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id tag game changer spoilers but what does that even mean at this point

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i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

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"I want him" not sexually not romantically but a secret third way (squeaky toy)

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I'm like super normal and not unhinged in the slightest (I spent 3 days formatting, printing, and binding a niche internet story about sci fi football into a 280 page physical book)

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im wine drunk and in tears over this garfield

fucking look at him

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WHAT is wrong with you. It is so attractive

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its 3am and i just heard someone upstairs either drilling or using the scariest vibrator ever made

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thanks guys

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Typically an adjective accompanies those words

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you can go outside and hit things with a stick. it’s spring you can do anything

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you know what at this point they're writing fanfic

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hey what was that jewish word for a miserable journey that fucking sucks but you have to do it anyway so you're going to complain the whole way.

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Guy who is touch starved but emotionally repressed goading you into punching him for completely normal reasons

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would you let him spin around