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fireflies lighting up a rural Pennsylvania field at dusk

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FEMALEIDOLS’ MEMBER PICKS: @dazzlingkai ∟ fav girl group releases of 2025 (pt. 1)

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“To try to not be more interesting but be more interested” literally changed my life perspective btw

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u know its bad when u just start throwing things onto the floor bc cleaning up is tiresome and u can no longer reason with yourself “take care of it now and do it to be kind to your future self” no longer applies future me is just gonna have to suck it up and deal with it stressed af

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ive heard if its all gone wrong and is fucked beyond repair you can actually use it for banana bread

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i saw a girl on tiktok who put her salt lamp in the dishwasher and didn’t realize it would dissolve, and it’s been on my mind for like 3 days

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Japanese mother of pearl fantail dove, 1880

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250716 | zindoriyam instagram post 🐯

(🎵 tripleS - Too Hot)

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(Lesbian OP) "women are more attractive than men"

(The replies)

"Hey, I'm a man and this hurt me worse than anything else in the world. My wife left me this morning and this post was my final straw. I'm standing in my bathtub right now with a pistol in my mouth and it's your fault you bitch. You bitch. You cunt bitch"

"Aaaaand this right here is why everyone hates lesbians."

"What about trans men????? You're saying you hate trans men??? You're saying you want all trans men to kill themselves??????????"

"Hey op this is a lil uhhh....yikes! Just a reminder from your friendly neighborhood Cheese Goblin™️ that people of ALL genders and sexual orientations are attractive. MEN ARE VALID. MEN ARE BEAUTIFUL. MEN ARE LOVED. Sexism towards men will NEVER be okay, and if you disagree you can fuck right off *gif from Good Omens*

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I just think people who clean public spaces should make no less than $100,000 a year

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saw a car dragging a labubu facedown through the street

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Tofu is thousands of years old but it's the coolest most high modernist food ever. Literally just a block of Food. It's like something people would eat in an Isaac Asimov story but it's real.

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hi, i made some of my designs into patches: https://dinahlance-shop.fourthwall.com/

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i’m literally never deleting my blog this site is like an endless conveyor belt of the funniest sentences you’ve ever seen said with the conviction of someone being cross examined in court