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not liking taylor swift is not a controversial opinion. liking taylor swift is not a controversial opinion. the only controversial opinion to have about taylor swift is that she's autistic and bisexual. they kill people for saying that

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all we ever look for, kate bush / betty & veronica

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every single school teacher should get paid $300,000 a year minimum and ICE agents should all die simultaneously in agony. this is my congressional budget plan

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browser extension that replaces "queer history" with "the activities of usamerican cis gays circa 1950-1990"

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going to workshop my "riverdale is gay revenge" powerpoint so that instead of nearly 2 hours its just 15 minutes. that'll be easy right

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word is papa poutine’s son small fry is looking for payback

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I JUST TURNED SEVENTEEN IM MASTER OF MY SCENE STILL SOMETHINGS SORTA NOT COMPLETELY COOL GUESS IM TALKING BOUT THE PROBLEM THAT I GOT WHEN THINGS GET CHILLY THAT IS WHEN I WANT THEM HOT IT MIGHT SOUND SILLY BUT IT BOTHERS ME A LOT ARCHIE GOING LEFT ARCHIE GOING RIGHT ARCHIE RUNNING ANY ROAD THAT HE CAN FIND ARCHIE NEVER MAKING UP HIS ALL AMERICAN MIND MAKING UP HIS ALL AMERICAN MIND I LOOK AT OTHER GUYS WITH FIRE IN THEIR EYES THEY KNOW THE WAY THEIR WHOLE LIVES WILL PLAY OUT ME I DONT HAVE A CLUE OF WHAT IM GONNA DO OR EVEN WHAT MY STORY IS ABOUT THINK ITS TIME I MAKE A BIG DECISION ATTACK MY PROBLEMS WITH A SLICK PRECISION ONLY THEN CAN I GET RID OF THE VISION OF ARCHIE GOING LEFT ARCHIE GOING RIGHT ARCHIE RUNNING ANY ROAD THAT HE CAN FIND ARCHIE NEVER MAKING UP HIS ALL AMERICAN MIND MAKING UP HIS ALL AMERICAN MIND MAKING UP HIS ALL AMERICAN MIND. if you even care.

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in honor of the 6-year anniversary of lover, put your top 3 tracks in the tags

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MY EROTIC ROLEPLAY PARTNER DISAPPOINTED ONCE AGAIN AS I ADD 'SURREALIST ELEMENTS' TO THE SCENE

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it's betty she's the berries i'm gonna flip friday! happy betty she's the berries i'm gonna flip friday!!

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AFTERLIFE WITH ARCHIE LIVE ACTION FROM ROBERTO 🚨🚨🚨🚨

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Sometimes when a trans woman does something mildly #problematique, you gotta just learn to let it slide or just talk to her about it in private because you know that there are hordes of #leftists who are just salivating at the chance to isolate a trans woman from her community

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ABBA’s take a chance on me was actually written about riverdale

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