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Thank You!

As Kanon’s birthday comes to a close, I just want to say thank you to everyone who participated in her birthday event. It really means a lot to me that you guys would go out of your way to do that! I would say that Kanon would feel the same way but come on it’s Kanon. Thank you once again and let’s hope that her birthday comes around again soon!

Next birthday event will be Sakura’s in May so I hope you all look forward to it!

—

Kanon stared at the camera in front of her an unreadable expression on her face. The mad scientist said nothing as she continued to stare directly at the camera before sighing.  “Once again this day is finally over. Truly why do people desire to celebrate the day I was born? Especially Reika & Sakura they should know better. However…as much as I despise saying this…a part of me is glad they care enough about me to celebrate…but even then I still find birthdays not worth the merriment.”

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Standing just in front of the stairway that led to the Grimm and macabre building that belonged to Kanon Hojo, was a man in his late forties.

Under any normal circumstances, any person who had the gall to even approach the household would be dead or taken in for Kanon’s entertainment before they would make it through the door.

However…

The man in front of her bowed in an elegant, foreign manner. Lying on the ground him was a large present that was as tall as he was, wrapped in a strange manner and finished off with a shiny gold ribbon.

“Greetings, Kanon Hojo-san,” the man said. “Her Majesty the Queen Card wanted to wish you well on your special day today but was far too busy to do so. So I am here to deliver her present to you in her stead.”

“She also instructed me to relay this message to you: ‘Should you truly be the woman you’ve been made to be, surely, you will see beyond what is in front of you. And if you would be so kind, to take me up on a special, one of a kind offer I have for you. A special offer that you would not wish to refuse.’”

He bowed once more. “I’ll be on my way, then.”

Kanon, now fully paying attention, watched the man walk away as she crept down the stairs, where the present addressed to her was rested.

After tearing away the cloth that wrapped around her present, she peered inside.

Inside was a man in his mid to late twenties. Though his heart was still beating, he remained unconscious, his eyes wide as saucers and his body completely still. Carelessly placed on the man’s shirt was a note addressed to Kanon. Though the contents were typed out and not handwritten.

‘My dear Kanon Hojo, I would like for you to meet the man behind a series of cruel and barbaric serial killings for the past four months. The families of his twelve victims requested that the one behind the murders be dealt with immediately.”

“Surely, there is no better way to deal with such a dreadful being than to give them to someone who surely would know what to do with them, no? For the sake of the victims, do enjoy your new toy, my dear subject.”

“My my, someone was kind enough to give me a…thoughtful gift for my birthday,” Kanon smiled, the derangement clear to see in her eyes. She grabbed the man’s face, bringing him closer to her own. “Now then be a good specimen and don’t scream. It gets dreadfully boring hearing people beg for mercy.”

A Few Hours Later…

Reika and Sakura slowly approached Kanon’s “home” after they had gotten word that loud screaming could be heard from inside the dilapidated hospital. As they entered the building and grew closer to Kanon’s lab, they could hear Vivaldi’s 4 Seasons echoing through the building along with loud sobbing screams. Finally, entering the lab, Reika and Sakura saw what was causing the screaming at least.

Kanon was standing in front of her operating table, the same man she had been given as a gift strapped to it. He had been cut open from his sternum to his stomach without any anesthetic with Kanon elbow deep inside, ignoring his pleas for mercy as she pulled out an organ.

“Tch. Can’t you two see that I’m busy?” Kanon demanded as she heard Reika and Sakura enter her lab. Continuing to pull organ after organ out of the man’s abdomen, not even bothering to turn around to speak face to face to her teammates. Finally, having enough of the man’s excessive screaming, Kanon ripped out his heart, placing it on the table beside her.

“Well we were in the neighborhood when we heard screaming Kanon,” Reika drawled out, not at all bothered by the sight in front of her. “So we decided to pay our favorite mad scientist a visit.”

“Where did you even get him, Kanon?” Sakura questioned, pinching the bridge of her nose. “I swear if you plucked a random person off the street again…”

“If you must know, this was a gift.”

“A gift?”

“From who?”

“Minato’s Queen Card.” Kanon drawled out as she plucked the man's eyes out of his skull to place in a jar. “Surprisingly she has an offer for me, and I'm curious to hear what she has to say. The least I can do for such a lovely gift.”

