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Every throuple has a puzzle master

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[man who has been shot three times voice] thank you for saving my son. anyway sorry to be a cowardly little fruit but i think i am going to die of blood loss now

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watching a video on brewing Mesopotamian beer and look at this orange man (his ass cannot guard the barley)

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medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar

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not sure thats a real word man

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one of the funniest things abt this white collar job so far is that i get to see how fucking long people take for the tiniest things. "please paste this text into a separate document and send it to me whenever you're able to this week" i mean shit, man, i know what it's like to take weeks for a 2 minute task, but that's wild even for my standards. like yeah i can probably find the time to press the copy and paste buttons sometime this week

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Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve

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There’s two ends of the horror spectrum

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sickens me to my stomach. how dare this guy get to live my dream.

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Me: leaving the call that I was invited to join, but the other people in the call stay for more than two minutes

Me: they hate me and they are staying to defrag from me while they talk about all the things I did that they hated they are talking about how loud i am they are talking about how ugly my voice is they are talking about

Them: wow what a cool guy! I sure hope he comes back and talks to me again very soon. Anyways about this one piece episode

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me: you literally have a disorder. this is symptoms

me: no perhaps my soul is rotten

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At this point in think that D&D has more ardent support than lutheranism. And it's adherents are somehow even more annoying.

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the world is a mess but at least we still have cunnilingus and spicy curry