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girl if you do not clock out and lezz the fuck out already

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a few farcille doodles i did between comms

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Controversial maybe:

Girls are really really really hot and kissing them is really really really good for both physical and mental health

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I think one of the important things for me in getting horny and being sexual is the existence of a desire for me, whether in fantasy or reality, that is specific to me. Like I really don’t like it when a trans girl tries to fuck me in the sort of “this is how trans girls say hello haha” sorta way. I want to feel desired for physical and personality traits that are mine. I want to be desired. If I’m just another body to you, just another trans girl in the line up, I’d actually rather not fuck you. I need that mental component of you lusting after me. If you don’t ache for me, you don’t get to feel my pleasures.

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Being horny for mutuals is so fucking embarrassing because I’m grinding on a pillow like a bitch in heat for a girl across the planet whose saying the silliest things ever

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Since they don’t teach gay sex ed in school let me tell gay guys and anyone else that wants to use the back door that douching is bad for you. It will cause long term problems.

Also starving yourself all day will not work because sometimes it can take up to two or three days for something to move through you.

Just eat a bunch of fiber and use the bathroom at least an hour or two before your booty call if you can. If you hate eating fiber just get yourself some fiber pills to take with meals. If you eat enough fiber the section after the colon should remain relatively clean on its own. Just wash the outside part. Not your insides. Those clean themselves.

Also if he shames you for anything that happens by accident in the bedroom and/or refuses to use a condom he’s a jerk-wad and an idiot and you should dump him.

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girl musk hotbox

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making out with a friends plushie while theyre in the bathroom because your feelings are starting to boil up but you're still too shy to kiss a real person

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She's so cute I'm gonna fuck her in the ass

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I couldn't post anything yesterday on Valentine's Day, so I'm doing it today

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Calm down, Takasaki Yu... by okp-riko@S888403