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ur blog is hardcore flopping 😓

i dont give a shit surfing snoopy

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Grumpy loser and enabler

This started as a joke but then I got really into it. ​I need to draw more character interactions it’s fun

Textless version below cuz I like it

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Best image

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drew this post as a comic because its so fucking funny to me

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0 Days HRT

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by will mcphail

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fuck it’s august??? what’s next? 2022???? can’t do this anymore

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My grandma’s on and off again boyfriend that she cheated on grandpa with died today.

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me: "hey i think i might be bisexual."

friend: "that's cool, thanks for letting me know."

lois griffin after getting turned into a gas station:

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Woe upon thee! You’ve heard about the onceler, but what about the Twiceler? The Thriceler, even? Quadsler! Quintsler! And the legendary, never caught on camera Sexler

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i just remembered my favourite fucking tweet

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Checkmate liberals!!111!!

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asking for praise for a thing you made feels so humiliating like oooh look at me I’m a little animal and I did a trick and made a thing can I have pets and treats about it. and then somebody tells you it’s good and you understand why golden retrievers are the way they are

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I wish that if people are gonna portray Ralsei as evil they would characterize him correctly instead of the cliche ass “muahaha I was just pretending to be cute and friendly I was evil this whole time”. if he was a villain he would still be the most insecure little loser about it and try to sincerely convince Kris that. nevermind I just found the funniest image ever

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@gashmiltz

Just make it exist first, you can make it good later