naoki Ito: Urban Nature (2009)

[shitposting4squares]

i dont know why anyone else misses analog board games, but to me, it's because physical parts let me cheat. there's no moving pieces around when someone isnt looking in a chess app, no sneaking bonus pieces out of the graveyard in checkers, no double drawing cards in go fish.

i spent years developing those skills as a Professional Little Brother. what am i supposed to do now, go back to college? learn how to play games the right way? i mean, who gives a shit? the fun part was never the game, it was the Getting Away With It. or, you know, for the rest of my family, Catching The Bastard. now that was entertainment.

[shitposting4squares]

Steven Spielberg on the set of Jaws in 1974

[shitposting4squares]

since the yearly "certain medications can cause heat intolerance" PSAs are out in full force, let us fondly remember last year when I was at Pennsic (big ass medieval recreation event) and our group was tearing down our giant tent lodge we use for our kitchen and dining hall. and there's a part at the very end where the roof is sort of on the ground, but still tented on a pole in the middle. and someone has to go under there to unhook the roof from the pole. but it's hot as fuck in that part since it's been baking in the sun for two weeks, so it's called "Satan's asshole". which resulted in somebody VERY solemnly telling me, "going into Satan's asshole is NOT a job for somebody on SSRIs"

[shitposting4squares]

From capitalstitchco on Threads

[shitposting4squares]