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This day,two gifts arrived to Kanon Hojo's lab

A beautiful bouquet of black and white roses

And a copy of "The Strange Case Of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde"

The book have a card

"happy birthday Hojo San"-Verne

In Hamamatsu

Nellie was writing in his office of his publishing-house working on his new novel

He was calm when a though run on his head...or rather a voice

"why just sent something to her, she's insane"-was the ecstatic sound of a voice in his head followed by more voices and whispers, with the voices and sounds and the rising headache,aware of his own episodes Nellie close the eyes not wanting to see the horrors created by his own mind and disease

But the voices started to be louder,screaming him to open the eyes and demamding answers

Then Nellie gave them answers

"BECAUSE I'M INSANE TOO!!..hahaha""-Nellie opened his eyes prey of the allucinations,his eyes teared and crazy giggles out from his mouth with another episode

Kanon sipped her tea as she sat in what passed for her sitting room. The book Yukimura had given her in her hands as she read through the novel. It was a classic and obviously was a reference to her MC name Mz Hyde. While Kanon had read the novel as a teen it wasn't until her accident that Kanon began to sympathize with Jykell. They had both turned into monsters due to an experiment. Their minds twisted and corrupted until nothing was left but Hyde. However, unlike Jekyll Kanon refused to let her mind completely be destroyed not while she had her revenge to complete. 

Kanon turned another page of the book reaching one of her favorite lines in the book.

“...‘It is one thing to mortify curiosity, another to conquer it.’ How fitting for me.”

Thank you for the gift!

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Unstable Mindset

1. Psychosomatic

Performed By:

Kanon “Mz. Hyde” Hojo

2. Hollow Psyche

Performed By:

Kanon “Mz. Hyde” Hojo

3. Coma

Performed By:

Kanon “Mz. Hyde” Hojo

4. Never Surrender

Performed By:

Kanon “Mz. Hyde” Hojo

5. ÉTUDE

Performed By:

Kanon “Mz. Hyde” Hojo

6. Misfortune

Performed By:

Kanon “Mz. Hyde” Hojo

7. Black Out

Performed By:

Kanon “Mz. Hyde” Hojo

Reika “Belladonna” Aichi

Sakura “Renegade” Kito

8. Cruel & Unusual

Performed By:

Kanon “Mz. Hyde” Hojo

Reika “Belladonna” Aichi

9. Fatal Game

Performed By:

Kanon “Mz. Hyde” Hojo

Sakura “Renegade” Kito

10. Shizuoka Nightmare

Performed By:

Kanon “Mz. Hyde” Hojo

Reika “Belladonna” Aichi

Sakura “Renegade” Kito

All songs belong to their respective artists.

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ARB Birthday Special 2024: Kanon Hojo

~~ April 22nd ~~

“It is one thing to mortify curiosity, another to conquer it.”

Login Lines:

“My my, what do we have here? Some poor unfortunate soul who managed to find itself in my labyrinth. Just in time as well, I needed a specimen to test this experiment on…Hm? What’s this?” 

“A gift? Tch. Of course, it's that blasted time of the year again. How dreadfully vexing. Fine, give it here. Be glad that I’m feeling merciful at the moment. Now leave or else.” 

Voice Lines:

“So much glorification for a single day that comes every year. And for what? Just to celebrate the day you came into this world? Ha! Life is a cursed existence that we spend marching along until something comes to end our misery.”

“31 years…most people would call that an achievement to reach this age. I only call it a misfortune. I am someone who lived when I should have died, and one day, I will pay the price for that.” 

“Karen called me to wish me a Happy Birthday today. She wants to do some sisterly bonding together just like we used to do. …Sisterly bonding? Oh, Karen, the sister you knew is dead. All that remains in her place is me, and for that, I am so sorry.” 

“The voices are quiet…you would think that I would enjoy it when it goes silent, especially for today but…it’s always so unnerving when my mind goes silent…for all that I despise the voices in my psyche…I despise it even more when they go silent.”

