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DCST S4 EP 7 Redraw

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Went back to this piece to change some stuff

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My second contribution for @southparkreanimate !

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Thank you, Akira Toriyama

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gen loves… [x]

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Kohaku 💪

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Please watch Gremlins: Secrets of the Mogwai

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The Dark Continent trio incorrect quotes (part 2)

Here we go again. I just can’t stop thinking about these guys! They have so much potential and so much story to tell, I swear I’d pay whatever amount I have to to be able to see them again. The incorrect quotes have been made by this guy right here.

*Linnet and Zigg sitting in jail together*

Zigg: So, who should we call?

Linnet: I’d call Netero, but I feel safer in jail.

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Linnet: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million jenny?

Zigg: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.

Netero: You can stab me too, then we’ll have 20 million.

Zigg: Good thinking.

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Zigg: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Linnet: Wasn’t Netero with you?

Netero: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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Netero: HELP! I TOLD LINNET I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!

Zigg, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

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Netero: Hey Zigg, you got any dating advice for me?

Zigg: Just because I’m married doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

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Netero: We need a distraction.

Linnet: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Zigg, whispering: My time has come.

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Netero holding a python: Guys I bought a snake! What do I name him?

Linnet: You did WHAT-

Zigg: William Snakepeare.

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Zigg: Who thinks I can fit 25 marshmallows in my mouth?

Linnet: You’re a hazard to society.

Netero: And a coward. DO THIRTY.

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Linnet: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Zigg: *turning to Netero* How tall are you?

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Linnet: I can’t believe you live near by and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.

Zigg: You people already know too much about me.

Netero: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.

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Food store worker: Would a Ms. Audoble please come to the front desk?

Linnet, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Food store worker: *points to Zigg and Netero* I believe they belong to you?

Zigg and Netero, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Linnet: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

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Zigg: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoes, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Linnet: Zigg no.

Netero: Mistlefoe.

Linnet: Please stop encouraging him.

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Netero: Listen, I can explain…

Zigg: You’re making 500,000 jenny and you’re only gonna pay me 30,000 jenny?

Linnet: You’re getting 30 grand? I’m getting 1,000 jenny!

Tsubone: At least you’re all getting paid.

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Zigg: *Screams*

Netero: *Screams louder to establish dominance*

Tsubone: Should we do something?

Linnet: No, I want to see who wins.

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The Dark Continent trio incorrect quotes (part 1)

Just realized we don’t get to see people giving more love to this amazing underrated trio so I decided to go ahead and compile some incorrect quotes (thanks to this guy) for these three idiots. 💕

Linnet: I love you guys, you’re the best thing that’s happened to me!

Zigg: We’re the best thing that’s ever happened to you?

Linnet: Yes.

Netero: I’m starting to feel a little sorry for you.

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An enemy negotiating with Linnet and Zigg: We have Netero. Give us ten thousand jenny and he will be returned to you unarmed.

Netero: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand jenny?

Zigg:

Linnet:

Netero: MAKE IT ONE MILLION-

Linnet: NETERO STOP

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Linnet, at a restaurant: You guys should get the orange soda, it’s amazing.

Zigg: Okay.

Netero: Okay.

Waiter: Can I get you anything to drink?

Linnet: One orange soda, please!

Zigg: I’ll have the strawberry soda.

Netero: Me too, strawberry soda.

Linnet:

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Linnet: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me.

Zigg: Okay but in my defense, Netero bet me 50 jenny I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

Linnet: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

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Netero: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

Zigg: The cow??

Netero: What?

Linnet: Zigg, W H Y?

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Linnet: Zigg and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us.

Netero: *sighing* What did Zigg do?

Linnet: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and…

Zigg: Who wants a steering wheel?

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Netero: I trust Zigg.

Linnet: You think he knows what he’s doing?

Netero: I wouldn’t go that far.

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Linnet: What do you think Zigg will do for a distraction?

Netero: He’ll probably, like, make a noise or trow a rock. That’s what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Netero: …or he could do that.

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Linnet to Zigg: My life is in the hands of an idiot!

Zigg, motioning to himself and Netero: No no no no no, TWO idiots!

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Linnet: Please bring to the base PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste.

Zigg: We got spring water.

Linnet: NO.

Netero: with EXTRA minerals.

Zigg: It’s like licking a stalagmite.

Linnet: DON’T COME BACK.

Netero: Mmmmm cave water.

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Linnet: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Zigg: Certainly, I’m as sure as I am honest!

Netero: In that case, we’re definitely lost.

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Linnet: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited.

Zigg: If?

Netero: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and she might not even die.

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Linnet: What’s a word that’s a mix between ‘sad’ and ‘mad’?

Zigg: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Netero: Smad.

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Linnet: Naturally, we are on the cutting edge of technology.

Zigg, amazed: Wow…

Netero, to Zigg: Well what does that mean?

Zigg: I don’t know.

Zigg, to Linnet: What does that mean?

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Based on DCST Ch. 185 cover

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I just wanna tell my silly little stories without needing to think about possible marketing techniques, damn it.