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I don't know shit about Homestuck so I don't know whether to give my congratulations or condolences regarding current events

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I need to read through the lyrics of all the songs Ghost is playing on tour so I can sing along to everything without getting the words wrong

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well this fucking sucks

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my friends and I have created a game we call Quipposting, where you play quiplash but you roll a wheel full of character archetypes, and whatever it lands on, you all answer as if you are like, a wizard or cowboy. This legitimately makes quiplash go from a fun enough game to an S+ tier absolute unabashed banger

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The International Space Station (ISS) crosses in front of the Sun’s roiling chromosphere, captured in extraordinary detail by photographer Andrew McCarthy. source

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I think it's a shame that "Oedipus complex" refers to fucking your mom instead of the actual point of his story, fulfilling your destiny through your attempts to avoid it. It just so happens his destiny was to fuck his mom

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So, a funny thing happened on trigun twitter

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My dog when I say the word walk:

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The thing is “My love becomes a vampire so I’ll become one too to stay with her” can’t hit the same anymore. It’s become just a “ooh being a vampire would be sexy!” or “yay we get to live forever!” romantic thing versus the most defiantly heretical devotion that would make the paper it was written on burn. There’s no “ooh~ vampires~” but rather being willing to join everything you fear and dread the most, that once shattered your mind to endure.

It also just can’t hit the same without that backdrop of severe Victorian social mores one dare not set a foot outside, and a lifetime of being bound by them. Or without the certainty that heaven is real, and you’re willing to bar yourself from it for eternity if your love isn’t granted entrance.

This is gothic Romance with a capital R at its pinnacle and I’m never going to stop thinking about it

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you know cloth mother and wire mother would have the messiest lesbian breakup ever

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did you know that I love them so much already. killing you with draco meteor and laughing because it loves you and your death was painless and there's no hard feelings

[ID: Mega Dragonite raining down meteors on an opponent, and smiling playfully. The caption reads: "Even Its Kindhearted Nature Is Powered Up: For Mega Dragonite, ending a Pokémon match quickly is an act of kindness toward its opponent. Its kindhearted nature gets amplified when it Mega Evolves, and it launches powerful attacks at its opponent with a smile. At the same time, if it senses someone in trouble, it has the kindness to instantly rush to their aid—even if it’s in the middle of an intense battle.​" End ID.]

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Corbeau official art - the boss of the Rust Syndicate.

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thinking about the cunty spider from james and the giant peach

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i feel like i havent posted art in years let alone drawn anything but whatever look i drew the dust bunnies 💕

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OH HELLO HELLO HELLOOO 👀👀👀

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Alex Hirsch you will always be a legend to me