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a head empty thought that spiraled ;;

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Every time someone calls Falin not a full-fledged character, or just a plot device, or whatever, I honestly get so annoyed. If you can make up a whole personality and backstory for some random man in any other story, let me be obsessed with a woman the the entire narrative is literally centered around!! She is so interesting and I love her shut up shut up shut up

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My nickname at work is girlypop tbh its an honor

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Yeah idk there is no confusion to be had over why you shouldnt say the r slur ngl. Theres just no defense

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Whats going on (scared)

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can people without ID stop talking about "reclaiming" the r slur do you even know where it comes from oh my god you people are impossible to deal with

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My cramps are so bad im going to throw ip and die a million deaths

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need my dick sucked so bad but i have this stupid ass vagina

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Customers keep fucking around at the store as if i havent literally been given permission to have them find out

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Had to draw this wonderful interaction between @kingcatnine and @musclemanveryregular

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Are you twelve

No, I’m…Ahhh…AHHHH…!!!! *Clutches my throbbing head and topples to my knees, writhing in pain* Why can’t I remember……my past…..?!??!! AAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHH…….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I HATE BEING EMOTIONALLY INSTABLE TAKE ME BACK EMOTIONALLY DISTANT

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is it normal to be fucking balling extremely hard for no damn reason fuck you

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The culprit

I keep on forgetting the monkey in my backseat is on the side of the drivethru so i keep jumpscaring people in yhe drivethru