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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE THIS, BRO, HOLY SHIT CJWIZNQIZJS MY HEART ;;

Scout -

Living in a tiny apartment with his ma and his brothers, they didn’t really have the space or money for any pets. He is so on board with keeping every single one of these dogs and he is totally not crying what the hell are you talking about man, it’s just his allergies acting up. He’d try to hide them in the base for as long as he could before he either A. realizes this is probably a bad idea and not an ideal living situation for all these doggos or B. gets caught by someone more responsible and is forced to put them up for adoption. That won’t stop him from keeping one dog around anyways and trying to convince his ma to let him keep the dog at her house.

Soldier -

More soldiers for his army! He congratulates his S/O for their recruitment skills as he sizes them up. They’re a little small but he’s sure he can bulk them up and start training them in no time! He tries to introduce Lt. Bites to the rookies but is persuaded into thinking they should hold off on the recruiting when Lt. Bites almost rips an ear off of Private Foxtrot and Engineer has to intervene. The puppies are sent to a shelter with Engie and Sol and Jane spends the entire process sending off his comrades with manly tears in his eyes and yelling the American anthem for them outside the shelter.

Pyro -

Unlike Scout, Pyro is probably just going to immediately tear up and cry over all these teensy squirming little babies and is going to keep sobbing for the next hour as they try to hold all of the dogs at once. They would likely be able to hide the dogs much longer than Scout with the help of their S/O until Pyro accidentally drops a squeaky toy they were sneaking into the base for them and a small army of fully grown dogs bust out of their room.

Demoman -

I like to think Demoman is that kid who has always desperately wanted a dog but never got one. Now he gets to finally live out his fantasy of that army of dogs he always wanted, especially if it’s a big breed of dog. Though he’d probably have to send them back home with his mum for the time being since he knows the other mercs and Pauling probably wouldn’t be too pleased with 6-10 puppies running around the bases. His S/O’s house will be so protected when those dogs are fully grown though, anyone that tries to break in is in for a big surprise. Definitely teaches them to come on command by saying ‘release the hounds.’

Heavy -

Also has never had a dog probably but definitely likes them and the idea of a few around the house to keep his family safe, especially if they’re big ol’ strong dogs like the caucasian ovcharka. Would ideally like two or three dogs when his contract ends, but doesn’t want to burden his mother or sisters by giving them a litter of dogs to raise and train. After the puppies are well cared for and strong enough to be fully independent, he ends up letting his S/O deal with the foster placements since he would probably wind up getting too attached. Promises his S/O they’ll at least have a few dogs when the Administrator lets them go. 

Engineer -

You know he probably had a golden retriever or german shepherd or some other typical farm dog growing up, so he’d been a little enamored with the puppies but will refuse off the bat to keep them in the base for more than a few days. Will stand his ground on letting Teufort’s animal shelter care for them if his S/O is working with him, but would be more lenient if his partner stayed home and didn’t have a job that took up most of their time. One of those guys who keeps saying they’re not a big fan of little dogs but catch him curled up on the couch with one of the puppies he let his S/O keep while he’s off of work.

Medic -

Wouldn’t put it past him to want to experiment on dogs, but they are puppies and they’re so small and he knows his S/O would be pissed if he even suggested it, so he lets that thought slide. Like Spy, he knows they can’t really bring dogs into the base, especially his lab, but will let them keep a single dog if they live away from him. Has probably had very little experience with dogs so Medic’s indifferent for the most part but thinks it would be good to have something to keep his S/O safe while he’s not around. If the dog is around long enough, he may just get a little bit attached.

Sniper -

Sniper has always had a weakness for animals, especially dogs. I wouldn’t doubt it if he had a couple of dogs growing up. He tries to put his foot down but when he sees them in the box all squished together he’s suddenly all ‘it would be nice to have a dog around. keep the enemy spy away from the camper yeah?’ and ‘’m sure Miss Pauling won’t mind if we keep it quiet right?’ and his S/O ends up with a very loyal and spoiled guard dog and the other pups are fostered after some tearful goodbyes.

Spy -

He loves his S/O dearly but knows to bring so many dogs into the base would be too chaotic to fly under the Administrator’s radar. If his S/O doesn’t work with him, he may let them keep one or two to keep them company when he’s gone, but otherwise insists on finding homes for them. Spy has never particularly been fond of animals, but the puppies are just so teeny and cute that he may just take some time off while his S/O finds them families. Just to help of course.

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Djwizjwi hey everyone

Sorry I've been sorta,,,,quiet nowadays. If it ain't obvious, life is sorta shit right now and I'm trying to get that under control so ummm,,,,djwiznaj yeah-

I know you all are waiting for that request and I'm hoping to get it out hopefully this Wednesday or Thursday since you've all been so patient and I don't wanna keep y'all waiting anymore. Also, some of you sent some messages to my inbox and I swear I'm gonna respond to them soon when I sorta figure out what to say, if that makes sense-

But yeah! Mr. Percy doesn't feel so good!

Xjwiznwizk so ummm,,,yee! Thank you all for being so patient with me and being such lovely peeps. I hope you're all doing okay out there and remember that I love ya all uwu

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hey, you okay?

