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fomnx

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It really aggravates my misanthropy every time I'm reminded that there are very many people in the world (some of them are considered experts?????) who think hypnotism fetish pornography is real. Like they actually think people are having their brains wiped and rewritten by watching videos of like some swirly geometric shapes and a sexy voice going "Oooooh you are getting veeeery, veeeery sleeeeepy and horny" and that it's like a problem in society we need to be worried about.

If I was better at video editing I could make my own witchcraft fetish pornography where I pretend to cast magical spells at the audience and if a moral panic were to result, it would be identical. Identical.

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varnish me. i need sealing, mommy

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new icon^^

based on this incredibly adorable art my dear friend @s-lycopersicum drew for my birthday a couple weeks ago^^

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So, you like shipgirls, right? And you like yuri? Would you, perchance, know where I could find some good shipgirl yuri?

hrmmmm... i dont engage with fanworks very often so outside of like, looking through girls tags on pixiv for images, i don't have very much. i CAN say that Nakatani Nio of Yagate Kimi ni Naru fame wrote a really really cute one-shot about Tatsuta waiting for Tenryuu to come to the fleet. beyond that tho, you can probably check dynasty scans for the shipgirl ships you're interested in.

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one time my mom and i were talking about autism and she said if i got it from anyone i got it from my dad, a man who has been buying and sorting pokemon cards for several months straight and likes to memorize license plates and then quiz my mom on them. and then she remembered that my father is not actually biologically related to me (#childofdivorce) and lost her shit laughing. i got that proxy autism

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you mean canon wlw ships in the west, right? 🤨

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the human mind is prone to catastrophizing when left unoccupied. And that’s why it’s important to always have a little Blorbo to rotate in your head. It acts as a protective charm of sorts to redirect your imagination away from harmful spirals

thoughts without Blorbo: oh my god I was so cringe in seventh grade why did I do that

thoughts with Blorbo: I haven’t considered the interactions with bleebus; I must rectify this immediately

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Link ~~~

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i agree with your post but you phrased it in kind, empathetic and helpful manner instead of suggesting we kill everyone, so i won’t be reblogging it

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Maybe it's bc I only ever use Google to find memes and anime girls but I just do not have the same problem everyone else does with it sucking. Duckduckgo never has what I'm looking for but the same prompt in Google shows it to me right away. I hate that this is the case bc fuck Google.

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Yknow 's kinda weird that it's been super hot and humid the last few days and yet my ac isn't producing massive puddles of water like it does at lower temperatures and humidities. Well. Maybe not lower humidities, it's like baseline Super Humid here any time it's not winter. But like certainly it's supposed to have been really humid so idk what's up.

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contender for the funniest dialogue exchange in the game tbh

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like to charge, reblog to cast

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The chorus on this song is like. Heartfelt, classic, not complicated or exceptionally inspired but it says everything it needs to say. And then the verse lyrics..... some of the worst lyricism I have heard in years.... it's just sentences vaguely sung along to the melody.... the rhyme is forced and the meter is so shaky... its just not good.... why couldn't you just write the song better my guy? Come on. You did so good on the chorus....

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Obviously I'm worse now bc I don't get any exercise or go outside ever but even in my youth when I was relatively active and like, had a tan bc I spent time outside, I'd always enter the house and my mom would be like 'wow you're sweating a lot!' And I'd be like.... this isn't even close to what I consider sweating. It's not sweating until I have to take my glasses off bc it keeps getting on the lenses. Everything before that is It's Summer.