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girl get rid of him. sell him on depop

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i watched the svsss donghua not too long ago

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Colored bingqiu sketch!!

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i hate driving. here are the laws! if you break them there will be consequences! except youre also expected to break the law just a little bit. people will get mad at you if you dont. you dont have right of way but the person who does is waving you forward for some reason. here's the speed limit! it's not the speed limit, the actual speed limit is that plus ~5-10. the light is green but you're in the turning lane. can you go? should you have gone just then? the person behind you is honking at you. there's a weird noise coming from your engine; if you try to do the right thing and get it checked out, will you get scammed? you are driving a 1-2 ton metal machine rocketing at speeds unknown to humankind for most of history. around a million people die in car accidents every year; that's about one person every thirty seconds. if you take that seriously and try to drive safely then people get mad at you.

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I am so entranced by eternal sugar cookie

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Uh oh! The rarepair got to me

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when binghe gets out of the abyss and meets shen qingqiu in jin lan city, so fucking ready to show his schoolboy crush how cool he is now so he’ll fall in love with him, the first time he sees him, his shizun is all cuddly with gongyi xiao, the second time, he’s calling out for liu qingge like he’s waiting for a booty call, and then the third time, some random hussy shows up claiming she’s his wife

yeah bingbing is about to explode with jealousy, and rightfully so. i think he gets gold stars for not whipping out xin mo then and there.

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Prince: I wish to marry!

Queen: Only if she can pass my test: failing to sleep on a bed with a pea under it!

Prince: Why are you screening for princesses with sensory issues?

Queen: She must be true royalty! Only the most autistic girl in all the land shall marry my son!

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Ah, it's my birthday today? I'm turning 24. Do people still ask for reblogs for their birthdays on tumblr? Well, i will leave it here. Just saying. Casually.

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[Fig. 01 Mikuchondria]

The powerhouse of YOUR cell

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Never kill yourself.

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1: Wake Up

2: Names

3: First Mission

If you liked any of this concept, go check out Love Bullet by inee! It's one of my favorite new mangas I read last year and this was very fun to think about :) The first comic here is based off two of it's pages. Here's the official summary:

Since the dawn of humanity, those who have never experienced love and meet an untimely end are granted a second chance at life as Cupids by the Goddess of Love. Present day Cupids have traded in their bow and arrow for modern firearms, but their mission remains the same: find suitable lovers for their targets and make them fall in love!

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packing tonight even tho my flight is Tuesday because I need an entire day to mentally prepare myself

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i simply do not have 1 nonchalant bone in my body. i am emotional, passionate and dramatic. and it’s quite beautiful.

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Reblog this to ease the back pain of the person you reblogged it from