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What Lurks beneath- chapter 31 page 894

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Where's that one resident evil mermaid au where leon gets pregnant and has triplets when you need it 😔

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 2 POLL 31

PROPAGANDA:

[Leon]

"Bright eyed little baby man's first day on the job, only to be immediatly smacked with zombie apocalypse and being one of the only survivors, gets snatched up by the government and trained (somehow his training involved being able to do high kicks that can kill a man) and then proceeds to be just keep being put in situations bc he survived that one zombie breakout. Oh yea and he has an emo phase bc of trauma but its fine bc the government still expects him to do his job. Everyone who plays the games often will let him stay a little injured because his hurt noises are fascinating. There are playlists dedicated to them."

"iykyk."

"Listen. Listen. Look at him. He is so pathetic and soggy and there is no one else I would say needs to get pregnant other than him. He’s canonically awkward around women, too, how can you not love him?"

"… pretty boy. Just look at him! Please get that man pregnant!!!"

[Kayne]

"A chaotic outer god who says he already has a daughter and always has his grippers out, he should expirence pregnancy. [P.s. he's usually covered in blood, which some users may find attractive!]"

"he’s freaky, look at him. he’d like that."

Art by @potato-lord-but-not

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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 2 POLL 31

PROPAGANDA:

[Leon]

"Bright eyed little baby man's first day on the job, only to be immediatly smacked with zombie apocalypse and being one of the only survivors, gets snatched up by the government and trained (somehow his training involved being able to do high kicks that can kill a man) and then proceeds to be just keep being put in situations bc he survived that one zombie breakout. Oh yea and he has an emo phase bc of trauma but its fine bc the government still expects him to do his job. Everyone who plays the games often will let him stay a little injured because his hurt noises are fascinating. There are playlists dedicated to them."

"iykyk."

"Listen. Listen. Look at him. He is so pathetic and soggy and there is no one else I would say needs to get pregnant other than him. He’s canonically awkward around women, too, how can you not love him?"

"… pretty boy. Just look at him! Please get that man pregnant!!!"

[Kayne]

"A chaotic outer god who says he already has a daughter and always has his grippers out, he should expirence pregnancy. [P.s. he's usually covered in blood, which some users may find attractive!]"

"he’s freaky, look at him. he’d like that."

Art by @potato-lord-but-not

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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 2 POLL 21

PROPAGANDA:

[Babe]

"CANONICALLY BREEDABLE!!!! He's a Special Alpha who can get pregnant and that was a major plot point in season 1 and YET they did not grant us some on screen mpreg action even though he and his boyfriend literally call each other mama/papa (both during sex and in regular life). He's literally a super alpha in an omegaverse world who likes getting railed by other alphas and then finds out he's actually sooo special that he can get knocked up and then the season ends with him having ZERO kids on the way. Hoping so hard that season two gives us what we want."

"main character of the abo tv show, he NEEDS to get pregnant!"

"The plot is LITERALLY about how a bunch of different men want to get him pregnant. It's canonically possible AND talked about. He and his boyfriend call each other "mama" and "papa." Plus, just look at him… Praying for him to get pregnant in season 2. It's remote but it's possible!!!!!!!!!"

"Okay well- first of all- hes from the omegaverse racing show/book... his boyfriend calls him mama (he is, in fact, an alpha) part of the villains main plot is actually to use an omegaverse loophole and get him pregnant so like. Its not even that farfetched. I just think he could beautifully break the cycle of violence/trauma and be a good mama. 🧍"

"He's in an alpha/alpha relationship but he wants his boyfriend to knock him up soooooo bad."

"Ohhhhh you have no idea. He's an alpha but he calls himself Mama and his boyfriend Papa. His evil adopted dad hired someone to try and get him pregnant, and because this is the fuckin omegaverse, it's actually possible bc there's some kind of "enigma" gender that can impregnate even alphas. The secret evil plan didn't succeed (good) but now Babe needs his boyfriend to knock him up. (They are both alphas). There's never been a man who needed to be pregnant more than Babe. I'm so serious."

[Ingo]

"Just look at him."