“̵͂͜I̴̢͌ ̶̞́d̸̤̚ŏ̵̢ṋ̸̊’̵̳̿t̴͈̒ ̶̡̈́w̸̯͋a̵̲͠n̴̯͒t̵̙̀ ̵̝̿t̴̢͗ŏ̶̪ ̸͖̉l̴̮̓i̸̭̿v̷̺̅è̷͖ ̴̠̓l̴̛͜i̶̠͒k̸̲͆e̸̗̿ ̸͙̕t̴̼̕ȟ̸̯i̵̙͌s̶̭̀ ̶̬̑a̵̰̚n̴̼̐y̷͎͑m̷̩̕o̸̖͗r̷̀͜ẽ̷̥.̴͖̈ ̷̜̓I̴̻̒ ̷̨̈́j̵͓͝ȕ̶͇s̵̖͊t̶̩̋ ̷͚͒w̸͓͌a̸̯̒n̶̲̈́t̶̟͒ ̶̙͛i̴̡̔t̵̪̾ ̶͉̌ạ̷̎l̵̳̎l̸̯̊ ̶̛̤t̷̞͑o̷͈͐ ̶̣̇è̴͜n̵̩̆ḓ̶̄.̷͉͗ ̴̖̂P̸̝̊l̷̹̽ē̸̢a̵̦̒s̸̞̓e̴͙̐.̶͍͛ ̶̻͐I̴͖͝’̵̪̈́m̶̜͝ ̵͇͌j̸̨̓ȗ̴̺s̷̨̒ț̶̍ ̵̱̃s̶̥̉o̷̭̽ ̵̂͜ṯ̴̐i̸̺͝r̴̫͋e̴͒ͅd̸̘̈́.̸̡̓”̵̢͛

“Again Reika? Why must you feel the need to celebrate my birthday? Honestly, I’m beginning to think you take pleasure in seeing me in misery. I can see why they call you a cruel, heartless woman, Reika. *sigh* I suppose I don't have a choice, do I? *sigh*  I resign myself to your cruelty today, then. What is it?”

“Reika…you have 10 seconds to explain why you’re gifting me these and be quick about it because I am not amused by what you are implying. Several of my experiments involve me needing to sanitize myself afterward, Reika. So forgive me if it’s not to your nose’s pleasure. Reika, you accursed woman…fine! I’ll use the damned things.”  

“How many times must I repeat myself, Sakura? I have no desire to celebrate the day of my birth. Tch, just know that besides Reika, you are the only other person who can say such things to me and not find yourself strapped to my table. *scowls* I can't decide who's worse you or Reika. Ugh, then what infernal gift did you decide to give me?”  

“My what a quaint little gift. Certainly more thoughtful than Reika’s at least. Ah, yes, it must have been quite tedious choosing a gift I did not ask for, but I commend you for picking an item that I would like. You have my thanks for that, Sakura. Do not. I do not need festivities for the third year in a row.” 

Reika Lines:

“Kanon! Happy Birthday, my dear! Oh, hush you’re one of my closest friends! Of course, I want to celebrate it. Besides, if I really wanted to take pleasure in torturing you, I would do far worse than this. I’ll take that as a compliment coming from you, Kanon. Absolutely not. I just wanted to give you the illusion of choice. Now, I have a full day ahead of us planned, but first, my gift to you.” 

“Honestly Kanon I was just so goddamned fed up with you constantly smelling like a mix between a disinfectant and blood. So I got you these lavender-scented luxury soaps to hopefully eliminate that lingering stench that clings on to you. Don’t you give me any excuses you psychotic bitch! Do you know what it's like to constantly smell that? It’s torturous and I refuse to stand for it any longer so you will use this. Got it?”

Sakura Lines:

“Happy Birthday, Kanon. Yes, yes. I know you think celebrating your birthday is unnecessary, but I’ve never been one to take “no” for an answer. So suck it up and let me do something nice for your birthday. Oh, I know Kanon and I take full advantage of that fact. Now, here, I’m sure that you’ll like it.” 

“I know you’re surprisingly fond of antique items so I managed to find and repair this music box for you. It even plays one of your favorite pieces of classical music. *snorts* So I heard. I’m glad you like it though. I’ll admit you’re a complete nightmare to get a present for. Thankfully you seem to like it and now I don’t have to worry about giving you anything else until your next birthday.” 

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Happy Birthday Kanon!

— April 22nd —

Happy (?) Birthday once more to Shizuoka’s deranged madwoman and heartless scientist! As well as Mz. Hyde of Silent Tragedy! Uh….well she managed to survive another year? So cheers? Here’s to many more?

Feel free to wish Kanon a happy birthday, or ask her anything!

Or don't but if you do just be careful

Thanks to @saitama-division for her dress and picture.

