shizunitis

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the shizun junshang au will be put on hold until op learns how to consistently draw a recognisable shen qingqiu and human-length necks 👏

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have some binghe whose seal broke early 👍

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trying to relax (he has never relaxed a day in his life)

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fic where bingge’s dick falls clean off. no pain no reason it just nopes out. nothing else happens i just want that to happen to him for no reason

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the authors open fetish that complements the themes of their work

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Shen Yuan is literally the epitome of liking a bad story and spending hours pacing back and forth going 'but what IF it WAS good?' and despairing over How It Is Not

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the devil: tell me your greatest desire, your vilest fantasy 😈

my brain: hhaougha…

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Duuude don't question my version of events I'm such a reliable narrator. I'm literally the protagonist and the main character. You can literally read some of my internal thoughts, that clearly means you have complete access to an objective view of my thoughts and feelings and a correct impression of my characterization and the events unfolding around me. I'm not omitting any information from the audience. Nevermind that timeskip just now

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i'm like if someone who was incredibly clingy and obsessive was also incredibly avoidant and elusive

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maybe top 10 posts ever

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i need someone to come over and put their whole body weight on me

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i think ive moved beyond yearning into something even more humiliating

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im sending you telepathic messages btw are you not getting them are you ignoring me hello pick up

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please read my sad original outline binghe fic and see if you can spot the typo i’ve been giggling at for the past 10 minutes. i miss my favourite binghe variant…

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù Rating: Mature Warnings: Major Character Death Characters: Original Outline Luo Binghe Additional Tags: Suicide, Everybody Dies, Original Outline PIDW, Xin Mo - Freeform, (which is itself a warning i think), mentions of cannibalism, Emetophobia, (mild), Blood and Gore

Summary:

The end of a maybe-victory, a long list of transgressions, and the non-definitive end of one Luo Binghe.

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you writing and posting fic is good for my health as well it seems

"i have written fanfiction" you daydreamed about caleb poking his 2d girlfriend is what you did. here's a 500-word ficlet inspired by this post by @e-on-edge because writing and posting fic is good for your health, professionals say

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Oh so when Nie Huaisang tricks a guy into stabbing his best friend to death it's ""justified revenge"" and ""very girlboss of him"" but when I, Xue Yang--