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*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...

but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu

this has been a psa

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Okay guys

INPRNT!!

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I was working with an item today that just utterly flabbergasted a part of me (the other was deeply frustrated with the catalogue record AS SOMEONE APPARENTLY THOUGHT IT WAS PRINTED ON SILK, coming back to that in a minute) … but ANYWAYS … said item is a replica of a medieval manuscript prayer book THAT IS ENTIRELY WOVEN out of grey and black silk … WOVEN … text, images, intricate grey scale, WOVEN … NOT PRINTED …

And it’s flabbergasting because it’s from 1888, Jacquard machine, IT USED PUNCH CARDS to weave these intricate pages … something like 400 weft per near square inch … IT looks like a page of textured paper, but it’s not, it’s entirely SILK … F*CK …

Anyways …

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Binggeyuan AU where the yandere kidnapping doesn't quite go according to plan.

Bingge originally planning to go in scoop up SY and return to his world only...Shen Yuan is clearly not well and delicate and he can't give him his blood yet, he needs a meal first.

Bingge just going househusband mode, he argues that he's wooing SY and things will go smoother when he's home... plus it''s nice to have time with him without the harem trying to interrupt or some random uprising.

Then Shen Yuan's siblings how up and 'WHAT DO YOU MEAN DEMON MAIN CHARACTER FROM THE NOVEL YOU 'HATE READ' IS REAL'

' DON'T LIE WE HAVE ALL SEEN THE MERCH PILE YOU TRY AND HIDE WE KNOW IT'S HIM'

Only... then they see 'Shen Yuan is eating...meals? Actual multiple meals a day?? he's healthier??' and see Bingge taking care of him and clearly smitten and all collectively decide to ignore the demonic was a web novel character thing and just 'Welcome to the family'

Bingge's not sure what happened to the original plan when he's sitting in the family home later his future mother and father in law gushing over his food and his mother in law insisting to help wedding plan.

He decides househusband in chill world where he can spend all time with his husband and has been adopted into loving family who care about him and not his status or power is far preferable to PIDW... so he just nopes out and does not go back.

No responsibilities just time with husband.

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Lord of the Rings animated in a Cartoon Saloon inspired art style: Frodo at the Grey Havens.

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I procrastinate so much that I have a gaping hole of dread inside my chest where I think my other emotions are supposed to go. unless a potential employer is reading this, in which case I don’t do that & I have all the normal emotions that human beings have & I love capitalism

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"I'm just a swirl" -ice cream cone who uses TikTok

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tiny volition to motivate you into not doing something stupid.

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i love the -with mama trend but sometimes i get sad because that is clearly papa and he aint getting any credit raising those darn kids...

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what am I supposed to do when I’m at work and a customer asks “do you use chip?” and I say “yes but we don’t use salsa” and they don’t even laugh

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this is one of the best posts ever

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the best commission client you can ever get is always going to be this specific guy: he wants you to draw an oc he's had for like 16 years, he has a folder of references, she's like a catgirl who is also a magician or something, he has 3 paragraphs of her lore that he gives you + an exact pose, he's extremely polite and tells you to take as long as you need, and then he tips like $160 on top of the asking price at the end. and he always looks exactly like this