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Do you guys like tacos or @the-real-google better?

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Not a dream

How are you all

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yesn't

Has there been an update recently because my app seems more fucked over than normal

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someone make a game based on this

You're stuck in a timeloop but can't tell because you're on a train going through the great plains

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wait that M means minors? thought it meant Men

“MDNI!!‼️‼️‼️” *interacts with minors*

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Ow wow how does 035 feel about the SCP-113 thing/ask-

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so long ago. so few notes

It's Tumblr Tuesday!

Looking for some new Tumblrs to follow? Bored on this Tuesday afternoon? We’ve got the perfect thing to help with both: Tumblr Tuesday. Every Tuesday, we’ll feature some Tumblrs that have recently caught our attention – and we encourage you to join in.

Food porn Pretty Foods features some of the most beautiful food you’ll see today. Almost too pretty to eat. I said almost.

Call child services I Hate My Parents documents unfortunate children placed in embarrassing situations by their well-intentioned parents. Revenge will be theirs.

Picture show Movies In Frames is great for the lover of film and cinematography. One movie, depicted in four frames. You’ll watch these films just a little more closely next time.

Fact faction Fuck Yeah Facts is a compendium of interesting, funny, and improbable facts. FYF has thankfully chosen to omit the boring, trite, and obvious facts.

Liking Earth Travel Highlights (by the fine people at PlanetEye) is filled with photos and travel stories from all over the world, and they’re doing a fantastic job finding and reblogging awesome content from within the Tumblr community.

Who do you nominate for Tumblr Tuesday next week?

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so long ago. so few notes

It's Tumblr Tuesday!

Looking for some new Tumblrs to follow? Bored on this Tuesday afternoon? We’ve got the perfect thing to help with both: Tumblr Tuesday. Every Tuesday, we’ll feature some Tumblrs that have recently caught our attention – and we encourage you to join in.

Food porn Pretty Foods features some of the most beautiful food you’ll see today. Almost too pretty to eat. I said almost.

Call child services I Hate My Parents documents unfortunate children placed in embarrassing situations by their well-intentioned parents. Revenge will be theirs.

Picture show Movies In Frames is great for the lover of film and cinematography. One movie, depicted in four frames. You’ll watch these films just a little more closely next time.

Fact faction Fuck Yeah Facts is a compendium of interesting, funny, and improbable facts. FYF has thankfully chosen to omit the boring, trite, and obvious facts.

Liking Earth Travel Highlights (by the fine people at PlanetEye) is filled with photos and travel stories from all over the world, and they’re doing a fantastic job finding and reblogging awesome content from within the Tumblr community.

Who do you nominate for Tumblr Tuesday next week?

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It's Tumblr Tuesday!

Looking for some new Tumblrs to follow? Bored on this Tuesday afternoon? We’ve got the perfect thing to help with both: Tumblr Tuesday. Every Tuesday, we’ll feature some Tumblrs that have recently caught our attention – and we encourage you to join in.

Food porn Pretty Foods features some of the most beautiful food you’ll see today. Almost too pretty to eat. I said almost.

Call child services I Hate My Parents documents unfortunate children placed in embarrassing situations by their well-intentioned parents. Revenge will be theirs.

Picture show Movies In Frames is great for the lover of film and cinematography. One movie, depicted in four frames. You’ll watch these films just a little more closely next time.

Fact faction Fuck Yeah Facts is a compendium of interesting, funny, and improbable facts. FYF has thankfully chosen to omit the boring, trite, and obvious facts.

Liking Earth Travel Highlights (by the fine people at PlanetEye) is filled with photos and travel stories from all over the world, and they’re doing a fantastic job finding and reblogging awesome content from within the Tumblr community.

Who do you nominate for Tumblr Tuesday next week?

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I went on a trip to Australia. The immigration officer asked “Do you have a criminal record?”

Shocked, I responded “Is that still a requirement?”

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I want the SCP Foundation to be true in this universe

“I will grant you a wish. BUT… your gain will be someone else’s loss. If you want riches, someone will be stripped of theirs. If you want health, someone will fall ill. If you want love, someone will get their heart broken. And whatever you choose, that someone will know your name.”

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noted. it's my pet again

You buried your poor pet a couple of weeks ago. One morning, as you walk out the front door - there it is, back from the dead, sitting on your doorstep - quite rotten, and impossibly alive. Rather, un-alive. It seems happy to see you.

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it does for me!

you want problems?

tell me why the search function is so difficult to get a hang of?

Stupid question

It's difficult because it doesn't work

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make premium illegal

Tuesday, April 16th, 2024

🌟 New

When you’re receiving lots of likes or reblogs in a short timeframe, we will stop sending individual push notifications in favor of a periodic summary.

🛠 Fixed

Dailymotion videos could not be posted for a short time, this has now been fixed.

Some of you were unable to scroll your followers in the iOS app, this has now been fixed in version 34.1 of the app.

🚧 Ongoing

No ongoing incidents to speak of right now.

🌱 Upcoming

Tumblr Premium? Never heard of it. At least not yet anyway.

Experiencing an issue? Check for Known Issues and file a Support Request if you have something new. We’ll get back to you as soon as we can!

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did you find it

Stop posting everyone I saw a funny post go by and I need to find it

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ping me when it gets 1,000

Fuck it, we ball

If this gets 25 notes before August, I'll start writing a fanfic

If this gets 50 notes, I'll outline the book I want to write

If this gets 100 notes, I'll do some research on how to make custom decks of cards

If this gets 250 notes, I'll try to outline an actual design and personality for pizza hut

If this gets 500 notes, I'll reveal my YouTube name (doesn't have much yet, I'll try to fix that)

If this gets 1,000 notes, I'll give you three facts about myself

And if it somehow gets 10,000 notes, I'll try to get away with a crime

(realistically I won't have to worry about that though)