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HIII HAPPY STARWARS DAY

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"Nothing changed for me in two thousand years!"

"It changed for us," Rlain said. He pulled Renarin closer, then attuned Love. "It changed for us, Mishram."

My interpretation of their scene in the final when Rlain shelters Renarin from Mishram.

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Consider the last post you made about an individual character from any fandom.

That character is now your roommate.

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This is how I imagine the dynamic of Jezrien and (his guard dog) Chana

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Darcy’s introduction in Pride and Prejudice is really ‘what if you had just had the worst month of your life because your ex-bestie tried to lover boy scam your baby sister out of her share of your dad’s life insurance and your friend dragged you to a shitty party in a dive bar in the neighbourhood where he’d just signed a short term lease, and you decided to let your bad mood show because you were never going to see any of the assholes in this stupid shitty bar EVER again. And your friend ended up making out with a girl he’d just met there while you were stuck talking to her sister who was less cute and then her mother appeared and started trying to matchmake and started saying how if she was twenty years younger she’d clime you like a redwood and ooooh is that a black Amex, guess the next round is on you hahhahahahaha, while her other sister (how many fucking sisters does she have?!) flashed an obviously fake ID at the bar and ordered six vodka-diet red bulls and no one in her family except the less-cute sister even tried to stop her. And you went home and consoled yourself that you would never see any of these people again but then you met them over and over again because they live next door and your friend and the cute sister keep meeting up to make out but not actually date and then. You fall in love with the less-cute sister because it turns out she’s really witty and charismatic but she already knows and remembers and resents the fact that on a day when you were in a shitty mood you called her mid out loud in a dive bar.’

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have you ever had a loaf of bread that was so good you briefly ascended to godhood. this happened to dalinar kholin.

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I think something in wind and truth broke my brain because after finishing it I just turned over and started reading sci-fi novellas for the first time in my life

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i love catching up w/ WHA and immediately going into Witch Hat Kitchen bcs its like.

Qifrey Voice: I cannot let it go... I want to do what must be done... forgive me old friend

also Qifrey Voice: GOOD HEAVENS!! The sale on blueberries has ENDED.

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Oh Dalinar you didn’t, did you. Please tell me you didn’t.

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When you look at Dalinar as a man, in his entirety, he is the perfect Bondsmith. His Honor and Passion mediated by Growth and Understanding. Were Odium not the enemy, Dalinar could have - probably would have - been able to be sponsored by all three gods of Roshar????

Seriously, looking at the Oathbringer flashbacks, this man must have had Odium kicking his feet. He charmed Cultivation and well- literally is chosen by Honor.

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I think we as a fandom do not talk enough about how much cunt Kalak is serving in his official portrait… Cheekbones sharp as hell, eyebrows on fleek, lips plump and rosy, perfect eyeliner… Like- that’s a beautiful beautiful man right there. That’s baby girl…

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If Rosharans Were Obsessed with Mean Girls...

Stormlight characters watching Mean Girls requested by @idontknowwhatnametouse :)

Mean Girls is a movie about a high school girl infiltrating the popular girl squad to take revenge on them. It spawned a lot of memes. What would happen if it not only came to Roshar somehow, but also became something that everyone watched?

1. Dalinar: Tries to be hip with it

Dalinar: On Wednesdays, we wear Kholin blue. Dalinar: ... Dalinar: Also on every other day. Dalinar: Because that is what the codes say.

2. Navani: Tries to be hip with it

Adolin: Are you, uh, wearing a glove? Navani: Yes, I'm wearing a glove instead of the full safehand sleeve. Navani: I'm not like a regular mom. I'm a cool mom. Navani: ... Navani: Cool aunt? Adolin: Maybe we should stop talking now.

3. Stormfather: Likes the bus scene

Stormfather: The movie shows that if you hit someone with a bus, they become nicer. Dalinar: I...do not think that is the intended message. Stormfather: When I tried to blow all of you off of the plateau, maybe I had the right idea. Dalinar: ... Stormfather: Maybe *I* am the bus. Dalinar: Perhaps movie night was a bad idea.

4. Pattern: Takes some of the lessons to heart

Pattern: No mating! Pattern: You WILL get chlamydia and die!

5. The memes

Lift: If Drehy is married, then why is his butt so good? Wyndle: Oh my god, mistress, you can't just ask why someone's butt is good! Wyndle: Wait, what does his being married have to do with it? Lift: D-Did you use a meme? Lift: I'm so stormin' proud.

6. Listen, the memes though

Shallan: If that guy is a herald, then why are his eyes brown? Kaladin: Oh my god, Shallan, you can't just ask someone why their eyes are brown! Shallan: Y-You were surprised too!

7. Moash: Figures anything is worth a try

Moash: And why should Elhokar get to stomp around like a giant while people like us get crushed underneath his big feet? We are just as cute as Elhokar, right? We're just as smart as Elhokar (well, way smarter), and you like me way more than you like Elhokar. When did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody? We should totally just STAB ELHOKAR! Kaladin: ... Kaladin: Are you trying to get me to commit regicide by quoting Mean Girls? Moash: Is it working?

8. Bridge 4 would quote it all the time

Skar: Kaladin... How do we begin to explain Kaladin Stormblessed? Rock: Kaladin Stormblessed is flawless. Lopen: I hear his hair is insured for ten emerald broams! Drehy: I hear he appears in fashion magazines... In Kharbranth! Sigzil: One time he met the Herald Taln... Leyten: ...and Taln said he looked strong. Moash: One time he punched me in the face... It was awesome.

9. Adolin could make "fetch" happen

Adolin: That is so fetch! Sadeas (sounding bored): Stop trying to make "fetch" happen, Adolin. It's NOT going to happen. Jakamov [in the distance]: Wow! So fetch! Danlan: I know, right? The fetchiest! Sadeas: NOOOOOO

10. Wit: Thinks the Burn Book could be improved

Wit: See, the issue with the Burn Book was keeping it secret. Wit: I'm just writing down my insults as I say them, in front of everyone. Wit: Then I leave the book on display, and anyone can revisit my best insults at any time! Wit: See? Elhokar: Wit... None of us men can read. Wit: ... Wit: Every day this planet tests my patience.

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Gaming Dice.

I learned a lot about edges and light and color relationships here.

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I didn't think Brandon could do better than Dalinar beating up Elhokar, promising he won't kill him because he could've done it just now, telling him he's fucking his mom, and then leaving...

But then he wrote Sivi-daughter-Sivi undermining Szeth's education under Pozen, taking him out for an illicit beer, telling him she's fucking his dad, and then inviting him to become an Honorbearer. And then she winked! And stole the mug from the bar!

Brandon can't keep getting away with this it's too funny

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You just got teleported to the last film or show you saw. Do you survive?

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You know how we all joke that writers should stop writing kids in the Chosen One roles because they’re kids and have no experience, etc., and how older people would actually kick ass in that kind of role?

Try telling someone 30-60 years old that they need to put down all of their commitments because they need to save the universe. If it were a book trilogy, the first book would just be the messenger trying to convince the Chosen One that saving the universe is more important than them losing their job for not showing up, their pets home alone, or the risk that their insurance won’t cover whatever injuries they may sustain.

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I made these because I am SO FREAKIN EXCITED FOR MURDERBOT AHHHHHH