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(hosting an oprah-style talk show) everyone check under your seats! no no none of you are getting free cars. i left my tums under one of the seats earlier and i have a tummyache now. first one to find my tums gets a thousand dollars
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my first contribution to this forsaken community.... they all have a light-eyed stare and you cannot tell me otherwise. freaks, the lot of them. bonus knubbler.
#dethklok#metalocalypse#mtl#pickles the drummer#toki wartooth#nathan explosion#william murderface#skwisgaar skwigelf#dick knubbler#lolololol#this one actually did make my roommate laugh. true victory#toki was burned into my screen for a day#by the way i made them all into pins
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hey guys long time no see this is about to become a metalocalypse and oc blog. sorry about that dndads fandom
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happy boston molasses flood anniversary, friendly reminder that a little over a hundred years ago some people faced a downright terrifying fate, being massive, drowning quantities of a substance that's horrible to try to move in completely swallowing them whole. happy boston molasses flood to everyone who developed an irrational fear (me) or fixation-like fascination (me) with the idea of it. 🕺
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Jorts so short they be lookin like janties
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me individually reviewing the lyrics for every single song on a character playlist nobody else will ever hear for an oc approximately 3 people know about
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Guess who cosplayed Erin O’Neil, took pretty photos in the forest, and forgot to post it? It’s me!!!
Thanks to @kitzve-n-kavre for being my photographer and tolerating my bullshit
#dungeons and daddies#erin o'neil#cosplay#dndads cosplay#i made the hat myself#i am a little new to cosplay#and those shoes hurt to walk in#and i got a tick#but it was so worth it i had a blast#the crick photos were my favorite#hey mom i’m sorry i posted me doing double middle fingers on the internet#yeah i know you follow me mom#i love you and i’m gonna miss you when i go to college#also sorry for saying bullshit
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Howdy it’s me again, making more covers for fics I’m obsessing over!!! I’ve made art for it before but if y’all haven’t seen—there’s a city boy x cowboy au fic of nark!!! I love au’s and am so glad ppl r writing them for this ship [esp bc it’s cowboyssss]
#what’s this? is that? a fic? i worked on?#anyways manni i am going particularly feral over this#i’ve looked at this for five hours now
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How rare, how daring of me to continue a fic I have already started! Now that AP season is over and I don’t have to care about school anymore, I’m free to write and draw seriously. Rejoice!
Also sorry about a lil angst in there it’s mandatory to hurt Glenn any chance you get.
#dungeons and daddies#dndads#dndads fanfic#glenn close#jodie foster#glenn got sent to superhell#it’s canon anthony told me so#also cameo of the demon freddie had a nightmare about#welcome to hell or whatever
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Idk, we don't know what’s what with s1 dads but I still wanted to draw them older, as grandparents. Designs might and most likely will change when we are told more about themmm.
#i know asian men don’t age but this is ridiculous#male patterned baldness darryl 😭#ron. hold gently#henry is such a cardigan old man real
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I just realized both lark and nick have hit there heads on glass so hard they pass out and the glass cracks after being tricked by the teens. They really are soulmates
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Been a while, hasn’t it been? About darn time I gave Ron the portrait treatment! I love him, he’s literally my favorite dad and I would do anything for him. Go king. Step up.
#dungeons and daddies#dndads#ron stampler#dndads fanart#he’s on my wall now#look at him he’s so guy#he’s literally perfect#what a guy#i think i would die for ron#or kill for ron
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another addition to the cowboy au
after their first meeting at the bar
#AAAAAAAA#THAT’S MY DIALOGUE TOO#MANNI ILYSM#SEXAH#BEAUTIFUL#CHEFS KISS#EXEMPLARY#I’VE LOOKED AT THIS FOR FIVE HOURS NOW#YESSSS KING#PUT HIM IN HIS PLACE#SHUT HIM UP#YEEEAAAHHH
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an addition to the cowboy au
#OMG HELLO#I WROTE THE DIALOGUE#SO HONORED#ILY MANNI#LOOK HOW PRETTY NICK IS#AND HOW BIG LARK IS#BIG BOY#YIPPEE
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…what did Willy do to Scary’s stomach?
#i am of the opinion that she is getting guilt-induced anxiety stomach aches#or maybe it’s a mild allusion to how ron was always such a big boy when his tummy hurt on the adventure#i hope willy didn’t do something#he would#but he shouldn’t#can we put him back in the demiplane
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Ladies, gentlemen, and everyone else, put your appendages together for Hen! Ry! Ooooaaaaak! This took way too much time because I colored him wrong and had to completely redraw it but shhh don’t worry about it baby. Next up is Ron, so hold onto your tube socks, dawg.
#dungeons and daddies#dndads#dndads fanart#henry oak#dndads s1#look at him#he’s such a dilf#if dilfs were fun liberals#and last time i checked i think fun liberals are allowed to be dilfs#my anonymous friend is in love with henry and any other man with his vague appearance so this one goes to you babe#he’s on my wall now
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