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why does being rude exist

like

why can’t people just not feel bad about it

it’s not that hard

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#bestthingtowatchwhileeatingsevencrackers

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pronouns are he/him/they

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hello

I am a gorilla. It’s not at easy as it looks.

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guide to being a friendly lava monster

step 1: be the hottest guy around step 2: be the coolest guy around

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life in a volcano

“just go outside” they said “take a shower” they said “it’ll feel nice” they said “it’s good for you” they said

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q&a

Q: Why do you always drink diet pepsi? A: I’m concerned about my health

Q: ... A: .?

and that concludes our q&a

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sorry to concern you but

im better

im not built different im just better

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barricade the door so you can barricade the door

why do i need to barricade the door

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okay so i’m fine with that but that’s because i don’t care

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are we even making shitposts at this point

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Why would you buy items when you can make them yourself for free?

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if ‘inter’ means to go between something and ‘interest’ is a word then what does ‘est’ mean?!?!?