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shortiedoowop
Pretzels Still The Same
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If ya need me, I’ll be in the bubba baff || Formerly welpyeah/pretzelsisthesame
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shortiedoowop · 1 year ago
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I am back again and still very lost
I have not been here in 50 years and don’t remember how anything works
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shortiedoowop · 2 years ago
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I have not been here in 50 years and don’t remember how anything works
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shortiedoowop · 6 years ago
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the end of The Big Short isn’t fucking around
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shortiedoowop · 6 years ago
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#oh
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shortiedoowop · 6 years ago
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TWITTER IS DOWN AG A I N
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shortiedoowop · 6 years ago
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Harry Potter had a crush on Cho specifically because she was good at Quidditch, and could go toe to toe with him as a seeker. Harry Potter started developing feelings for Ginny after she joined the Quidditch Team, and their first kiss happen as a celebration of winning a important match for the house cup, and she will later become a freaking professional quidditch player.
Harry Potter is into jocks. Harry Potter is into jocks that, specifically, could kick his ass at his favorite sport.
I feel like this is an important thing to know about the guy.
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shortiedoowop · 6 years ago
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Aaaaand we’re back. Bye, see y’all in six months or something.
Welp. Twitter is down. How’s it going guys
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shortiedoowop · 6 years ago
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Tf goin on
Welp. Twitter is down. How’s it going guys
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shortiedoowop · 6 years ago
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Welp. Twitter is down. How’s it going guys
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shortiedoowop · 6 years ago
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Guess who’s back with a brand new Etsy shop :D
Gay shit incoming, follow @asyouarecrafts on all the socials and whatnot
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shortiedoowop · 6 years ago
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shortiedoowop · 6 years ago
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Would it be too out of pocket to text someone ‘I miss you today and also I want to have your baby’
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shortiedoowop · 6 years ago
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y’all scream about supporting bi girls right up until they date men
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shortiedoowop · 6 years ago
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There’s a scene in us where Winston duke is like spread out on the bed in nothing but underwear and a sweatshirt and glasses and like my breath became shallow and the grip I had on my wine glass became more firm
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shortiedoowop · 6 years ago
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leon kennedy running away from mr x
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shortiedoowop · 6 years ago
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Hey, y’all
Fuck R. Kelly
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shortiedoowop · 7 years ago
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If you play..
Bohemian Rhapsody at 23:55:53 you will start your new year right at the metal part
We Are The Champions at 23:58:10 you will start your new year at the last chorus
Another One Bites The Dust at 23:57:13 you will start your new year where he hits that “well im ready, yes im ready for you”
Body Language at 23:59:14 you will start your new year at “dont talk”
Liar at 23:45:42 you will start your new year at the “mama im gonna be your slave” part
Crazy Little Thing Called Love(Live At Wembley Stadium 86) at 23:58:01 you will start your new year by Roger Taylor saying “Ready Freddie?”
Don’t Stop Me Now at 23:57:59 you will start your new year at the “dont stop me, dont stop me”
In The Lap Of The Gods just right at midnight to hear more of my boi Roggies falsetto
Flick Of The Wrist  at 23:59:05 you will start your new year with the first “flick of the wrist”
A Kind Of Magic at 23:59:46 to hear mr johnny D chime in with his bass at midnight
Killer Queen at 23:58:46 to start of 2019 “fastidious and precise“
Fat Bottomed Girls at 23:57:15 you will start of 2019 by getting on your bike and riding
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