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Silent Tragedy Body Count Hypnosis Mic OC NSFW Week 2024

MINORS DO NOT INTERACT

— Kanon

3. Outside her teammates the only person Kanon has ever slept with was an old partner she was in a queerplatonic relationship with. Really Kanon isn't a sex-having person and thank god for that but when the urge does hit her she'd rather have sex with her teammates than go look for some random poor soul to sleep with.  

Notable characters include:

Reika Aichi

Sakura Kito

— Reika 

13. Most of the people Reika has slept with have been either one of her 5 husbands or her friends with the occasional one-night stand here or there. Honestly, Reika is too busy with her daily life to go out and hunt down a partner for the night and is content with her current situation at the moment. 

Notable characters include:

Kanon Hojo

Sakura Kito

Lola Takahashi 

Aika Yumi 

Yano Ietsuna

— Sakura

20. Ever since becoming a yakuza boss Sakura has slept with multiple people primarily through one-night stands. Sakura doesn't tend to sleep with the same person twice. Her teammates and a certain glassblower from Toyama are the only exceptions to this rule. 

Notable characters include:

Kanon Hojo

Reika Aichi

Yano Ietsuna 

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Silent Tragedy Sex Songs

Hypnosis Mic OC NSFW Week 2024

MINORS DO NOT INTERACT

— Kanon

— Reika

— Sakura

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Silent Tragedy Fetishes

Hypnosis Mic OC NSFW Week 2024

MINORS DO NOT INTERACT

— Kanon

Piquerism: Otherwise known as penetrating a person's skin with a sharp object. This is just another way for Kanon to get off on pain. Kanon is a particular fan of when her partner pierces her nipples with needles. However, Kanon won't say no to her partner slicing her with a scalpel as well. 

Electricity: This is one is pretty self explained. Just electrocute Kanon with some high voltage. Especially shock her nipples and clit. The jolt of electricity makes Kanon's nerves light themselves on fire and makes her feel more alive than she has in years. It's perhaps the best way to get her hot and bothered. 

— Reika

Sexual Sadism: If there's something Reika loves the most in the world, it's when she brutalizes her partners. To see them cry out in pain makes her wet her panties right there. It doesn't matter if they're begging for more or begging for her to stop, Reika just loves seeing her partner twist and turn in absolute agony. 

Impregnation Fetishism: Again, Reika has a strong desire to have a child of her own. The thought of life growing inside her womb and feeling full is extremely arousing to her. Plus the thought of having her womb filled to the brim with cum is enough to make her start dripping into her panties wet. 

— Sakura

Hoplophilia: Guns are a part of who Sakura is, and she brings that inside the bedroom. Sakura has been known to fuck her partner with the head of her gun and watch them trying to fuck them selves deeper on it. Sometimes if Sakura is bored enough she'll lie and say she put one bullet inside the gun. Place the gun inside her partner and tell them that they’re going to play a game of Russian roulette. 

Dacryphilia: Sakura has no shame in admitting that she finds the sight of her partner's tears extremely hot. It's even better when she hears their cries, too. Sakura has Yano Ietsuna of Toyama to thank for really getting her into this. The absolute control it gives her is enough for her panties to become soaked. 

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Silent Tragedy Sexual Fantasies

Hypnosis Mic OC NSFW Week 2024

MINORS DO NOT INTERACT

— Kanon

Just like the rest of her, Kanon's fantasy is a bit messed up. Given how often she experiments on people, sometimes Kanon has wondered what it would be like to be on the other side. A part of her wanting to be strapped to her operating table at the mercy of her partner's cruelty as unspeakable things are done to her. She won't beg for mercy, though God knows how many times her victims have annoyed her by doing that, and plus she doesn't give anyone the satisfaction of seeing her do something as pathetic as begging. 

— Reika

Honestly, after helping and supporting many children through her charities, Reika has thought about having a family of her own. Plus, as much as Reika loathes to admit it, she's not getting any younger and would love to have a child to shower with love and affection just like her own mother did to her. Of course, making the child is half the fun, is it not? Make no mistake though Reika is in charge here and will keep her partner chained and locked up in her sex dungeon for days as she rides them to hell and back draining them completely of cum until there's no doubt that she's pregnant. 

— Sakura

One of Sakura's biggest fantasies is to be in complete control of someone. Whether that means as master and servant or as owner and pet. It doesn't matter to her as long as they obey her every command. Recently, Yano Ietsuna of Toyama has been Sakura's current object of desire for this. She wants to see him on his knees obeying her like a dog as she prevents him from cumming with his whining, bringing her closer to the edge. Of course, she'll make sure to reward him heavily for this. 