Eh, I'm okay, anon. Sorta been dealing with a lot of online school work and other dumb thangs

Not to mention, I'm still trying to finish le request which is harder than I expected

But yee, overall, I'm good 👌I shall feel a lot better after I get a couple hundred naps in and finally finish writing.

But thanks for asking uwu I hope you're doing okay too!

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Pass the happy!🌻🌿 When you receive this, list 5 things that make you happy and send this to 10 of your last people in your notifications!

Aaaaaa thank you, my dude, I shall pass the le happy uwu

But hmmmm,,,,what does make me happy? Uhhhhhhh these things:

Writing bullshit

Kitties uwu

My best friends :3

Stupid memes

Hearing about other's interests and fixations

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rest in peace rick may.

when i heard the news this morning i couldn’t quite believe it.

i owe so much to this game and its community, it helped me keep my head above water when i needed it most. it helped me grow as an artist. it helped me find my true self and live that out. rick may’s contribution isn’t any different. 

soldier is a character that grew on me steadily through my years in the tf2 community. he’s one of my favorite mercs, and the work rick may did will always have an effect on me

he will certainly be missed. <3

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As a follow-up to the anon talking about loving the shit out of their main, I relate so much- an aspiring Soldier main myself. I honestly feel really happy when I hear Soldier's happy and victorious voice lines bc I feel like I helped him win ;v; [Eat-Out Anon]

Oh my god,,,,eat out anon you are so fricking valid and good god I'm so soff for Solly now-

Just,,,Solly's voicelines in general are gold but whenever he's happy he just sounds so,,,precious and wholesome and god he's such a precious bean ;;

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God, you're so gross uwu I've honestly missed calling you a dirty bastard owo

But I'm happy to be talking to ya again, babey gorl, I'm both excited and scared to hear about your nasty ass piss ways again :3

YOU'RE BACK?!?!?!

OF COURSE I’M BACK! YOU KNOW I COULDN’T STAY AWAY FOR TOO LONG UWU

But nnnnnn I’ve missed you too, piss god uwu I’ve missed you and your nasty piss ways OwO

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do you ever just play tf2, look at your main and think "damn, i'd love the shit out of you" or is it just me

Honestly, I've only played tf2 twice and my mains were Sniper and Pyro and I sucked a lot of ass as I played as them-

But you're not alone, anon uwu those two times I played and saw my two favorite babeys, I just kept thinking-

"Mmmmm,,,you are the love of my life and I would literally die for you cuz you mean so damn much to me :)"

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Real quick warning, my peeps, the request is gonna involve death (obviously) and some gore/blood since like,,,the original request asks about what fatal injury the mercs get so I'm gonna give a bit of a description of that.

Don't worry, I won't get too descriptive or focus too heavily on their injuries, I'm mostly focusing on the emotions of the scene and how they react.

So yee, just wanted to give y'all a quick warning if you're not a big fan of gory and such :3

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i know that you have plenty of requests and stuff and you probably want to get through them as fast as you can but remember not to overwork yourself!!!

Nnnnnnn you're so sweet and caring, anon ;; thank you, I appreciate the concern uwu

But don't worry, I won't overwork myself! I'm gonna finish the requests as quickly as I can but I know when to take le breaks :3 Again, thank you again, anon, you're such a precious bean uwu

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*vibrates excitedly as i wait for headcanons*

*vibrates excitedly as I write headcanons*

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Yaaas! We can't wait for you to leave us as wrecked sobbing puddles of merc feels!! :3

Hhhhh I can't wait either, anon! I'm lowkey excited to get started since I've been sorta thinking about it all day and just,,,mmmm I'm ready to cry myself :3

But hecc yee, anon, I'll be sure to leave you all a sobbing ugly crying mess! UwU

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Ayyy the tie has been broken on the request thang, which means, the request I'm going to be working on now is:

The mercs dying in front of their best friend/ reader!

Ahhh yes, let's celebrate my return with a sad ass request uwu

But for everyone who voted for the vitilago request, don't worry. That shall be the next request I work on owo

But overall, thank you all for voting and special thanks to that one anon who proposed this idea to begin with!

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Welcome back my old friend, It's been awhile owo ~ wholesome bj anon in all her glory

Oh, isn't this a welcome surprise! Hello, mein friend, it has been a while hasn't it? How ya doing, my dude? Are ya still a horny bastard? owo

But yee, I'm glad you're back, my dear wholesome bj anon. It's been far too long since we've bonded over some horny shit uwu

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Looks like you only need one more vote to tiebreak!

AAAAAAAA HELL YEAH, ANON, ONE MORE VOTE WILL DETERMINE WHAT REQUEST I DO NEXT!!! HHHH I'M EXCITED UWU

Nnnnn I can't wait to get to writing le request owo

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Aighty, my fellow merc and non merc bastards, I followed god brain anon's instructions and I have chosen two requests from the giant ass list uwu

The two requests be:

Mercs with a S/O who has vitiligo

And

Mercs dying in front of their best friend/reader on the battlefield

So yee, I ask you peeps to pick which of these 2 requests ya wanna see. Once one of the requests are chosen, I shall begin writing it as soon as possible! :3