shoefaced2
shoefaced2
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shoefaced2 · 20 hours ago
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Honestly, it's so annoying that saying "sorry" too much is frowned upon and blown up into this whole ordeal: "Instead of saying sorry, say thank you :)," or "Stop apologizing, you have nothing to be sorry for," or "I hate when people apologize too much, it's such a big indicator or self-esteem issues" blah blah blah.
It's one thing if someone's playing up their remorse specifically to guilt-trip you. But if someone just has a habit of saying "sorry" for small inconveniences, it is so much easier for you and the over-apologizer if you just say "it's okay" and MOVE THE FUCK ON. It is not a big deal, but you're making it one.
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shoefaced2 · 20 hours ago
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i actually get a bit annoyed with people who get a bit annoyed when people say “sorry” in response to their bad news. “why are you apologizing you didn’t do anything :/” like okay well a) you don’t know that and actually yes i am the secret architect of all your woes and have been this whole time, way to refuse to acknowledge a woman (gender neutral)’s accomplishments. and b) we’re both fluent english speakers so you know perfectly well that “sorry” isn’t always an apology and is very commonly used as an expression of general regret or sympathy. not in this case, because i have been your secret nemesis for years, meticulously plotting your every misery, but, like, in general
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shoefaced2 · 21 hours ago
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did chikorita ever end up decreasing the increase or was that another of bidens failed promises
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shoefaced2 · 21 hours ago
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i see it so i See it I see Thart with me EyeBals
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when i see it i Look at it Put my eyes on it with My sightballs I look with my look balls and see It so in front of me
i see it with my eyedbarls
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shoefaced2 · 21 hours ago
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absolutely nothing in the world pleases me more than my expandable bedside table
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shoefaced2 · 21 hours ago
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give me jellybeans you fuckhead
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shoefaced2 · 21 hours ago
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"You actually liked me, didn't you..? What am I doing? Why do I wanna hurt you so bad? I'm supposed to be your friend— I just wanna be your friend…"
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shoefaced2 · 21 hours ago
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shoefaced2 · 1 day ago
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people misunderstand what ‘gifted kid’ actually means but it’s ok it’s fine it’s cool it’s good
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shoefaced2 · 1 day ago
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Meet me when you’re ready
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shoefaced2 · 2 days ago
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shoefaced2 · 2 days ago
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shoefaced2 · 2 days ago
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I must spread the tiny Kris agenda
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shoefaced2 · 2 days ago
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im literally still pissed about how "you cant even make a phonecall" seems to still be an acceptable insult/gotcha on here can we please put that one up on the shelf with insulting someone by saying they jobless or live with their parents or whatever asap. please
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shoefaced2 · 2 days ago
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some people will just never understand that whatever skinny people have to hear is not the same as systemic fatphobia
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shoefaced2 · 3 days ago
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