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Silent Tragedy Sex Toys

Hypnosis Mic OC NSFW Week 2024

MINORS DO NOT INTERACT

— Kanon

You'd think Kanon wouldn't have a sexy toy collection given how she is, but honestly, Kanon finds it far easier to use one than to find some poor fool to spend the night with. In fact, many of her toys she built herself and given her…tastes, it's for the best that you don't use them yourself. As for what she has? Kanon as a collection of…

Vibrators (Clit, Bullet & Egg)

Clit Taser

Clit Clamps

Nipple Tasers

Nipple Clamps

— Reika

Reika has a decent collection of toys for both herself and her partner. She doesn't bust them out often only when Reika is feeling extremely pent up or when she's feeling particularly sadistic. Of course, Reika prefers to order her toys online. No one needs to know what the socialite does in her free time. Now, Reika keeps all her toys in her sex dungeon, which consists of…

BDSM Equipment

Vibrators (Wand, Bullet & Egg)

Dildos

Clit Pump

Strap-Ons

— Sakura

While she doesn't showcase it, Sakura has quite the collection of toys she uses when she's feeling frustrated or when she doesn't feel like hunting down a partner for the night. Now, Sakura has a reputation to keep as a hardened yakuza boss, so she prefers to order her toys online and have them delivered to a certain spot. As for what toys she has, Sakura has a collection of…

BDSM Equipment

Vibrators (Rabbit, Clit, Bullet & Egg)

Dildos

Strap-Ons

Her Gun

Silent Tragedy Sex Lines

— Kanon

“Consider yourself lucky I’m more in the mood to fuck you than dissect you.” 

“Hgnnn...yes that's it..h-h-harder...HARDER!”

“L-look at that...a-ahhh..y-you have me all tied up at your m-mercy…”

“R-r-raise…the v-voltage…I dont…c-c-care if it's too high….”

“Now get out I’m done with you for now.” 

— Reika

“On your knees for you, Mistress or else. I’m in the mood to break you.” 

“Look at you...I haven't even hit you yet, and you're already dripping for me.”

“Orgasming already? Such a pathetic little pet, aren't you?”

“You see these marks? It means you're mine.”

“Now tell me who you belong to…that’s right me.”

— Sakura

“Desperate enough to beg for me in front of my men? Fine ass up on the bed. Now.” 

“God, you're such a slut. I've barely done anything and you've already cum.”

“F-f-fuck that's it. Keep licking me like that and maybe I'll cum inside your mouth.”

“Desperate to be filled, aren't we? Be a good bitch then and fuck yourself on my gun.”

“Now maybe you’ll think twice before bothering me like you did but I’m not holding my breath.”

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Silent Tragedy Succubus Marks

Hypnosis Mic OC NSFW Week 2024

MINORS DO NOT INTERACT

— Kanon 

Suffer: Straight up already, Kanon is a masochist and already gets off being brutalized, so this? Well, she's having a great time. In fact, go as hard as you want. Kanon has no interest in soft and gentle sex. Make it look like she lost a fight. Bite, punch, and slap her to hell. She just wants to be abused. 

Violove: Again, Kanon loves pain, so this is just a bonus for her. The harder the abuse you put her through, the more she's turned on and spiraling into a orgasm.

— Reika 

Pheromone: Reika would find this extremely useful. Primarily using it to lure any male stupid enough to be caught in her radius. She finds it amusing to watch as people lose themselves in lust and beg her for any sort of release. Be careful though getting caught up in Reika's pheromones either means fucked or killed maybe both it really depends on Reika's mood. 

— Sakura 

Task: This one wouldn't be so bad for Sakura and actually would take it as a challenge. As the head of a criminal empire, Sakura is used to completing tasks on a time limit, so really, this isn't much different from normal life to her. However, sometimes Sakura gets bored and might not complete a task just to see what would happen, but make no mistake this would be the only time Sakura gives up control.

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Final Round — Fashion Show

Theme: “Prom Night”

Contestants: Sakura Kito & Yano Ietsuna

Divisions: Shizuoka & Toyama

“What even is prom anyway?” 

“From what I know it's some big thing you dress up for in America. So judging from that I assume the Americans had something to do with it.”