"I NEEEEED THAT OLD MAN ROUND AND SWOLLEN WITH CHILDREN!!!!!!!! he deserves to be happy with a family, him being pregnant is a fun sexy bonus."

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i feel so completely directionless

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I truly don't get why the common stereotype of tank/healer MMO couples is surly toughguy tank and anxious people-pleaser healer because every time I queue in as a healer I can feel myself physically turning into the devil

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Bonus points if if the character is also guard/attack dog coded. Weapon coded. "I listen to you not out of obligation or need or because you're stronger but because I choose to"

It doesn't matter if the modifications were done by their person or someone else. Both flavors of horror are tasty.

Like. If the modifications you have the further A) it was done BEFORE this bond and it just adds to the angst, or B) it was done DURING the bond and the character goes to their person, the only one they show vulnerability to, ands gets to be validated by the horror they feel.

If WAS their person... ooh boy. The horror of THEIR person doing this to them... the one they bleed for, the "when you say jump i ask how high" person... and they've changed them...

Everyone clap for non consensual body modification everybody loves a character whose body has been altered against their will

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Hey, so, I don't know how many of you follow Canadian news, but yesterday, someone drove a car into the crowd at a Filipino cultural festival in Vancouver. I'm sorry that I can't put that more sensitively, but I really don't know how else to describe it. I'm not Filipino, but it happened in the neighborhood I grew up in. I'm not sure how to describe how I feel. I'd walked past the event an hour before with some friends. We'd joked about how the first nice weekend in Vancouver is a special occasion because everyone comes out. There's a vigil on that corner tonight.

The point of this isn't to talk about how I feel. A friend has shared some gofundmes with me and I wanted to post them here. And ask that maybe if you're local and you're able to, could you donate blood? I don't know. I don't have anything I can say. It's not my tragedy but I feel it anyway. If you can donate, I know it would be appreciated by the families.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-bring-rowel-home (goal reached but more funds always help)

https://www.gofundme.com/f/rizza (almost at 50%)

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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 1 POLL 105

PROPAGANDA:

[Michael]

"He wants to experience everything that human beings get to experience. What's more human than bringing new life into the world with your own body? Let him be a mother."

[Carlos]

"Maybe just be one of the only cases of mpreg where I NEED him to be in a straight/het mpreg situation. Like. He is a seahorse. Big and buff and is just so giddy about a pretty, bloody, strong woman ordering him around. SHOULD be the poster boy for straight omegaverse but like alpha girlypop x omega dudeguy. Very happily a housewife but only if his spouse can beat him up."

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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 1 POLL 102

PROPAGANDA:

[Stooges]

"Wacky hijinks must ensue."

[Sova]

"He is simply built for it imo. Very protective and very caring, will kill someone for looking at him wrong, but simultaneously really loves all his friends and (most of) his teammates. Huge sense of duty. Needs to settle down. Would be an amazing father. And I just personally think he has crazy baby fever that he buries down due to said sense of duty."

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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 1 POLL 95

PROPAGANDA:

[Ging]

"Honestly I believe the fandom theory/headcanon that he got pregnant and gave birth to Gon (whether with help from that Greed Island mpreg card, being trans, or a secret third option…) just for shits and giggles, to see what it was like, and then dumped the kid afterwards when he decided fatherhood didn't really mesh well with his hunter-lifestyle. Like, he's not a great dad, but I can definitely see him doing that. Would he do it again? Probably not, but I want to make this scraggly little deadbeat suffer (possibly again). Mito would gladly take in another nephew/niece."

[B.J.]

"i think he'd do it for the bit!"

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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 1 POLL 96

PROPAGANDA:

[Li Shang]

"In the sequel, when asked if they want kids, Mulan says 'maybe 1 or 2' while Shang says 'as many as possible.' If man's gonna make promises like that, I need him to put his money where his mouth is and step up."

[Chishiya]

"Hes so fucking smug I need him to be humbled by motherhood. Also it may help him. ☝ hes a pediatric heart surgeon and has been forced by his hospital staff to give his patients' donor hearts to rich ppl that weren't on the list. So like. If he chose that field, he probably likes kids even if he is a smug smarmy little bastard and I think having a kid he birthed would flip his worldview and make him less of a pushover to corporate. ��"

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