“So it's their fault we're dressed up like this?”

“Pretty much. *scowls* I’m not too used to dressing like this. It's only because of Reika that I am even able to walk in these goddamn heels. Even this dress is awkward to wear.”

“Well ….Ithinkyoulookpretty.”

“What?”

“I..think you look pretty dressed like that”

“......You’re lucky I find you cute.”

“WHAT?!”

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Round 4 — Duet Singing!

Contestants: Sakura Kito & Yano Ietsuna

Divisions: Shizuoka & Toyama

“The singing round can't say I was looking forward to this round. Rapping is one thing but singing? Yeah no. Anyway this song isn't what I would normally perform but Yano suggested it and it's…grown on me. So good job on picking a song for this Yano.”

*Blinks* “...Really?”

“Yes really. I’m probably gonna make a fool of myself singing this, but at least…I’m performing with you, so it won’t be that bad.”

“...You want to perform with me?”

“You got a problem with that?” 

“No! I j-just thought you wouldn't!”

“I do, so come on, we got a song to perform now.”

‘Overdose’

Preformed by:

Sakura “Renegade” Kito

Yano “Y-STARR” Ietsuna

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The Day of Valentines was almost at it's end, but it still wasn't over. And that proved true for a certain member of the Kito-gumi named Lucille "Lucky Lucy" Takara. Even though it was a holiday, that didn't make her exempt from work, unfortunately. After all, no matter the time or day of the week, there was still money to be made. But that didn't mean she couldn't partake in this festive holiday herself, right? After all, at the end of the day, she was still a person.

...At least, that's how a certain risk-taker saw it as he jumped to and fro throughout the buildings in Shizuoka before finally arriving at the residence of the woman in question. Smiling, he dropped a small gift package on her doorstep, quickly rung the doorbell to her home and disappeared as quickly as he came, though he was watching from her a close distance to see her reaction.

Upon opening the front door, the blonde-hair Japanese woman looked around before noticing the package in front of her. Blinking, she unwrapped the package and looked at what was inside.

It was a charm bracelet with a casino-theme to it, as well as a gold necklace that read 'Aces & Eights' on it. Blinking, the gambler didn't hesitate putting neither piece of jewelry on her person, liking how they felt. Viewing in the box, the woman saw a note at the bottom, which read:

'Roses are red

Violets are blue

You're my favorite gambler

And I'm always betting on you

Happy Valentine's Day.'

“My my, what a lovely set of jewelry, my dear.” Hikaru smiled, taking out his fan and fanning himself. “That Zakari give them to you? He has been treating you right, Lucy? I can go have a “talk” with him if he's not.” 

"Hikaru, while I appreciate the fact you'd kill any man for disrepecting for me. Please don't threaten my boyfriend.” Lucy begged the former prostitute.

“I'm just making sure that you don't get your heart broken, my dear. Love is a fickle thing, much like luck is. Romantic love, especially. Plus, with you and now the Boss in relationships, I imagine things will get pretty interesting soon.” 

“No but I seriously don't know if I should pity the dude that has the Boss’s affection.”

“Actually I think we should pity the Boss more. She's out of her comfort zone here. Remember, she never had an example of a loving relationship before. Plus, she's taking advice from Reika-san from all people for her love life. I’m sure you know why that's possibly a bad idea. By comparison, yours and Zakari's relationship seems like it would be a walk in the park, and you've tried killing him before.” 

“I can't tell if that was a diss against me or the Boss Hikaru.” 

“Who's to say my dear Lucille.”

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The day was finally coming to an end in Toyama. One Yano Ietsuna was in his home spending this Valentine’s Day wallowing around in his loneliness. That's why it came as a surprise when he heard the front door ring. Walking over he opened the door revealing to his horror Sakura Kito standing on his doorstep.

 “S-sakura?” Yano stuttered horrified to see the leader of the Kito-gumi standing in front of him. Oh god had he done something to anger her? Oh God was she here to bury him in the forests of Toyama?

“Normally I would have one of my men deliver this but Reika says I should show initiative. Something about showing that I care. Who the hell does she think she is trying to give me advice? Anyway here.” Sakura shoved a gift into Yano’s hands. “Happy Valentine’s Day Yano.”

Cautiously opening the gift Yano had nearly dropped it when he realized it was a gold and green Rolex watch. These things cost thousands of dollars and Sakura was just gifting him one. 

“Also one more thing” Sakura smirked and before Yano knew it Sakura grabbed the front of his shirt and lifted him to her face. What happened next had sent Yano shortcircuiting as Sakura kissed him on the mouth. Pulling back Sakura gave Yano a lazy smile.

 “I made dinner reservations for the two of us for a later date. Wear it for me will ya? Anyway, I'm all out of time Yano see you soon.” Sakura placed the frazzled glassblower on the ground before turning to walk to the black car parked out in front of Yano’s residence.

All Yano could do was stay frozen in place as he watched the dark car leave his street. As each brain cell in his brain started to reactivate, he slowly shut his apartment door, turned around, and plopped onto the floor of his entryway, the gift still in his hand.

“She… Likes me?” Yano finally manages to utter in a daze. Putting his fingers to his lips, he continues, “Sakura kissed me? Like… What the hell?”

Wracking his brain, Yano thought about all the signs that Sakura could have hinted at any sort of romantic interest. But for the life of him, he really couldn’t understand when it went from sadistic pleasure to actual feelings. At least now he knew. For a moment, the thought to thank Reika for getting Sakura to actually show up and ask him out. Ask him out…

Sakura’s last words finally clocked in his head. “Wait, dinner reservations? Did she just ask me out on a date?!”

Sakura was so ruthless, she almost killed Yano's last brain cell. Thank you for the gift! God, they're gonna be official. (ʘᗩʘ')

[shizuokadivision]

What’s this? Two things in front of Kanon’s door: a large package big enough to fit a human and nearby it, a strange-looking microwave oven that from its many modifications, couldn’t even be called a microwave anymore; its leg lightly pushing said box to be followed by it taking out a box of chocolates from its interior to put on top of the larger package.

The large box opens to the sight of an unconscious man with mossy green hair in awfully gaudy clothing, his body laid on top of a bunch of roses, his own blood seeping onto them from a fatal blow on his head. Stuck upon his right ankle are three glittery tranquilizer darts.

And about that chocolate box, there was a note, or rather series of notes…

To: Kanon-san

Happy Valentines, if you even celebrate that shit, I barely do.

My guild and I caught a good-for-nothing pimp in the wild, do whatever with the body.

I’d have more things to say but I’d rather tell them in person, y’know?

P.s, it could regain consciousness by the time it gets there. —⚡️

yeah uhh thats his way of saying he wants to be your next test subject LOL — Ψ

That’s bullshit. ⬆️

When Kanon was notified that something was on her doorstep, she was annoyed. Reika and Sakura were already there at her “home” with Reika trying her damn hardest to get her to sing at her Gala tonight, and Kanon didn't have the patience to deal with any more visitors. Kanon raised her eyebrow at the sight of the moving microwave, giving her a box of chocolate. She had to admit that it was a new one. 

However, the sight of the unconscious male made a deranged smile spread across Kanon's face. Her eyes flickering alight with pure madness. When suddenly, much to her displeasure, Reika snatched the note out of her hands to read with Sakura looking over her shoulder.  

“Oh my God…oh my God!” Reika shouted, losing her mind. “Someone sent you a Valentine’s! You of all people!”

“I…I can't right now…” Sakura sputtered, not wanting to believe this. “Who the hell would send you of all people a fucking Valentine’s!” 

“I know, right? Like out of all people to ask to be your Valentine, you pick Kanon of all people? The psychotic bitch who's known for cutting people open?” 

“I have to worry about this person's mental stability if they wanna get Kanon's dead black heart. Are they okay? Do they need mental counseling?” 

“In case you two have forgotten, I'm still here.” 

Ignoring the mad scientist, Reika and Sakura continued to scream about the fact that someone sent Kanon a Valentine’s. Rolling her eyes at their dramatics, Kanon bit into one of the chocolates she received. She didn't care for this damned holiday besides all the chocolate she got on a discount when it was all over. Still, at least her sender had the decency to get her gifts she would like. 

Speaking of gifts, Kanon noticed that the man was starting to move more than before. Ah, it seemed like the tranquilizers were beginning to wear off. Well, it would be rude of her to waste the specimen someone had gifted her. Perhaps today wouldn’t be so goddamn awful. At least she got a “bloody Valentine’s” out of it. 

“Well, I suppose I must thank whoever sent me this. Hahahaha! Fine, let's meet one day. I wonder if you're brave enough.”